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[_] How to get this to play? Anon 3464660 Is there a WEBM or MP4 of this?
>> [_] Anon 3464667 i guess you are trying to play this through ruffle, you need to download the standalone flash player https://www.adobe.com/support/flashplaye r/debug_downloads.html If you want it to play through a browser using the embed you might have to do something else. I use Palemoon and downloaded an older ver. of flash and turned off automatic updates. Dont remember how to do it, but if someone post the pasta that was shared after the first of the year it'll detail the process pretty well.
>> [_] Anon 3464670 >># It works in ruffle though. I think OP just found a swf somewhere online and had no idea what to do with it so he came to /f/. >># Just click the [Embed] next to the file name.
>> [_] Anon 3464683 >># fuck the Cockulus Shit
>> [_] Anon 3464693 >># You don't need to use old flash versions, you can use the latest one. Just edit it, so the shitty timebreak doesn't occur. If you don't want/can't do that there're preedited files here http://swfchan.com/end

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[_] Posting this after news broke of the Oculus requiring a FB account Anon 3437017 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3437030 >># I remember when oculus hosted community made games on their site for free and it was sad to see that it got taken down. I could not afford vr at the time and I wish that i could play some of those games now.
>> [_] Anon 3437032 Still got my DK2.Was part of that evolution up until that announcement. It definitely gets you right in the feels because you know it's a fact.
>> [_] Anon 3437033 I'm torn. I don't want to give money to Valve because they promotes gambling to children and tried to ruin modding but I don't want to give money to Facebook either.
>> [_] Anon 3437034 >># F https://www.polygon.com/2013/8/19/463697 6/oculus-vr-beta-launches-platform-for-pu blishing-and-discovering
>> [_] Anon 3437035 I use a rift s, just make a fake account, it works
>> [_] Anon 3437049 >># >being tracked as they intended >hey guys it worked yes?
>> [_] Anon 3437057 >># >Fake account Oh no, they'll notice all of my nothing
>> [_] Anon 3437060 Hitching their wagon to the FB "star" is a sure path to failure. Too bad I can't care too much, VR seemed like such a great idea though.
>> [_] Anon 3437063 >># VR is great and all, and really great for some specific things, but I'm excited for Augmented Reality whenever that shit finally takes off
>> [_] Anon 3437092 >># Just give it a few months - somebody will create a way to use the hardware with alternative software
>> [_] Anon 3437106 fuck
>> [_] Anon 3437110 i fuckin cried
>> [_] Anon 3437113 >># >hey this old account that got identified as a fake account only got used from this 1 IP adress >just link it to that person's history haha, they will never get their data if my account doesn't contain my real name!
>> [_] Anon 3437117 The OR was doomed since 2014

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[_] Valve Index is the best on the market Anon 3424347 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3424348 >># so what games can I play on it outside of Alyx?
>> [_] Anon 3424351 >># every other VR game in steam
>> [_] Anon 3424352 >># I said games, anon, not glorified tech demos
>> [_] Anon 3424353 >># You have one? I was considering selling my CS inventory to buy one with Gabebux but I wasn't sure about doing it now or waiting for the next gen. I have a Rift CS1 now and the quality/comfort is fine but the software is absolute shit and it tends to crash whatever game I'm playing.
>> [_] Anon 3424354 >># If you're not just being a shitter for the sake of being contrarian, check out Subnautica and Obduction. Both are excellent games outside of VR and playing with the headset makes them much better. Elite Dangerous is nice too.
>> [_] Anon 3424357 I mean, it could be worse imagine VR Tumblr
>> [_] Anon 3424358 That being said, the Quest is still margianally cheaper.
>> [_] Anon 3424366 >># Superhot and any of the audiovisual rhythm games like Audioshield or Beat Saber are also worth playing in VR, though I wouldn't really recommend getting one for them
>> [_] Anon 3424369 >># There's a ton in progress rn. And boneworks just came out fairly recently. plus racing sims and flight sims exist.
>> [_] Anon 3424381 >># meh, valve tried to ruin PC modding and are jerks towards companies with unfair fees, they really exploit their near-monopoly status. at least we have epic store now to give valve some much needed competition
>> [_] Anon 3424382 >># >epic games store >competition gaben is absolutly shivering at the competition borderlands three and fortnite are throwing down
>> [_] Anon 3424387 >># because the only way they can stay competitive is to buy (timed) exclusives fuck epic and their quarter-baked launcher
>> [_] Anon 3424390 >># Psychonauts
>> [_] Anon 3424403 >># The Forest is a good VR experience too.
>> [_] Anon 3424404 why dont you go outside and play it in the street
>> [_] Anon 3424409 >># >having a CSGO inventroy worth more than $0.11 get a load of this faggot
>> [_] Anon 3424418 >it's /pol/ waggling thier small white dicks on another board
>> [_] Anon 3424420 >># Ah yes, if you can't win, then just sell-out to china, starve out the competition and then you can be an even bigger scumbag than the competition was. Isn't unchecked capitalism grand, fellow C O N S U M E R ?
>> [_] Anon 3424443 >># >># >># there are people born every day that don't care about those fuzzy feelings you have towards valve. yes, epic is a strong competitor to valve. and valve really needed one because if you haven't noticed they've done some pretty bad things in recent years.
>> [_] Anon 3424446 >># I've never been to /pol/, but this seems like a pretty normal thread to me.
>> [_] Anon 3424462 >># >only whites can see the evils of capitalism Okay /pol/.
>> [_] Anon 3424464 >># seconding the forest, 8/10 game and its terrifying in VR
>> [_] Anon 3424465 >># This flash didn't age well. Facebook isn't even required to use the Rift
>> [_] Anon 3424473 >># Pavlov, Boneworks, Beat Saber, VR Chat
>> [_] Anon 3424482 >># Majority of my CSGO inventory is made up of stuff a friend gave me ages ago when we played together. Not able to talk to them anymore =/

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[_] Anon 3387213
>> [_] Anon 3387219 it just keeps getting worse...
>> [_] Anon 3387222 We're better off without it anyway. And fuck Facebag.
>> [_] Anon 3387258 the fucking jews did this

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[_] 4 /v/ Anon 3368484
>> [_] Anon 3368525 No VR waifus...
>> [_] Anon 3368550 >># I'm pretty sure there are some VR hentai games, but I don't have VR so I can't tell if it's of any quality
>> [_] Anon 3368604 Maybe Oculus Rift was cancelled but it started revolution that effects we are currently experiencing.
>> [_] Anon 3368612 >># >Oculus Rift was cancelled But the problem is that it wasn't cancelled. >"""""revolution""""" Yeah, have fun with facebook VR.
>> [_] Anon 3368613 >># Has the big jew actually done anything with it?
>> [_] Anon 3368615 >># From Wikipedia: >In June 2015, Oculus revealed that due to the rapid innovation in the VR industry, it intended to release a successor to the Rift in around 2–3 years from the Rift release, and that it was already being worked on. Also, it's really not worth it. If you want to experience VR, just buy some chink phone VR set and you're good.

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[_] lost potential Anon 3260786
>> [_] Anon 3260792 good thing there's still the vive and like a dozen other alternatives these days
>> [_] Anon 3260793 Jews fucking up everything again
>> [_] Anon 3260795 whats the song name?
>> [_] Anon 3260796 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuRK_m0Re
>> [_] Anon 3260798 >># link is dead
>> [_] Anon 3260799 >># >/watch?v=LuRK_m0Re I wonder why
>> [_] Anon 3260800 >># oh come on anon
>> [_] Anon 3260801 >># man...
>> [_] Anon 3260802 >># >># >># What is actually?
>> [_] Anon 3260803 >># If I were you, try the link a few more times, check for spelling errors that kind of stuff.
>> [_] Anon 3260807 >># Thanks, anon, I seriously needed a belly laugh today. Never change, ok?
>> [_] Anon 3260829 >># Please be serious
>> [_] Anon 3260846 >># Shoulda brought a fairy my man.
>> [_] Anon 3260866 >># >blaming the Jews for your small penis
>> [_] Anon 3260891 >># haha i didnt see it either

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>> [_] Anon 3253654 >># Are they even developing it further or did they actually bury it?
>> [_] Anon 3253657 >># No word, so probably buried and dead.
>> [_] Anon 3253658 >># Also was there any word on VR hardware on E3?
>> [_] Anon 3253674 I miss moot
>> [_] Anon 3253677 Who cares lol? Just get a Vive.
>> [_] Anon 3253681 >># you should've seen the shit Bethesda put out, quake con is going to be a fucking wash this year. Will only be going to publically get drunk
>> [_] Anon 3253691 >># i'd rather support facebook than fucking valve
>> [_] Anon 3253727 >># the one day where /v/ apologized to /pol/ and said they were right about Jews
>> [_] Anon 3253760 >># /pol/ is never wrong, sadly.
>> [_] Hotdog 3253769 Why not just name it Oculus Rip? Rift not needed anymore
>> [_] Anon 3253777 F
>> [_] Anon 3253783 >># >Zuckerberg >berg Every time
>> [_] Sammy 3253798 >># I wish I had a company that could casually spend $2billion on something then completely forget about it
>> [_] Anon 3253800 >># Be reborn a Jew and then steal your roommate's software. Worked for Einstein too when he stole patents.

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>> [_] Anon 3250034 wtf lol. fuck oculus rift. shoulda made carnevil for oculus rift thhat wouldve been dope. moni shotguns and everything.
>> [_] Anon 3250045 >># That would've been awesome. Thankfully, this video doesn't take into account the dozens of companies who are now jumping at the bit for VR hardware. Zuckerburg is a retarded Jew.
>> [_] Anon 3250099 >Rip in pieces Oculus Rift and the dream of an open and free virtual reality A wild Vive appeared!
>> [_] Anon 3250103 >># htc vive spawned like a year after this happened
>> [_] Anon 3250119 >slowpoke.png
>> [_] Anon 3250123 >># i wouldn't support vive if i want valve to not have even more power over pc gaming. they are abusing their position enough as it is.
>> [_] Anon 3250134 >># How are they abusing it? They have a lot of great practices for gamers.

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[_] First Flash saved, On this one since the real first one was stored on a IBM Deathstar Anon 3157549 Why are we posting first flash saved again?
>> [_] Anon 3157552 >># i didnt believe it at the time but this really was the end of oculus. leaves me in a VR void since i dont want to give money to valve either ever since they tried to make modding into a business
>> [_] Anon 3157556 >># They tried and removed it. Atleast they are far way better than facebook, specially when it comes to freedom and privacy. HTC is superior to oculus. Also Oculus has some shitty DRM that doesn't let games designed for it to be used with other VR devices. Its cracked, but still, shit exists. Japs like HTC better too apparently.
>> [_] Anon 3157561 >># >They tried and removed it. damn right they tried and damn right they removed it, but only after the enormous backlash. the fact they released it out of a clear blue sky shows they have gotten too big and think they can do whatever they want. the fact that they didn't foresee the backlash shows they are extremely greedy. the system was so poorly implemented that i couldn't believe it. involving money into the modding scene would take away its innocence and completely ruin it. shame on valve, i havent given them a cent ever since. that company clearly has a too big slice of the pie.
>> [_] Anon 3157585 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX4X2I4H Q7s
>> [_] Anon 3157588 >># if she can wish for a gun why not just wish for a happy meal?
>> [_] Anon 3157589 This was the youtube video I saved at the time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgmyw0yq PPE
>> [_] Anon 3157594 >># that video breaks my heart not because of oculus but because in the old days people made flashes to scroll through threads to music, now kids just upload videos to jewtube

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[_] Never Forget Anon 2942344 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2942346 It was gonna be shit anyway ...Right? ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2942348 >># It's coming out in the first quarter of 2016. We can finally decide ourselves very soon.
>> [_] Anon 2942353 >># Zucky Zuck watching you bang your gf in FBVR
>> [_] Anon 2942354 >Sorry, User. You must complete your profile before using your account. >Please hold still for retinal scan. >We have detected discrepancies in your web viewing habits associated with your identity. >Please remain where you are, the proper authorities have been dispatched.
>> [_] Anon 2942359 >buying first generation of new anything >ever gotta buy VR Headset mark 4, when it is good.
>> [_] Anon 2942361 Well... There's still the hololense, that thing looks 10x better than the occulus anyways.
>> [_] Anon 2942365 That thing where you basically strap a cell phone to your face is going to be higher quality anyways. But fuck facebook, their shit is cancer.
>> [_] Anon 2942434 >># facebook buy 4chan next.
>> [_] Anon 2942443 >># fuck you, dont remind me
>> [_] Anon 2942448 >># >Can no longer fug my waifu without my family knowing
>> [_] Anon 2942451 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k_8XKC3 glA
>> [_] Anon 2942453 >># all these salty reactions from people that think vr works like vr in tv shows will be bliss
>> [_] Anon 2942461 >># This is old as shit. Also you've gotta love that source "According to someone who says he was involved with it but wasn't allowed to talk about it"
>> [_] Anon 2942471 Oculus Rift is a clunky piece of hardware that will be shortly outdated by similar, sleeker hardware made by another company.
>> [_] Anon 2942495 >># You've never tried an actual Oculus, have you? It's not perfect by any means but it's really easy to get sucked in. It's fun as hell.

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>> [_] Anon 2855534 Seriously? we are still on this?
>> [_] Anon 2855549 is it oax ?
>> [_] Anon 2855570 >># I actually was not aware of this and was hoping it was a joke. It was not. Fuck. Well, I wasn't going to buy one anyways.
>> [_] Anon 2855591 >># Good thing Valve and Sony are making their own VR Headsets.
>> [_] Anon 2855610 >># this. its not like all virtual reality is fucked. if anything, this opens up for other companies to create new virtual reality headsets knowing that people will buy it based on how well the oculus rift did.
>> [_] Anon 2855611 >># It's been a year since the purchase and FB hasn't interfered in the slightest, I don't see the issue with purchasing one.
>> [_] Anon 2855617 >># just wait until the final product is out >would you like to log into your facebook account? >YES or YES
>> [_] Anon 2855620 >># It's a HMD with plenty of 3rd party support, not a console with lock in. Facebook has no reason to restrict the platform.
>> [_] Anon 2855623 >># This They would just cut themselves if they restricted it in any way. They probably saw how people responded when the news came out and decided to thread carefully.
>> [_] Anon 2855627 There are already a number of competitors trying to muscle their way into the VR market. Oculus may have been the first, but they are by no means the best. Regardless of how well or poorly they do initially, there will be a better company pushing a better produce eventually.
>> [_] Anon 2855628 >># >hasn't interfered in the slightest >no porn allowed yea ok
>> [_] Anon 2855634 >># even if they did leave it alone i'm not gonna support their brand. what if they became the only option for vr. then they wouldn't tread lightly anymore.
>> [_] Anon 2855642 >># except that's wrong you retard they said they won't have porn apps on their official store, the headset isn't locked down in anyway, you can find that shit elsewhere

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[_] It has been a year... Anon 2728667 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2728672 >># >It's been a year what the fuck
>> [_] Anon 2728676 Virtual Boy 2 was never going to succeed.
>> [_] Anon 2728681 And within that year, we've seen at least 3 other VR headsets pop up from other companies.
>> [_] Anon 2728682 The OR doesnt need to be good, it doesnt even need to be released, it's already dont what it needed to do which was show that there are a large number of people who are very interested in the technology, other company's will make there own version and in a few years the good ones will rise to the top
>> [_] Anon 2728707 >># Name of song played?
>> [_] Anon 2728721 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynx26LJ1 YC4 it's form evangelion but I swear I've heard it somewhere else before
>> [_] Anon 2728732 >># the death of halfchan happened after that all that lies ahead is death. what a sad existence
>> [_] Anon 2728733 Can we kill these fuckers at Facebook please?
>> [_] Anon 2728790 >># >facebook buys 4chan and 4+ 4chan also the other smaller chan sites for 500-600 million and makes anti-hate rules and this whole site gets flooded by facebook/tumblr users and /pol/ is renamed politics and promotes equality and /r9k/, /d/ and all anime boards get deleted and this whole site turns into /soc/ the website
>> [_] Anon 2728798 Just realize the death of Oculus is just making room for HTC Vive
>> [_] Anon 2728802 >oculus is kill >this means VR will never happen You people are so melodramatic.
>> [_] Anon 2728835 >># >facebook using normie detected
>> [_] Anon 2728849 Honestly I stopped caring about the OR after that. I could never buy it in good consciousness considering that not only was it a crowdfunded project turned sell-out, but it's also Facebook. Which I don't touch for good reason.
>> [_] Anon 2728852 SteamVR might be good http://store.steampowered.com/universe/vr
>> [_] Anon 2728858 >># It's anime Hey Jude
>> [_] Anon 2728870 >># >Somebody actually made this >Somebody has Kickstarter donor's remorse Just Kill Me Now.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2728877 >># Renounce the liar and deciever jew. All glory and adulation to Gaben, our savior and redeemer. He has lead us through the valley of DRM, he has lead us through the valley of Windows and consoles, he shall lead us through this. Valve isn't a huge company but I hope future generations recognize the immeasurable contributions it and Gabe have had on this industry.
>> [_] Anon 2728895 >># Id really fucking like him to lead us to a world where Steam has customer support. Not even good customer support. Id accept ANY at this point. Instead of a world where if say... your account gets banned somehow, all your hundreds of dollars worth of games are suddenly destroyed, and the support ticket people are no longer answering their completely anonymous emails - you have to literally get the attention of the head of the company himself before anyone will do jack shit. Also yknow, Steam actually giving refunds when its appropriate. Or really acting like its a modern company in any way whatsoever. Love Valve. Love Gabe. Best company/man in the business. But they aint perfect. Its inexcusable for EA - the company that keeps a child brothel in its executive staff room - to have better customer service than Valve.
>> [_] Anon 2728896 >># >implying steam is not DRM
>> [_] Anon 2728925 it was indeed a sad day in the animal kindom

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[_] Depression time Anon 2512766 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2512786 psst vrtx.io just saying there's hope
>> [_] Anon 2512812 >># there's still hope! >tybg
>> [_] Anon 2512820 There's no information on the website, why should I consider buying that?
>> [_] Anon 2512827 >># I tried Oculus Rift for the first time two weeks ago and I was very impressed! It really felt like I was there and I do believe in the product. The screen resolution needs to be larger though, could clearly see the pixels right now when it's only 1080p. If Facebook can push down the price of the device then it's also great, it's pretty expensive now. But if it gets cheaper more people will get one and more programs will be made for it etc, sounds pretty good. As long as they don't force a bunch of stuff on its users (Facebook interface or something like that), or that can be hacked away easily, I see only benefits.
>> [_] Anon 2512829 Where were you when gaming died?
>> [_] Anon 2512832 >># >># That shit is an accessory made for the LG G3. Might as well use Google cardboard https://cardboard.withgoogle.com/
>> [_] Anon 2512836 >># playing the superior MOBA. League
>> [_] Anon 2512839 >># Also, I've tried 33 different demos so I haven't just tried one single thing and based my whole opinion on that. OR combined with those things that you hold in your hands and this will be golden. I still think VR is best suited for when you sit in some kind of chair though, like car driving or a robot. Then it would truly feel like you are there. When walking around it was still pretty cool but you lost the sense of reality since you still felt the seat on your ass when you played.
>> [_] Anon 2512844 >># Like some sort of walmart electric wheelchair simulator?
>> [_] Anon 2512845 >># >https://cardboard.withgoogle.com/ Thanks for the link! That's actually pretty cool. Though you don't get head tracking so the Rift still gives a better feeling.
>> [_] Anon 2512847 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clEkNb_U uvI c:
>> [_] Anon 2512850 >># well shit.
>> [_] Anon 2512854 >># http://www.ebay.com/itm/Google-Cardboard -Virtual-Reality-VR-Headset-Kit-FULL-with -NFC-Tag-lens-Android-/161390644510?pt=US _Video_Glasses&hash=item2593a1cd1e
>> [_] Anon 2512870 >># cool again, though is it as good tracking as the rift? also does it support leaning as the rift (like leaning closer to the screen, peaking around corners and such)? >># Yes! I see you had the same idea as me
>> [_] Sergal 2512872 VR would be cool but until it's SAO like it doesn't seem worth it to me.
>> [_] Anon 2512874 RIP waifu.
>> [_] Anon 2512876 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eT9vmpE8 WcY It depends oh the phone. Guaranteed fully compatible by Google themselves are: Google NEXUS 4 Google NEXUS 5 Samsung Galaxy S4 Samsung Galaxy S5 Samsung Galaxy Nexus Motorola Moto X Compatible except the magnetic button: Motorola Moto G HTC one Other reports of it working on: Note 3 Samsung S3 (partially compatible)
>> [_] Anon 2512877 >># Phones aren't optimized for VR so it's pretty slow even on high end phones. I'd probably just end up watching youtube on it.
>> [_] Anon 2512884 >># hey triple cool! really good with this competition, it'll force the rift to have good quality, keep up with phone screen resolutions and to not make it overpriced
>> [_] Anon 2512894 >># holy shit it's painful to watch him assemble that thing, jesus fuck
>> [_] Anon 2512921 >># I was in middle school, because it died in 2007

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[_] RIP Anon 2411578 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2411585 >># thanks for remind me the pain.
>> [_] Anon 2411598 >># Yeah I almost forgot too... Fuck thsi gay earth
>> [_] Anon 2411606 >># >># >># Like it was yesterday ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2411610 Twas a miscarriage
>> [_] Anon 2411620 Oculus isn't dead. don't worry. it's just a bedtime story for trolls.
>> [_] Anon 2411634 >open flash >recognize what it is, and frantically try to close it >too late Fuck you OP, it took me three days to get it out of my head last time.
>> [_] Anon 2411636 I KNOW I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN
>> [_] Anon 2411639 >># I don't get it.
>> [_] GdlyDmn 2411642 I don't get it. Rest In Piece In Piece?
>> [_] Anon 2411645 >># So facebook bought some stupid VR goggle company. What's the big deal?
>> [_] Anon 2411653 >># >guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anon 2411757 Won't facebook get the Oculus Rift out faster with its huge jewcash infusion?
>> [_] Anon 2411760 >># Probably, and potentially with way better hardware, too. Problem is, it probably won't be an open platform, so nobody will want to develop any good games for it.
>> [_] Anon 2411761 >># Yes, so we call all play shopping simulator on it.
>> [_] Anon 2411785 >># Woah, lets not be hasty there! Statistically, Farmville, Cityville, Shoppingville, Candy Crush, Animal Farm Saga, and 21 Questions for Facebook are all good games!... ... Nope, can't do it with a straight face.
>> [_] Anon 2411823 >># Hedonist pigs delicious tears

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[_] Rip Waifus Anon 2405610 ;_;
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2405613 Zuckerberg did the right thing for mankind
>> [_] Anon 2405624 >># I know right? With TV he can only subliminally try to reprogram humanity but with the occulus we're going full force with HYPNOTISM!!!
>> [_] Anon 2405626 The dream was almost a reality and that kike bastard had to piss all over it. We almost saw the beginning of the waifu age, but now its dead. I fucking hate facebook.
>> [_] Anon 2405636 Another reason to hate facebook. I wish it was 2005 forever ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2405641 >># America is averaging two mass shootings a month right now dicknose. You think Elliot rodger would have gone on his spree if he had had virtual kawaii anime waifu's? An autistic psychopath confined to the waifu-sphere is half a dozen lives saved. Thanks zuckerberg.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2405642 >># >2014 >hipothetics as argument
>> [_] Anon 2405645 >># > 2014 > still using tripcodes
>> [_] Anon 2405647 >># >># Another added to the filter list! Thanks for using a tripcode so I can never see your posts again!
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2405648 >># it's avant garde, ok?
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2405651 >># bless you
>> [_] Anon 2405666 It's been just over two months, and it still feels horrible to think about.
>> [_] Anon 2405700 >># It's easier to just not view any posts at all.
>> [_] Anon 2405734 >># >avant garde Well, using french words in your sentences just makes you more like a weeb of france than someone smart. Btw in France this word is not even used anymore. Also, forget about tripcode, 4chan is dead a long time ago.
>> [_] Anon 2405738 oh look. another VR headset exactly like all VR headsets that have come out in the last 20 years got bought by a social media site who the fuck cares?
>> [_] Anon 2405740 >># You’re just a fucking piece of shit EVERYWHERE you go, aren’t you? Goddamn tripping cocksuckers. Reported again.
>> [_] Anon 2405741 >># I take it ethnic cleaning killed your parents.
>> [_] Anon 2405742 >># >America is averaging two mass shootings a month right now dicknose. This is what liberals actually delude themselves into believing.

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[_] Anon 2394759 Never forget. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2394762 Forget what now? I have no idea what u r on about.
>> [_] Anon 2394764 Why would you post this? I was having a good night too, but now it's ruined.
>> [_] Anon 2394765 there are alternatives, man get over it
>> [_] Anon 2394766 >># Your poor grammar made this bait much easier to spot than it otherwise would have been.
>> [_] Anon 2394780 >># It was the best out there. There was going to be mountains of porn. MOUNTAINS. Now we have a facebook store app and the original CEO is literally dead.
>> [_] Anon 2394793 >># Fuck you man And fuck that song too
>> [_] Anon 2394801 At least we can always rely on Sony ....
>> [_] Anon 2394813 >># But is it open-source? What about the porn? Then again, Sony has always been the most lewd of the main three companies, so there might still be a chance. Currently it's PS4 exclusive though.
>> [_] Anon 2394814 >># >Sony >Open Source
>> [_] Anon 2394817 >># T-there's a chance, right? ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2394818 Shit, so it's no longer open source? But in practical terms what does this mean?
>> [_] Anon 2394821 >># ineveraskedforthisfeel.jpg
>> [_] Anon 2394825 >># NO MORE PORN
>> [_] Anon 2394828 >># Nope, Sony loves locked down, proprietary products that are only accessible via complex and poorly thought out 'interfaces'/methods Most likely a competitor will grab the market with a non-open product because Sony never get's behind their products to corner a market before someone else does
>> [_] Anon 2394832 Where is the one that shows all the posts on different boards about never getting VR wifus after facebook bought occulus? I didn't even care about occulus or wifus but that one made me sad.
>> [_] Anon 2394835 >># The porn is dead.
>> [_] Anon 2394839 I will rip the shit out of this shit and im gonna make it free. >but muh copyright Fuck your shit suckerbelg you jewish piece of shit and the jewish concept of copyright, like if i give a fuck. Also the chingchongs and the spics would like to make a "pirate" market out of this shit.
>> [_] Anon 2394866 >># You'll need to know decryption. It would probably take a year or so, and a while more for everyone to learn how to develop for it. And that's not considering that Sony will just patch it if the crack gains traction.
>> [_] Anon 2394870 >># Then i will clone the code and make it a start line for everyone who desires to develop shit. Fucking nips would love 2D free pussy.
>> [_] Anon 2394874 Wait for the Zenimax (bethesda) shitstorm. They claim owning everything Carmack did on the oculus while employed by them.
>> [_] Anon 2394875 >># You still haven't decrypted it. You'll also have to learn PS4's code to find the device in the first place. You will also need to develop an engine that can develop shit for it. If you know what you're doing it should work with mult. engines. Otherwise you're fucked.
>> [_] Anon 2394876 >># Im talking about the oculus, why you are mentioning PS4?
>> [_] Anon 2394883 >># Oh. I thought you were talking about the PS4's VR. Facebook probably wiped all the game based data, so it wouldn't be so much decryption as it would rebuilding the entire engine. Also, if you piss off Zuckerberg by doing that he'll probably off you. He's actually done it before believe it or not. (Not officially but all the signs point at him)
>> [_] Anon 2394886 Zuckerberg you fucking nigger
>> [_] Anon 2394919 Way to stall progress. Fuck you, fed-book..
>> [_] Anon 2394921 >># >Zuck has had people killed go on...
>> [_] Anon 2394925 Have you ever thought that Zuckerberg, you know, fucking likes video games or the possibilities of new experiences with VR and wants to ensure it makes it to market?
>> [_] Anon 2394944 >># Zuckerberg only cares about his jewgold. He'll only allow things like FarmVille to be released on the Oculus, because that will wring the most money out of the consumers.
>> [_] Anon 2394946 Nigga fuck mark jewishberg
>> [_] Anon 2394948 Does this mean I won't be able to go on dates with Miku with the Oculus? Why does it even exist then?
>> [_] Anon 2394975 Star Citizen will use the Oculus. But yeah Facebook as no right to own Oculus.
>> [_] Anon 2394978 >We will never see a Wizardry game on VR >You will never be a gigantic Orc Lord fighting alongside the qt valkyrie you had a crush on since the adventure began >You will never be able to turn your head, see her blushing and smiling at you, before turning back, raising your battleaxe and cleaving a demon in two, each step magnified by the magic from your priest coursing through your veins Meanwhile in the year 2345.
>> [_] Anon 2394992 >># been hoping for a VR Farmville.
>> [_] Anon 2394997 >># I didn'T quite new anything about Oculus till this flass was posted and seeing so many replies each time, got curious and looked into it... man... learning at the same time what it was, the potential, and having the dream crushed as I discovered all this... I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS ;_:
>> [_] Anon 2395002 >># I cannot type for shiut when tired... KNEW* and FLASH*

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[_] Anon 2379492 Never forget.
>> [_] Anon 2379495 Two billion is, well, it's a lot of money. I'm sorry, Anon. The future is still on its way.
>> [_] Anon 2379498 I am honestly so glad that all the hyper-autists think facebook "killed" the OR, because now I don't have to spend every day hearing about "how great 3D sex w/ur waifu" is or whatever stupid idea that was never going to work they had in the first place.
>> [_] Anon 2379500 >># why are you on 4chan? shouldn't reddit be more your thing? honest question
>> [_] Anon 2379502 >># Haha, I can see how you interpreted it that way. From my perspective enjoying technology makes you a reddit-using casual. In fact, all the oculus rift hype was mostly a reddit (and youtube etc.) thing anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2379503 >># The denial is strong in this one.
>> [_] Anon 2379513 >># I can't make you change your mind. But I don't give a fuck. You're wrong anyway. If you aren't trolling that is.
>> [_] Anon 2379520 >># >># "Virtual Reality Helmets" aren't like a new technology. I had a VR helmet like 10 years ago, and I can tell you there was nothing particularly pleasant about using it. Made you feel and look like a huge idiot and gave half of people headaches and nausea.
>> [_] Anon 2379521 If Facebook shuts down the Oculus Rift some other VR thing will come up. After all Facebook buyed the Oculus Rift not the concept of Virtual Reality. But I think a lot of people who supported the Oculus on kickstarter will be mad the devs for taking their money and then selling all their shit for 2 billion $ at a bunch of soulcollecting slavetraders.
>> [_] Anon 2379523 >># >implying Facebook and the retarded founder won't patent troll like mad
>> [_] Anon 2379527 >># you're a huge faggot
>> [_] Anon 2379530 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuk5ED5s zSA IBM advertised this google glass-like product in 1999, but you never saw one. Why is that? This technology is only revolutionary in science fiction. It just isn't useful in our real lives.
>> [_] Anon 2379535 >># True, not only for Technology. Also social "(r)evolutions" are often old stuff. Emo(tional Hardcore)s started to exist in the mid 80s and Hipsters started to arise in the early 20th century. Without taking part in conspiracy shit our technology could be very advanced, but either we are not willing to adapt or the hightech stuff that is developed is useless taft that looks nice.
>> [_] Anon 2379538 >># What the fuck are you talking about dude I just want to play Half Life on it
>> [_] Anon 2379545 There's still hope, the Sony Morpheus is coming out in about a year. It's for the PS4 and already has five confirmed launch games. Downside is you need a PS4 (no PC version afaik), but if you bought into the current console gen chances are you have one. Too bad steam couldn't buy Occulus ;_; For PC-based VR, we have a long ways to go yet. I'll never touch anything facebook buys or had it's hand in. I hate everything FB stands for.
>> [_] Anon 2379552 Seriously. Who cares
>> [_] Anon 2379566 >who cares What a dumb statement, everybody is acting like technology is a fad or ppl are being stupid for using it, but in the end all run into the stores and buy it anyway because they like the immersion it gives you, people want to be in fictional places, live fictional lives because their own is so dull and repetitive... and i don't blame them. Hell what are books, movies, theatres, drugs and this fucking site for? Personally i was really found of this device, just because it let's you tell a story far better than any device sofar... but not with facebook sitting behind it and monitoring your eyemovement to see which commercial is the one you react the best to. Same goes for the google glasses
>> [_] Anon 2379567 >># >enjoying technology means you are a redditor the autism is strong in this one
>> [_] Anon 2379570 >># Commit suicide immediately.
>> [_] Anon 2379572 >># if i had supported it on kickstarter i would hunt down the guy who started OR and violently rape him
>> [_] Anon 2379580 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2379593 >># no, FB is going to be a massive patent troll You aren't going to be able to even mention virtual Reality without being sued for everything you have, everything your children might possibly acquire after you are dead, and your tombstone itself
>> [_] Anon 2379598 >># >enjoying technology makes you a reddit-using casual >enjoying technology jesus christ you're retarded
>> [_] Anon 2379599 >># I don't understand how this deal happened-- it's clear FB doesn't even know what they want to do with it -- and they are the ones that approached Oculus about it
>> [_] Anon 2379602 >># they wanted to buy it before it became big because fuckerburg wanted to be able to watch facebook directly from your eyes, which is stupid
>> [_] Anon 2379611 >># that's clearly a waste of money FB shareholders should sue
>> [_] Anon 2379621 I just wanted to fuck hentai girls and I've always been a big believer of FOSS technology, and it's pretty obvious neither of those are going to happen, so I'm sad. Eat a dick, obviously a lot of people care, so your spamming of "who cares??" is pretty unnecessary as the fact a lot of people are upset about it shows that yeah, a lot of people care.
>> [_] Anon 2379628 [TUMBLING DOWN INTENSIFIES]
>> [_] Anon 2379667 sauce on the music?
>> [_] Anon 2379670 Does this mean the technology is dead in the water?
>> [_] Anon 2379676 >># "Komm, susser Tod" from Neon Genes Evangelion https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=didzxUkr tS0 >i'm german btw and it needs to say "Komm, süßer Tod"
>> [_] Anon 2379707 >># Japs are tards.

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>> [_] Anon 2371805 Oculus Shit was gonna be vaporware anyhow.
>> [_] Anon 2371814 lol at people who kickstarted this for facebook
>> [_] Anon 2371832 do we have this up on youtube?
>> [_] Anon 2371874 where do i know this song from
>> [_] Anon 2371881 >># Komm, Süsser Tod from End of Evangelion
>> [_] Anon 2371883 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 2371899 >evangelion music absolute pleb tier
>> [_] Anon 2371915 god dammit /f/ you actually made me feel
>> [_] Anon 2371919 This makes me empty inside
>> [_] Anon 2371971 >># Go fuck yourself with a cactus infested with fire ants and AIDS. The Oculus Rift had actual potential, but the jews don't want us to have nice things, apparently. I can't believe I'm saying this, but /pol/ was fucking right. Fucking dammit this just keeps getting worse.

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[_] feels bad man Anon 2366267
>> [_] Anon 2366286 It really does, perhaps we'll just have to wait a bit longer for the waifu age, right guys? RIP in peace
>> [_] Anon 2366288 >># I feel like I'm the only one who thought the Oculus Rift nothing more than a gimmick. Maybe it'd have been an important stepping stone, but I don't really get why people were hyped for it in the first place. Anyone care to give some personal insight on that?
>> [_] Anon 2366318 >># Pornhub http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?vi ewkey=344777390
>> [_] Anon 2366329 >># Because I really need to purchase a completely different peripheral to watch porn. Gimme a break. Iunno, maybe it's awesome to some, but this just seems entirely extraneous.
>> [_] Anon 2366339 >># They can't put a patent on VR goggles. Others will come around.
>> [_] Anon 2366341 >># you just don't understand anon, and I lost the patience required to explain it to you a long time ago
>> [_] MGO 2366343 >># >># >># >># >># Sony's Project Morpheus Niggers
>> [_] 2366345 Not a big loss. Someone else will take up the mantle like >># said VR is still at least 5 or 10 years down the road. We have the technology now but to make it commercially viable is a different story. jews gotta make money somehow.
>> [_] Anon 2366347 >># never even heard of it son
>> [_] Anon 2366361 they didnt buy it niggars, do your fucking research.

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>> [_] Anon 2354723 IT JUST KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN
>> [_] Anon 2354730 >tfw that feel
>> [_] Anon 2354748 It's all over, man.
>> [_] Anon 2354750 too soon man, too fucking soon
>> [_] Anon 2354753 >># Ov vey goyim! Fuckerberg here, we'll intergrate 4chan with it also thanks to 4chan's Kristophski Poolstein <|:^) 8
>> [_] Anon 2354762 I sense some butthurt in you OP... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkAAvDk j9k
>> [_] Anon 2354767 >># I told you man. I told you about kick starters.
>> [_] Anon 2354769 this isn't real. this can't be real. is this... real?
>> [_] Anon 2354770 >># unfortunately yes.
>> [_] Anon 2354771 >># where the fuck were you in the last 2 months?
>> [_] Anon 2354773 The fuckers who owned Oculus Rift are responsible. THEY SOLD OUT. >oy vey They could deny the bid and continue research. They fucking did not. Fuck 'em
>> [_] Anon 2354781 >># >implying you have the will to defy a TWO BILLION DOLLAR deal The jews are the ones who made the purchase, not the ones who took it. Everyone has a price and if you think yours is above two billion dollars you're a liar.
>> [_] Anon 2354784 >># Imagine the profit if they released it without Jewbook. >selling WHOLE company for one time offer. Bitch, please. The point is, company was worth MUCH more.
>> [_] Anon 2354788 >># First off stop talking threw your ass, they were going into receivership anyway, they jumpe boat before they lost everything.
>> [_] Anon 2354792 >># Not for me. There's no Zuckerburg in my world. ;__;
>> [_] Anon 2354793 Is it strange that I would have zero problems if google would have bought it? Why the fuck facebook?
>> [_] Anon 2354806 >># Cause Facebook is freaky as hell lately. If anything even creeps on their territory they whip out the checkbook. It's absurd.
>> [_] Anon 2354812 >># >mfw yfw tfw that feel when i have no face
>> [_] Anon 2354813 >># Let us, you and I deny real life together.
>> [_] Anon 2354814 >># We wanted too, but now we can't
>> [_] = 2354816 Godspeed. Even an idea can be killed sometimes. ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2354818 >># What meant to me will eventually be a memory of the time I tried so hard.
>> [_] Anon 2354819 muh 3d porn ;_; [Anon just accidentally liked "3d sluts expirience HD"] - thumbs up
>> [_] Anon 2354823 >people are still crying about this. http://www.forbes.com/sites/jasonevangel ho/2014/04/13/oculus-vr-founder-explains- why-we-can-breathe-a-sigh-of-relief-about -facebook-deal/ Stay informed.
>> [_] Anon 2354832 >># Linkin Park? In this era? You disappoint me Anon.
>> [_] Anon 2354846 I'm glad I don't care about VR.
>> [_] Anon 2354848 >Pornhub posted that message to facebook
>> [_] Anon 2354860 >># >Zero facebook branding. http://bgr.com/2014/03/26/facebook-oculu s-rift-user-interface-and-brand/ >redesign with Facebook interface and logo stay illiterate
>> [_] Anon 2354866 >># Kinda like Mcdonalds buying out apple. What the fuck are you going to do with that?
>> [_] Anon 2354870 It was so close, I dreamt of it on many occasions how I were with my waifu and we were glad that we could finally be so close to each other. But the evil overlord, the dark edgy ghoul of the underworld called facebook the merciless decided to kill our hopes and dream in favor of the cow clicker market and "im at the weird part of youtube again xD" users. Fuck this gay earth
>> [_] Anon 2354871 >># >MciPhone >MciPad
>> [_] Anon 2354874 Zuckerburg's reasons for purchasing the oculus rift make me angry.
>> [_] Anon 2354876 >implying Oculus Rift is the only virtual reality in the works Steam is working on their own virtual reality. So at least we might see VR Half-Life 3 in maybe a decade or two.
>> [_] Anon 2354891 >># McMacs
>> [_] Anon 2354894 >># Wait what!? How did I knot know about this.
>> [_] Anon 2354897 >># >corporateapologism.com lel
>> [_] Anon 2354898 >># http://www.techradar.com/us/news/gaming/ valve-s-virtual-reality-headset-blows-ocu lus-rift-away--1215666#null thank u based valve
>> [_] Anon 2354900 >># It's not for consumers though! That's B to the S
>> [_] Anon 2354901 >># oddl, is not registered. <clicks over to GoDaddy...>

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>> [_] Anon 2340339 I can't bring myself to actually care about all of this. I see VR as nothing more than a gimmick, just like motion controls and 3D.
>> [_] Anon 2340374 sauce on song name
>> [_] Anon 2340380 Fucking sellout niggers. All i wanted to do was have a good VR set where I could drop acid and play trippy games to escape from life. Now I have gay ass facebook to deal with
>> [_] Anon 2340430 >># I'm telling you only because I like the song, and the anime it is from. Song is "Komm Susser Todd", Come Sweet Death. It played in "The End of Evangelion".
>> [_] Anon 2340452 >># there is a strong rumor that vlave is working on something sick, but one can only hope that it doesnt turn out looking like the steam controller.
>> [_] Anon 2340471 Gaming is truly ogre.
>> [_] Anon 2340494 yup Oculus is kill. Even if it came out I won't buy it since botnet. It's not going to support linux anyway
>> [_] Anon 2340538 >># Entitled Nigger gets butthurt by new owner company
>> [_] Anon 2340542 Everyone who backed via Kick start must feel like a complete fool and cunt Personally I'll always take a screen and 'traditional' input peripherals

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>> [_] Anon 2337745 haha..aha....ha... /cry
>> [_] Anon 2337746 komm susser tod
>> [_] Anon 2337747 can't wait to play farmville on rift /cry
>> [_] Anon 2337751 This has just set back this technology about another 20 years, thanks jews.
>> [_] Anon 2337761 An I the only one who doesn't give a shit about vr?
>> [_] Anon 2337770 >># GEE, I WONDER WHO COULD BE BEHIND SUCH A DEVELOPMENT SPOILER ALERT: JEWS
>> [_] Anon 2337772 ;_;7
>> [_] Anon 2337775 >># >># don't worry goy-I mean guys, there will be much improvement to this now that it is in the hands of a large internet company. plus this will open it to everyone, think of all the advertisement OY VE- I mean How great, right? but really don't worry, the less connected with the real world you are, the bigger profit you are, so they'll definitely have porn and stuff like that on it.
>> [_] Anon 2337805 JIDFB
>> [_] Anon 2337812 Cus no gaming company will ever come out with another vr system....shh sony don't interrupt anon while hes being a huge faggot. Ps lol at you minecraft players cus when I think of uses for cutting edge tech I totally think of one of the ugliest games in existence :3
>> [_] Anon 2337855 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lu6DCYzk qn0 Gentlemen.
>> [_] Anon 2337858 >># Ugly... maybe maybe. Fun? oh most certainly yes. Do you care? No, of course because this is 4chan. No ones cares, they just throw opinions left and right.
>> [_] Anon 2337859 CASTAR
>> [_] Anon 2337860 >># > implying sony will build a system as open as Oculus has been up til now... clueless faggot detected
>> [_] Anon 2337863 >># Suckerberg: Trust us this is going to be a great thing ... for who?...
>> [_] Anon 2337865 >># It's an April fools joke -_-
>> [_] Anon 2337876 >># >># >:3 >-_- Niggar, does this look like fucking Gaia online? Quit that shit.
>> [_] Anon 2337881 >># >nigga doesn't remember 2M get on /f/ sure is summer in here already :3

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[_] Anon 2333604 captcha: sufferings Certeed
>> [_] Anon 2333612 I wont be buying one now, was a day one buy for me too. I will wait for maybe someone who isn't a greedy shit bag like Palmer the shitbag Lucky to make a VR kit.
>> [_] Anon 2333615 FUCK I'D JUST GOT THIS SONG OUT OF MY HEAD
>> [_] Anon 2333616 Once again fucked over by the jews.
>> [_] Anon 2333633 Thanks Obama
>> [_] Anon 2333634 fucking piece of shit facebook isn't even good, now they're being greedy assfucks buying the oculus and ruining the great potential of it so they can have people do stupid facebook shit with it. I hope that Mark Zuckerberg, the other employees that approved the decision, and facebook itself dies in revenge of the oculus' death!
>> [_] Anon 2333642 if i had a terminal illness i'd make it my mission to kill jewberg before i died but i don't so i'll just continue to avoid it as best i can
>> [_] Anon 2333653 >># and the comment of the year award goes to...
>> [_] Anon 2333654 >># I recognize it, I know it's from a chinese cartoon, but I don't know what it is. I know it's not bacon peanuts or whatever the hell the typical troll joke is...
>> [_] Anon 2333657 >># If I had a terminal illness I'd just pull the plug already.
>> [_] Anon 2333659 >># >uses 4chan >doesn't recognize Komm, süsser Tod
>> [_] Anon 2333660 >># Well, at least you gave me the answer, sand nigger. Now go find a Jew to blow.
>> [_] Anon 2333663 >># It's from Fluorine Exodus Secularion
>> [_] Anon 2333664 >># Yeah, not falling for that one.
>> [_] Anon 2333666 >># Okay, you got me. It's from Boku no Pico.
>> [_] Anon 2333669 This is just disappointing as shit.
>> [_] Anon 2333671 >># >bacon peanuts my sides
>> [_] Anon 2333678 >Working on a project like the Oculus Rift. >New frontier. Everyone's excited. >Guaranteed to succeed. >Dreams & aspirations=$2 billion. I don't get it. How does someone just sell their soul like that? I thought integrity was a real thing and not just something people talk about.
>> [_] Anon 2333682 >/v/ >/out/
>> [_] Anon 2333683 >># I noticed love was on sale at the store today
>> [_] Anon 2333684 >># >2 billion >2,000,000,000 dollars >implying you wouldn't sell your soul for two thousand million dollars
>> [_] Anon 2333692 >># It's not just his soul, it's the hopes a dreams of gamers and waifufag. He was a 21st century humanitarian, a hero to every NEET, otaku, neckbeard and hikkikomori. Maybe I'm being over dramatic but would you really give up the chance to be known in textbooks as the man to pioneer VR for some cash?
>> [_] Anon 2333695 >># Wow. I never thought of that last part. Holy shit. They will forever be remembered as the people who sold the fate of VR gaming to some white paint and wallpaper douche bags. inb4 Google and Facebook become actual sovereign nations and force their consumers to fight in wars for their corporation.
>> [_] Anon 2333696 >># What I mean by the "white paint" thing is that they are tasteless; having neither good nor bad taste in anything at all because they have no thoughts. Oh! Perhaps, the term "meat-golem" is applicable.
>> [_] Anon 2333699 >># https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fw5acgqI HQE Ending theme from End of Evangelion.
>> [_] Anon 2333705 So what do we do now?
>> [_] Anon 2333706 >># http://www.trueplayergear.com/ maybe...
>> [_] Anon 2333708 >># Sorry, I'm wrong. It is from End of Evangelion but it's played during the beginning of the Human Instrumentality Project. (Third Impact, iirc?)
>> [_] Anon 2333709 >># The light in the darkness?
>> [_] Anon 2333712 Why didn't you listen to /pol/? /pol/ is always right.
>> [_] Anon 2333716 I think you missed your stop. Reddit is a few more miles that way
>> [_] Anon 2333726 >># >>>/g/e/t/ >>>/f/u/c/k/e/d/ :^)
>> [_] Anon 2333762 >># Eat shit, shillburg
>> [_] Anon 2333793 Jews. God fucking damn it. We should have listened.

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>> [_] Anon 2331098 first for holy fuck why ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2331100 I remember a few years ago Anon talked about shutting down Facebook. We had the chance to stop this. We didn't take it. It's only our own fault.
>> [_] Anon 2331104 >># Anon as in the cracking group or Anon as in muh legion?
>> [_] Anon 2331127 [TUMBLING DOWN INTENSIFIES]
>> [_] Anon 2331131 >># prolly lejun
>> [_] Anon 2331140 I was at a lecture yesterday and had Komm susser Tod stuck in my head despite not having listened to it for a long time. It was like I new something was wrong in the world of gaming. When I got on /v/ and saw all the Oculus Rift threads I thought it would be an appropriate song to listen to while I read the threads. Blew my mind when I turned the sound up and it was already playing. RIP in piece Oculus Rift.
>> [_] Anon 2331147 who gives a shit
>> [_] Anon 2331150 >># Fuckerberg, please.
>> [_] Anon 2331155 Please be trolling... please...
>> [_] Anon 2331161 You guys laughed when /pol/ warned you. "Not all Jews are bad." You said, so sure of yourself. /pol was right... /pol/ is always right...
>> [_] Anon 2331172 Haha, 2 billion dollars just backflipped off the lid of the toilet. The Rift guys are getting their dicks sucked by 12 year old thai prostitutes and snorting crushed bald eagle testicles, while staying in the Lincoln bedroom of the White House. God damn, Zuckerberg. God fucking damn. 10 minutes of market research would have told you that a venn diagram of people who are willing to pay for an expensive VR toy and people who don't fucking despise facebook would have no intersection.
>> [_] Anon 2331175 >># Just you wait until they market it to hell and back. Everyone will have a Facebox.
>> [_] Anon 2331176 Oh hey look, endless summer fags are being little cunts about something that doesn't matter.
>> [_] Anon 2331181 >># >jews are bad and this is why we dont listen
>> [_] Anon 2331204 >impying no one else will make an alternative for it. It's not like facebook now owns creative rights to making a motion detcting, stereoscopic, head mounted, displays. It's mostly the people who were developing software for it and those who funded it that got shit on.
>> [_] Anon 2331205 >># Yep time to jump on the Project Morpheus train. Hope it works for PC
>> [_] Anon 2331206 the rift had potential but those guys just like youtube 2 billion dollars and they all roll over the rift could have made billions all on its own. i have no idea WTF facebook could do with a VR hardware but whatever it is, it can't be good. its like these captcha very difficult to deal with it.
>> [_] Anon 2331208 instead of investing in Occulus and seeing it what it can become, they bought the whole damn thing what could be better than the future of gaming that facebook had to buy it? and what the fuck man took me 10 mins to find a captcha that actually looked readable
>> [_] Anon 2331213 >># >implying they aren't
>> [_] Anon 2331222 >># and this is why bad stuff keeps happening
>> [_] Anon 2331231 CAN ONE OF YOU JUST GIVE ME SOME GOOD NEWS I AM GOING TO CRY LIKE A LITTLE BITCH
>> [_] Anon 2331234 >># I got a promotion yesterday :D
>> [_] Anon 2331238 >># manly tears were shed...
>> [_] Anon 2331242 You guys realize that there are other virtual reality headsets, this sort of thing isn't entirely dead because there are alternatives, alternatives that WERE being crushed by the occulus rift's popularity.
>> [_] Anon 2331243 >># my cat had kittens, they are fucking adorable i named one Rift
>> [_] Anon 2331244 >># ;_;
>> [_] Anon 2331248 >># sauce on music?
>> [_] Anon 2331249 >># Did you brand it with the facebook logo?
>> [_] Anon 2331252 >># this song goes with everything that is wrong on this world...
>> [_] Anon 2331253 >># Alright that actually made me a bit happy inside.
>> [_] Anon 2331258 >># Cats frequently eat their own kittens alive. No one gets to stay happy.
>> [_] Anon 2331263 Damn it all to hell. I bet this means we wont be seeing this shit at the previously mentioned 300-400 price range, and it's probably going to be some kind of locked format. How is this even legal though? Didn't oculus rift get funding from the public? You can't just get free money to do R&D then sell what you R&D'd to a huge mindless corporation.
>> [_] Anon 2331264 >># komm susser todd, it's from evangelion
>> [_] Anon 2331267 What if I told you, that original oculus team will keep on working on VR project, just have different name? I mean, you can progress a lot with those 2 billion dollars!
>> [_] Anon 2331276 >># Sony is also making a VR heatset and used anime little sisters to demo it
>> [_] Anon 2331283 >># Nature facts that I already know [ and are stated completely wrong ] don't make me sad. Sorry.
>> [_] Anon 2331288 >># >2014 >still blaiming jews
>> [_] Anon 2331319 >># >whiteknighting jews Good goy
>> [_] Anon 2331321 >># Thank you, rabbi.
>> [_] Anon 2331323 >># god speed.

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>> [_] Anon 2329427 First time i heard was a few days ago. The pain deep down is strong. No more oculus rift porn, no more oculus rift gaming.
>> [_] Anon 2329430 Good night, sweet prince.
>> [_] Anon 2329431 They played us like a damn fiddle.
>> [_] Anon 2329432 Sadfrog.jpg Canceling my pre-order felt like finally killing off my childhood.
>> [_] Anon 2329434 everyone is seriously exaggerating this shit. its not going to be that bad. god i hope im right
>> [_] TMZ-19 2329435 Goddammit it all.
>> [_] Anon 2329436 >># I hope you're right too.
>> [_] Anon 2329437 >># you aren't right. It kills me to say it but you are wrong. Our only hope for decent VR right now is from Sony. inb4 someone assumes decent=good
>> [_] Anon 2329441 With this, I'm convinced. Corporations are hindering the progression of technology and, by extension, the human race for their narrow, profit driven short-term ends.
>> [_] Anon 2329442 >># It took this to convince you?
>> [_] Anon 2329443 Holy shit the entire world is under an absolute tyranny called facebook, they bought out a VR company intended for -gaming- for $2b for fuck's sake. They actually control a huge part of the world.
>> [_] Anon 2329447 >># >corporations try people in general Everyone wants to get ahead No one wants others to get ahead This goes for a basic level. If you have a chance to fuck a girl, you don't want anyone else at the party to fuck that girl.
>> [_] Anon 2329452 >># >If you have a chance to fuck a girl, you don't want anyone else at the party to fuck that girl. Speak for yourself. She's not my property. She's an individual with integrity. Who am I to stop her?
>> [_] Anon 2329459 >># The point he was trying to make is a lot of people think like that, it's unfortunate. We live in a system where the worst kind of people can stand on top of us because they can do things like this without remorse and only for the sake of profit. I'm not here to /pol/ it up it's just a tried practice that keeps happening over and over and people don't want to see it because it's terrifying. You don't know how much I want to be wrong.
>> [_] Anon 2329466 VR is stupid anyhow without a gigantic room allowing you to be suspended in the same place and where the floor moves so you can actually move around and get a proper VR feeling. Anything else will just feel fake and pointless, probably causing headaches.
>> [_] Anon 2329467 >># Yeah, sadly you're right. I think the world is a better place than it was 100 years ago, but pursuing self-interest is still the highest priority for most people.
>> [_] Anon 2329468 That's what you get for supporting a Kickstarter backed venture. Nothing good has come out of that website. Ouya, Anita Sarkeesian, Mighty 9, Double Fine, the list goes on. That site is cursed.
>> [_] Anon 2329470 Star Citizen seems to be an exception to the curse. So far anyway...
>> [_] Anon 2329472 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP48cLFeB ms
>> [_] Anon 2329473 >># What to you expect? It's a platform for scam artists to get money out of idiots without having to deliver anything other than some vague promises and t-shirts.
>> [_] Anon 2329474 No oculus porn. Than hurts more than everything else combined...
>> [_] Anon 2329475 T-tears? Am I.. Crying?
>> [_] Anon 2329478 >># it hasn't even been 24 hours though?
>> [_] Anon 2329485 >># Haven't kept up in a month or two, what happened to Mighty 9? The rest been shit since day 1.
>> [_] Anon 2329488 It's over.
>> [_] Anon 2329489 >># The forum has pretty much lost steam, Dina still holds her position. We lost.
>> [_] Anon 2329490 http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/20 14-03-26/attention-suckers-please-send-us -your-money Thanks Obama.
>> [_] Anon 2329497 WHYYYYY???? WHHHHYYYYYYY?????
>> [_] Anon 2329499 >># How does her position affect the development of the actual game?
>> [_] Anon 2329504 they just sold the future of gaming for 400 mil and stocks they couldve become a monopoly, make the same amount in a year, but no, they have to ruin everything good they worked for
>> [_] Anon 2329507 We will remember you. We all thought, I'm going to get that when it comes out. Now we have to wait for the next thing.
>> [_] Anon 2329510 Ohhh... Bohooo... The kids won't get their new wii... Fuck you console faggots. Long live PC master race.
>> [_] Anon 2329511 >># >Ouya God that was a disappointment. I mean sure, they had a female boss so I had my suspicions but for the Ouya to be so worthless was surprising
>> [_] Anon 2329512 >># >implying OR was specifically a console thing
>> [_] Anon 2329513 >># so far from being anywhere realistic, dont fool yourselves. but without these things as stepstones it wont be possible to have true VR feelings in the future
>> [_] Anon 2329515 so how exactly does this ruin anything? can't games and stuff still be developed for this thing or what?
>> [_] Anon 2329517 >># >work hard, make money or >make money it's pretty personal what you pick. first option has a chance that you make more money, but it takes more time and work. personally if I got these options: + maybe 20 billions in 3 years after much hard work + guaranteed 2 billions now with no work i would pick the guaranteed 2 bill. first of all i dont need much more than that, second of all im not getting any younger, third of all im at a point in life where immediate money would be good for me. the older you get the more likely it is to pick the easy and sure way
>> [_] Anon 2329518 >># Farmville and Yatzy exclusive.
>> [_] Anon 2329520 >># Probably not, by what zuckersperg is saying >Facebook eventually plans to redesign the Oculus hardware >...where if we can make it so that this becomes a network where people can be communicating and buying things and virtual goods They're gonna destroy Oculus as the world knows it, and repurpose it for their own needs.
>> [_] Lord of 7he Seven !t6HNuoEi5g 2329521 i7's coming
>> [_] Anon 2329523 I am no longer interested in the future of gaming see you in 30 years maybe
>> [_] Anon 2329525 so they have all this knowledge and technology + 2 billion dollars, cant they just start again with a new and improved version?
>> [_] Anon 2329526 >># Information on the internet traverses time by 48 hours to days. You can see things on the fleeting internet that is from 48 days in the future, or past and it doesn't really change anything at all. 4chan users would be the only ones in the world with any awareness of this at all though. Even if they are, there is no way to utilize this information. I heard about Oculus VRift $2b Facebook going down the drain a month ago with this flash. In this very thread. Information reorganizes a lot. You didn't think all information in your life and the world was 100% new fresh content, did you? There aren't enough mental connections in your brain to really identify every small pattern that gets reorganized within that time-span.
>> [_] Anon 2329533 >># From the looks of it, it sure does.
>> [_] Anon 2329537 >># We are all puppets just that some of us on 4chan can see the strings.
>> [_] Anon 2329543 >># Probably have a non-compete clause
>> [_] Anon 2329544 >># Everyone except /pol/ and /r9k/, that is.
>> [_] Anon 2329545 >># are you implying /pol/ isnt the most intelligent group of people in the world and we are all just stupid for not having their 6th grade understanding of history and childish prejudices?
>> [_] Anon 2329546 >># >...where if we can make it so that this becomes a network where people can be communicating and buying things and virtual goods Oh god the cancer, I'm dying
>> [_] Anon 2329547 yfw Gaben could of stopped this
>> [_] Anon 2329549 Best thing I've seen on /f/ for a while. RIP cockulus.
>> [_] Anon 2329550 Is this shit even legal? I mean can you sell your product that people kickstarted and funded and paid for before they've even received their product? I mean isn't that part of the purchase, you're expecting goods from said manufacturer?
>> [_] Anon 2329554 GO SONY GO SONY!
>> [_] Anon 2329556 >># >sony >prioritize PS4 funcionality >30fps VR no-thanks...
>> [_] Anon 2329557 >># They did receive it. You were paying for the prototypes and devkits if you paid for those tiers. If not, you cheaped out and bought a shit-tier that wouldn't have gotten you shit regardless.
>> [_] Anon 2329560 >># you get the facebook version, wasnt that what you always wished for?
>> [_] Anon 2329563 I was dead when the oy vei, oy gevalt, mishigene mentshn video faded in.
>> [_] Anon 2329567 >># the jews did this /pol/ is always right
>> [_] Anon 2329569 >># >creator of Occulus Rift has vision of a VR filled future... it's his life >creates prototypes, get Kickstarted >knows gaming will be the catalyst it needs to eventually reach his true dreams of a VR future >developers hop on board, start devloping games >Facebook offers money and the chance at his orginal vision, not just vidya >jumps at the chance Face it, this is what happened. It's sad, and gaming will probably suffer initially. It's like if you wanted to build a sentient robot, promise it'll love it's owner, people buy into it, kickstart it, then the military offers you unlimited funds but says you can still develop your dream of an actual AI.
>> [_] Anon 2329571 >># >mfw I didn't buy the (reasonably priced) prototype when no one even knew what a Rift was yet
>> [_] Anon 2329574 >># >you can still develop your dream of an actual AI which won't be snetient at all but kill people instead here, I fixed this for you
>> [_] Anon 2329575 >># I know how you feel, I know how you feel. I wish I did as well, even just to have a prototype. Oh well, no worries, it will be broken in to and ripped apart and have "facebookless" operation if they even bother to tie any of it to facebook anyway. (which they likely will not do)
>> [_] Anon 2329581 >># i can see it now: somebody is sitting on a chair (on his virtual sofa), petting a pillow (his virtual cat) just 0.99 USD to change the hair texture and color of your cat! many to chose from!
>> [_] Anon 2329582 Welp.... /pol/ was right...
>> [_] Anon 2329583 Kike Fuckerturd ruins it for us all.
>> [_] YOU JEW 2329588 ZUCKERBERG!
>> [_] Anon 2329589 RIP in peace, future.
>> [_] Anon 2329590 Woah, it definitely is going to be so shitty. A fully working device with software we don't want (if FB really does stick their penis into it, which didn't with Instagram)! It's not like we've had that for ages and found ways to replace it and/or create our own, on every electronical device ever.
>> [_] Anon 2329591 I bet Sony is shitting their pants with glee right now.
>> [_] Anon 2329592 What's the song?
>> [_] Anon 2329593 Fucking jews.
>> [_] TMZ-19 2329596 I bet /v/ is having a field day with this.
>> [_] Anon 2329597 >># pretty sure he said he didnt buy it
>> [_] Anon 2329600 >># /v/ already had a field day. The Music's already off.
>> [_] Anon 2329601 >># i think its from evangelion "it all returns to nothing"
>> [_] Anon 2329607 >># Ah, thanks. Song's stuck in my head now.
>> [_] Anon 2329612 and nothing valuable was lost
>> [_] Anon 2329617 >># >oculus rift must now be connected to internet to work >you must slide your credit card and drivers license through identification port to verify your identity and activate your oculus rift.
>> [_] Anon 2329627 >># Oculus Rift was mainly a PC thing you fucking moron.
>> [_] Anon 2329630 oy vey!
>> [_] Anon 2329635 RIP future PC gaming immersion.
>> [_] Anon 2329640 I'm seriously challenging this notion that "social networking" makes other aspects of life more sociable. It's like having a career fair and expecting people to land a job or remember recruiters' names. Or hosting an anime convention and expecting a level of interaction above nervous small talk or autistic arguing. Works in theory, not in practice. Somehow merging social networking into gaming isn't going to magically bring conversations and relationships to something that's supposedly lacking in it by nature. It's just going to make the game less of an immersive experience. But if you're unconvinced and still interested, I have this other game I'd like you to check out. It's called Ingress. Not only is it free and massively multiplayer, but you're totally NOT doing Google's handiwork and taking pictures for their streetview. Or constantly giving out your location and travel habits. Or providing a collective, ad-hoc surveillance network for government agencies. Really.
>> [_] Anon 2329643 >># "Processing..." Welcome Mr. John Smith! We see you're logging in from 35.137xx degrees Latitude, -106.66 degrees Longitude. I hope that your current position on your couch is comfortable. "Connecting..." "Loading FarmvilleVR" "Uh oh your crops wilted! Buy a watering can?" (Nod your head for Yes)
>> [_] Anon 2329648 >># >I'm seriously challenging this notion that "social networking" makes other aspects of life more sociable. Are you seriously now just figuring this out?
>> [_] ojgj 2329665 >># Can't Valve make their own system? After all, they're the ones who did a lot of the research for new VR tech...
>> [_] BismuthVectoring !FRESHtYylA 2329668 Retards, part of the deal was to leave OR untouched. Facebook will try their own thing, but the vidya aspects will be left as they are. This is good for you, but I dunno aobut the porn.
>> [_] Anon 2329673 You are all a idiots. http://www.theverge.com/2014/3/26/554918 6/facebook-rebrand-oculus-rift-headset
>> [_] Anon 2329676 God dammit.
>> [_] Anon 2329681 It's raining...
>> [_] Anon 2329685 >># You are the idiot if you believe this is anything but corporate PR to get people to stop cancelling their pre-orders or losing any interest in the product in general.
>> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2329686 STOP THIS SHIT ALREADY
>> [_] Anon 2329690 >># From your own article: >The company initially appeared less interested in the hardware side of Oculus. "We view this as a software and services thing," Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said on a conference call following the announcement, "a network where people can communicate and buy things." Hint, hint.
>> [_] Anon 2329691 >># >believing corporations who say they're going to make decisions that sacrifice most of the potential revenue of a product to make sure it remains a quality product
>> [_] Anon 2329704 >a gaming device that covers your face from the outside world >"we're going to make it a social experience" wat
>> [_] Anon 2329711 >># PS4 functionality. took me a minute to realise this is what you meant
>> [_] Anon 2329718 >># >donate money to some random dude >stil think you have legal rights kickstarter is a fraud and always has been. you arent a funder, you arent a backer, you are a god damn donator.
>> [_] Anon 2329719 Alright, I'll say it. Facebook is written in PHP language, and it contributed a lot back to the community, mainly the HHVM, which was a huge step forward. I'm sure they have some decent developers, I just hope they'll keep it open. Personally, I don't give a fuck about NSA, I'm not living in a communist country like the US.
>> [_] Anon 2329722 Good night my sweet prince ;__;
>> [_] Anon 2329723 Oculus isnot going to die faggots
>> [_] Anon 2329724 100 get
>> [_] Anon 2329730 So since OR is out of the picture, what's the alternative for a virtual reality headset that isn't a spying tool for the merchant ?
>> [_] Anon 2329732 >># A virtual boy and lots of duct tape.
>> [_] Anon 2329735 >># Sony made one before oculus with even higher resolution.
>> [_] Anon 2329737 >># >the NSA can't spy on me, I don't live in the USA! LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>> [_] Anon 2329743 >># I never said that. I don't have to abide by the US laws, so they can't do shit to me. I won't be arrested while reading loli manga or torrenting Justin Bieber.
>> [_] Anon 2329744 >># You don't know the half of it, man.
>> [_] TMZ-19 2329746 >># >torrenting Justin Beiber I chuckled.
>> [_] Anon 2329747 >># Counterpoint: Reaper's Bones Figurines, the hundreds of webcomic print book backings, Shovel Knight, Starbound, and probably a lot of other things that I can't think of because I don't go on Kickstarter all that often.
>> [_] Anon 2329748 >># NSA doesnt spesifically care if you read lolis or pirate stuff. They just put it in your folder incase they need to pull some dirt on you for some reason. I really doubt they actively listen and track people except for politicians, companies, military personal, or generally people of rank. But if I was a NSA employee, I'd spy on 4chan people just for fun.
>> [_] Anon 2329752 >># It's called "Komm, Susser Todd"
>> [_] Anon 2329754 >># Yeah, deep inside I'm aware of that and just as mad as everyone else. Scary stuff, everything around us is owned by like 5 mega-corporations, with one using them all to spy on us.