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Beef Stroganoff.swf
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ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/6 -2018 10:00:59 Ended: 24/6 -2018 22:04:15Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] Beef Stroganoff Anon 3342904
>> [_] Anon 3342910 BOYS DON'T KNOW THIS
>> [_] Anon 3342912 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BEFF
>> [_] Anon 3342918 I'm a boy and what is this?
>> [_] Anon 3342925 So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 3342928 FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3342946 You got a license to sell hotdogs chico man?
>> [_] Anon 3342948 I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping pile of cow manure. Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off. "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they? Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience. THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.
>> [_] Anon 3342955 >># You can make beef stroganoff with vegetables. Then it's vegetarian beef stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3342968 >># Is that something like Special Bell Peppers and Beef?
>> [_] Anon 3342970 Are you so stupid you even answer rhetorical questions?
>> [_] Anon 3342977 Should be a bannable offense
>> [_] Anon 3342978 >># I don't know, do you?

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 14/6 -2018 00:45:21 Ended: 14/6 -2018 14:59:09Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] Anon 3341172 I'm making beef stroganoff right now
>> [_] Anon 3341173 >># Are you using beef?
>> [_] Procyonidae 3341174 >># I mean, it doesn't HAVE to be beouf.
>> [_] Anon 3341176 >># Ashamedly so. I am a boy after all.
>> [_] Anon 3341177 I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping pile of cow manure. Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off. "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they? Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience. THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.
>> [_] Anon 3341208 >># *all traditional requirements have now been met*
>> [_] Anon 3341220 >># This needs some romaji lyrics, sing-a-long style
>> [_] Procyonidae 3341229 >># Do eet
>> [_] Anon 3341238 I do a quick an easy recipe in a crock pot. I generally just use a 2 lbs chuck roast, sliced into kinda thick strips. I let the meat come up to room temp and give it a rub with some sea salt, cracked black pepper, 2 cloves minced garlic, and a touch of tumeric. I'll let it sit in the coating for another 30 minutes, dredge in flour, and give it a quick sear in a pan then toss it in the crock pot. Add a little olive oil and a splash of white wine to the leavings in the pan, and saute a large sliced onion, 1/2 lbs mushrooms, a little more, 2-4 cloves minced garlic, I love the stuff, and a touch more freshly ground black pepper for a few minutes then add it to the pot I'll add 2 cups of beef broth and maybe a can of cream of mushroom soup to pot drizzling it over the meat and veggies. Let it sit on medium/low for 3-4 hours. Add in a half cup of heavy whipping cream, give it a stir, and serve over cooked egg noodles. It all gives me about 6-7 meals for, on average $20-30 USD, depends if I can get a decent price on meat. Sometimes I'll set up my bread maker and have some fresh-as-fuck bread along with it, ready when it is. God damn, you can't get that much better of a meal for this cheap. Hits much of your food groups. Pair it with a stout, I usually go with a coffee or milk stout, and it's almost perfection.
>> [_] Anon 3341243 >># >I generally just use a 2 lbs chuck roast >beef Where the fuck do you think you are? But for real that sounds damn tasty
>> [_] Anon 3341245 >># LYING WHORES
>> [_] Anon 3341282 >># Wait a minute, I missed the discussion!
>> [_] Sammy 3341286 >># The hero bois needed

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 4/6 -2018 21:09:18 Ended: 5/6 -2018 06:57:19Flashes: 1 Posts: 22
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] How to make beef stroganoff Anon 3339632 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3339633 go fuck yourself
>> [_] Anon 3339634 IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BEEF
>> [_] Anon 3339635 >># Boy detected
>> [_] Anon 3339636 >># is that a boy I see?
>> [_] Anon 3339647 I just dislike how they cut the tomato one way then show it cut another way
>> [_] Anon 3339650 >># You beef'ed it.
>> [_] Anon 3339651 I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping pile of cow manure. Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off. "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they? Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience. THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.
>> [_] Fuccboi 3339653 Relax. They aren't supposed to be cooking and singing Disney style. The show is about actual actors doing these skits, so of course they have no idea how to cook.
>> [_] Anon 3339660 So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 3339661 >># I've never seen one before, no one has, but I'm guessing it's a white hole.
>> [_] Anon 3339663 >># This nigga wants the song to last half an hour. BOOOOi
>> [_] Anon 3339692 >># A white hole?
>> [_] Anon 3339704 >># Is that thing spewing time back into the universe?
>> [_] Anon 3339705 >># that's some good pasta
>> [_] Sammy 3339712 >># Nah it's spewing beef stroganoff back into the universe Silly bois don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3339716 I'm a boy and what is this?
>> [_] Anon 3339717 >># There's no way to know
>> [_] Anon 3339718 >># Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. A black hole sucks beef stroganoff out of the universe, a white hole returns it.
>> [_] Anon 3339719 >># So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 3339727 >they put all this work to show poverty food wew lad
>> [_] Anon 3339735 >># ...Only joking.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/5 -2018 16:02:58 Ended: 23/5 -2018 06:10:20Flashes: 1 Posts: 33
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3337234 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3337279 I have no problem getting stroganoff to this
>> [_] Anon 3337280 I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping pile of cow manure. Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off. "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they? Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience. THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.
>> [_] Anon 3337281 Given the [H] tag, I thought it was about time I masturbated to this. I guess it was okay.
>> [_] Anon 3337282 >># describe technique
>> [_] Anon 3337295 Ive never had tomatoes in beef stroganoff. Is that uncommon?
>> [_] Anon 3337297 >># if your ""beef stroganoff"" is not as pictured here, then it simply wasn't real beef stroganoff even more so if it had beef
>> [_] Anon 3337298 Worked for me.
>> [_] Anon 3337299 fuccbois dont know this
>> [_] Anon 3337301 >># I don't even know if this is copypasta but I thoroughly enjoy how someone always spergs out in Beef Stroganoff.swf threads.
>> [_] Anon 3337305 >># >bacon kekekek
>> [_] Anon 3337315 >># >bois dont know this has anyone ever actually made it the way they do? I must see
>> [_] Anon 3337321 >># >cocksleeves stopped there
>> [_] Anon 3337322 >># >"""BEEF""" STROGANDORK I had to reread your entire post in Kevin's voice. 10/10
>> [_] Anon 3337323 I am a boy and I can affirm. No real beef needed.
>> [_] Anon 3337344 beef stroganoff is shit anyways, like everything else in slavic cuisine; don't get me wrong, the general idea is the same for most of the recipes as anywhere else, but boy howdy is their execution complete shit
>> [_] Anon 3337351 I'm a boy and I don't get it
>> [_] Anon 3337355 >># Aren't slav meals just meant to be somewhat filling and fuck whatever else comes from it?
>> [_] Anon 3337358 So what is it?
>> [_] Anon 3337363 how many times does this have to be posted until it's funny cause i still don't get the joke
>> [_] Anon 3337365 >># >Boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3337366 >># Boy detected
>> [_] Anon 3337368 >># I've never seen one before, no one has, but i'm guessing its a white hole.
>> [_] Anon 3337370 >># FOUR NAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3337385 I don't get this
>> [_] Anon 3337386 >># JUST MARCHING DOWN THE ROAD
>> [_] OmegaRezz 3337389 >># >># Only joking!
>> [_] Anon 3337391 >># >beef stroganoff >it's doesn't have to be beef then it's not BEEF stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3337395 >># NOUR FAKED MEN
>> [_] Anon 3337396 guaranteed replies dot swiff
>> [_] Anon 3337397 >># Kek'd
>> [_] Anon 3337405 >># >># >># I'm extremely glad that these are the first three responses. Truly we have reached a peak on 4chan, and it's /f/
>> [_] Anon 3337409 >># fag

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/5 -2018 23:48:09 Ended: 6/5 -2018 04:07:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: ビーフストロガノフ.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] 男の子は知らないけど! Anon 3333824
>> [_] Anon 3333838 Finally, some quality content
>> [_] Anon 3333849 >># while watching the symphogays doing SoL cooking, there will never be an anime of nothing but cute girls cooking cute shit.
>> [_] Anon 3333850 >># *doing SoL cooking is good for the soul,
>> [_] Anon 3333863 >># >it doesn't have to be beef Then its not beef stroganoff you stupid bitch.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/4 -2018 11:35:55 Ended: 19/4 -2018 23:54:54Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] Beef Stroganoff Anon 3330489 Let's cook
>> [_] Anon 3330532 Ah, there it is. The anger I have been holding back all this time >it doesn't have to be beef
>> [_] Anon 3330533 >># Ah, there it is. The boy that doesn't know this after all this time. >it doesn't have to be beef
>> [_] Anon 3330567 >># only that? >shitty knife control >cut the tomato on half. WOAH now is diferent in the cooking pot >MILK >te-he boys dont know this te-hehe I really hope this shit stop and any one who upload this shit get banned
>> [_] Anon 3330569 >># This looks like it hada low budget
>> [_] Anon 3330584 Dearest OP, It has recently come to my attention that you have posted a swf on /f/. At this time, I would like to congratulate you on your contribution and commend your efforts. However, as I am on the internet, I must point out any and all mistakes you have made. Firstly, you have posted that which was posted 10 days ago, if I'm not mistaken. That means you saw this loop, had it stuck in your subconscious for a few days, then like a fucking mindless insect acting on reflex and chemical signals, regurgitated this idea in a desperate attempt to cling to the last remnants of the idea of your own free will. Before you post, why not try checking I think one or two weeks at least would be a safe bet, although I personally make sure they haven't been seen in 6 months. Your very recent repost is proof that you are NOT a thinking creature, but an ape, controlled by instinct. In short, your newfag is showing, and it's revolting.
>> [_] Anon 3330591 >># >he doesn't know boy detected

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/4 -2018 15:29:49 Ended: 10/4 -2018 05:12:15Flashes: 1 Posts: 18
File: beef stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3328066 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3328081 Boys dont know this
>> [_] Anon 3328109 has anyone actually tried this to see if it's this easy?
>> [_] Anon 3328110 Post this on /ck/
>> [_] Anon 3328112 >># >he doesn't know
>> [_] Anon 3328120 >and it doesn't have to be beef! YES IT DOES YOU DUMB CUNT IT'S A BEEF STROGANOFF
>> [_] Anon 3328123 >># Spotted the boy
>> [_] Anon 3328147 >># BOY DETECTED
>> [_] Anon 3328155 >># >Recipe is completely fucked, only good for a song, blatantly lies several times Of course boys don't know this, because we make meals properly
>> [_] Anon 3328156 >># I love how every time this gets posted there's at least one MGTOW cuck triggered by the mere notion that there might be ANYTHING boys don't know.
>> [_] Anon 3328160 >># cu/ck/ here We're aware of this meme. I get a good kick out of this.
>> [_] Anon 3328161 >># I love how every time this gets posted there's at least one soy boy SJW retard triggered by one MGTOW cuck triggered by the mere notion that there might be ANYTHING boys don't know.
>> [_] Anon 3328164 >># >boy GET OUT
>> [_] Anon 3328185 I know that there is really no point in asking on this board, but don't you folks ever get tired of reveling in the same handful of long-since-exhausted memes day in and day out year after year?
>> [_] Anon 3328194 >># if you come back every few years, it's not so bad, better than piccolo & vegetea, better than where da hood at, better than clicker heroes
>> [_] Anon 3328200 >># it gets boring occasionally but it also makes new good content more special. also it's not like most other boards don't just consist of the same 10 shitpost arguments over and over.
>> [_] Anon 3328212 >># I hate this meme and the sub-memes it started.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 5/4 -2018 05:57:28 Ended: 5/4 -2018 23:31:39Flashes: 1 Posts: 23
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Japanese)
[_] beef 3327177 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3327186 BOYS DON'T KNOW THIS
>> [_] Anon 3327188 >it doesn't have to be Beef What the everloving fuck
>> [_] Anon 3327191 >># boy detected
>> [_] Anon 3327195 >># AM I DEAD YET
>> [_] Anon 3327197 >># he doesn't know
>> [_] Anon 3327199 >># >onions cut from top, not thin sliced >those tomatoes >no garlic glove >no pasta >no beef It is indeed SOMETHING, but Beef Stroganoff it is not.
>> [_] Anon 3327203 Women are retarded. More at 11.
>> [_] Anon 3327206 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3327214 its shit like this that's killing anime.
>> [_] Anon 3327226 It's from anime and manga
>> [_] Anon 3327233 >># Anime was never good to begin with you weeb
>> [_] Anon 3327237 >># dubs speak truth
>> [_] Anon 3327255 >># >beef stroganoff >pasta amerifats pls go
>> [_] Anon 3327287 I fucking hate this one. I hope one day this flash got banned from /f/ forever
>> [_] Anon 3327290 >># expand the width of your doorway and I'll think about it
>> [_] Anon 3327294 this makes me sad for the fact that you'll never see somefin like this for gumbo or even gator
>> [_] Anon 3327309 >># But it doesn't have to be beef
>> [_] Anon 3327320 That being said the one in the red apron is cute as fuck.
>> [_] Anon 3327326 nya~
>> [_] Anon 3327329 >># It's japan, they just make curry over and over while calling it something different each time.
>> [_] Anon 3327330 >># that nearly killed me anon lol

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/3 -2018 08:12:26 Ended: 12/3 -2018 16:35:59Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] Anon 3322064
>> [_] Anon 3322076 the more i see this the more I see how fucking garbage the animation is
>> [_] Anon 3322078 I feel so patronized.
>> [_] Anon 3322086 >># boys don't know this!
>> [_] Anon 3322128 >># t. boy

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/3 -2018 03:37:29 Ended: 11/3 -2018 11:53:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 2
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[_] Anon 3321773
>> [_] Anon 3321858 BEEFU SUTOROGUNAFFU

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/3 -2018 05:20:52 Ended: 1/3 -2018 17:26:02Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
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[_] Anon 3318959
>> [_] Procyonidae 3319015 I remember the raeg this provoked once.
>> [_] Anon 3319030 There was an attempt. Not knowing what you're doing, but being able to act like you know what you're doing, is a passing grade for adulthood. Also, why did they include tomatoes?
>> [_] Anon 3319034 >># Ya didn't /ck/ go apeshit over this?
>> [_] Anon 3319035 >># >There are grown ass "men" that unironically like this shit because it's """cute""" Really makes you think...
>> [_] Anon 3319039 Finally, our regularly scheduled programming!
>> [_] Anon 3319055 >># boy detected
>> [_] Anon 3319081 >># Not really, I kept posting it there and the only time they truly raged was when then all fought over the proper temperature to fry things, whether or not to blanche it, and double frying. More or less spawned over someone posting some tempura from and anime in the replies.
>> [_] Anon 3319082 >># He doesn't know it doesn't have to be beef
>> [_] Anon 3319084 Street bogdanoff

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/2 -2018 19:21:51 Ended: 24/2 -2018 19:21:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] 男の子は知らないけど! Anon 3317894

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/2 -2018 11:11:17 Ended: 10/2 -2018 19:54:10Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
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[_] Anon 3314307
>> [_] Anon 3314382 stop showing the boys, they don't know it, you baka
>> [_] Anon 3314384 well that's fine I guess
>> [_] Anon 3314386 Asian teens abuse meat together.swf

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 22/1 -2018 00:06:17 Ended: 22/1 -2018 21:59:10Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] BOYS DON'T KNOW THIS Anon 3309959 BOYS DON'T KNOW THIS Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3309968 i want twintails to beef on my beef stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3309976 Im glad you dont need beef for beef stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3310002 I like knowing that the way they would make this would lead to some god awful food.
>> [_] Anon 3310008 >here's how you cut the tomatoes >LMAO JUST KIDDING WE CUT IT LIKE THIS
>> [_] Anon 3310061 >># You know this isn't a recipe, right? They go to a fucking Music School, not Culinary School.
>> [_] Anon 3310066 >># not sure if trolling or retarded
>> [_] Anon 3310080 >># boy detected
>> [_] Sammy 3310143 >># >Be at music school >"Learn" (falsely) how to make beef stroganoff >In a fucking Industrial Kitchen >IN A FUCKING MUSIC SCHOOL Must be a bretty shit-tier anime
>> [_] Anon 3310151 Shokugeki no Stroganoff...
>> [_] That day ... I knew I would need beef 3310174 SHINGEKI NO STROGANOFF
>> [_] Anon 3310187 chinko no stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3310189 Boku no Stroganoff

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 2/1 -2018 03:32:43 Ended: 2/1 -2018 05:41:47Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] Did someone say Shitpost?! ERE NULLΛ 3305163 I started the last wave of this so I mean I might as well have a second coming. Dank Gingerbread: Ingredients: 2/3 cup unsalted butter 3/4 cup dark brown sugar 2/3 cup molasses 1 large egg 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract 3 and 1/2 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 tablespoon shredded ginger (not Carrot Top cause he looks weird) 1 Tablespoon ground ginger 2 Tablespoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves >Mix; Butter, sugar, molasses, shredded ginger together >Then beat the egg in >In a different bowl mix; flour, baking soda, salt, ginger. cinnamon, & cloves >after it's mixed beat it in with the first bowl like it owes you money >once you have your dough split it into 2 or 3 different balls and wrap 'em in plastic wrap >let that shizzle chizzle in the fridge for about 6 hours >once chilled you gotta take it out and warm it back up >I always just punch it like it posted a shit flash on /f/ until it's ready >make sure you have some dank cookie cutters or don't bother making this >you need the man shaped one for sure >roll/cut out dough and place on a pan with parchment paper >bake your creation like Snoop Dogg on a Wednesday >350 Fahrenheit, no one uses Celsius for baking >10 minutes in the hotbox >if done right you'll have some lit cookies images fagmiliar
>> [_] Anon 3305197 >># does it have to be ginger?
>> [_] のこ 3305200 >># <3 ik what im gaving tomorrow!
>> [_] Anon 3305211 >># fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufucky oufuckyou
>> [_] ERE NULLΛ 3305212 >># I doesn't have to be but if it is slice it in half from the side >># <3 >># Ily too anon

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 7/12 -2017 18:49:44 Ended: 7/12 -2017 18:49:44Flashes: 1 Posts: 1
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[_] Anon 3299665 This is the true power of fine cooking

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 12/11 -2017 12:02:40 Ended: 12/11 -2017 18:39:53Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
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[_] Today I'm cooking Beef Stroganoff Anon 3293942 And I won't use actual beef!
>> [_] Anon 3293944 >># well good for you
>> [_] Anon 3293962 >># I know of it from anime and manga.
>> [_] Anon 3293985 >># Some kind of self-fulfilling prophecy bullshit there.
>> [_] Anon 3294002 >># not if i know it first! check and mate

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[_] Anon 3290722 rather spooky Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3290724 The people who made this deserve a special place in hell.
>> [_] Procyonidae 3290726 >># I dunno, man. I'm just a boy.
>> [_] Anon 3290738 >># Boys don't know this!
>> [_] Anon 3290742 >># t. a boy
>> [_] Anon 3290748 This needs to stop
>> [_] Anon 3290754 >># shut it! you dont want hats back do you!?
>> [_] Anon 3290756 >># I want anything but this. IT'S TIME TO STOP
>> [_] Anon 3290772 Someday I will do a beef stroganoff using this recipe.
>> [_] Anon 3290775 hate Japanese kitchen and hate their voices. Gj
>> [_] Anon 3290781 >># NYA!
>> [_] Anon 3290787 >># I did. I use pork. It was okay.
>> [_] Anonymöus 3290788 >># IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE BEEF
>> [_] Anon 3290790 >># did you cut the onion from the top?
>> [_] Anon 3290794 >># L O N D O N O N D O N
>> [_] Anon 3290819 >># why does this remind me of code geass?
>> [_] /f/ren 3290823 Really spooky flash here >Cuts the tomato from the side >mysteriously changes into wedges

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 25/10 -2017 08:10:36 Ended: 25/10 -2017 21:53:02Flashes: 1 Posts: 4
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[_] Anon 3289837 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3289871 STOOOOP STOP THIS SHIT
>> [_] Anon 3289958 DIE

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 23/10 -2017 14:11:33 Ended: 24/10 -2017 01:29:21Flashes: 1 Posts: 13
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[_] Anon 3289433 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3289434 >># One of these days /f/ will stop posting this... Probably in 2021
>> [_] Anon 3289466 >># man, this makes me want to make stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3289469 >># too bad boys don't know how
>> [_] Anon 3289478 >># what if they're a girl(boy)
>> [_] /f/ren 3289489 >># I feel bad for start the second wave of this shit spam, I just wanted to post it in /ck/ to trigger the cheffags
>> [_] Anon 3289498 It's the one flash that makes me angry for no real reason
>> [_] Anon 3289500 Yes, thank you. I wanted to get irrationally angry at something tonight.
>> [_] PADL 3289501 As long as ya'll keep getting triggered it'll keep getting posted.
>> [_] Anon 3289510 Why are people getting mad at this again?
>> [_] Anon 3289511 >># >he doesn't know
>> [_] Anon 3289522 BUT HOW?
>> [_] Anon 3289546 >># >BOYS DON'T KNOW

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 19/10 -2017 04:13:04 Ended: 19/10 -2017 21:01:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
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[_] Anon 3288594 rawr lol xD i luve dis one! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3288595 >making fun of people who post this and posting it anyways thanks for the thunk
>> [_] Anon 3288608 Nyaa!
>> [_] Anon 3288611 Remember, kids... sideways for attention, long-ways for results. END IT
>> [_] Anon 3288707 What's the deal with that flash anyway?
>> [_] Anon 3288712 >># its good cooking flash, try the recipe some time
>> [_] Anon 3288714 >># >he doesn't know pshh, boys
>> [_] Anon 3288716 >># >Boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3288731 >># I can belive this make me laugh, fuck you. And fuck this cursed flash

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/10 -2017 10:14:41 Ended: 17/10 -2017 23:48:39Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
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[_] Anon 3288178
>> [_] /f/ren 3288179 >># This used to get posted everyday One day it stopped and I only saw it around occasionally I started posting this everyday for a week Now it's here nonstop plz go back, we need to go back
>> [_] Anon 3288182 >># plz stop namefagging, you need to stop namefagging.
>> [_] Anon 3288208 >># I fucking hate it, thanks shitlord
>> [_] Anon 3288223 I mean, it's just animu trash, but there's nothing wrong with it. It surely belongs on /f/, I could live with this posted everyday again.
>> [_] Anon 3288233 >># im unironically happy with it simply not being hats or knishes
>> [_] What's namefagging? 3288251 I seem to have tripped. Could anyone help me up? Also, the Germans did it better.
>> [_] Anon 3288252 >># Namefagging is when you put a name in the name field, like /f/ren. Tripfagging is when you put a trip in the name field, like #T312n!($mg%0 or something to give you a unique hashed identifier.
>> [_] !RQp/TTPEaQ 3288253 Am I doing this right? My name is now Cyan, and I am pretending to be new here.
>> [_] Oh. 3288254 Little did I know, #00FFFF was actually a trip.
>> [_] I have a beef with you 3288259 >># It's time to stop. This is not OK.
>> [_] Anon 3288272 >># Oh yeah, I haven't seen hat in a bit.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 15/10 -2017 09:03:50 Ended: 16/10 -2017 02:36:52Flashes: 1 Posts: 11
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[_] Anon 3287659 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3287690 >Shit knife handling. >No measurements included >Doesn't mention you should add warm milk slowly to the SIMMERING pot to prevent curdling 3/10 would fap again.
>> [_] Anon 3287715 >># I swear the thing I like the most about this flash is that it's guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anon 3287769 >># You shouldn't be boiling it in milk at all. You shouldn't be adding ANY milk.
>> [_] Anon 3287771 >cut the tomato like this >oh just kidding is actually like this te-hee
>> [_] Anon 3287772 >># >boy detected
>> [_] Anon 3287779 beef すとろがのふ
>> [_] Anon 3287805 >># >>cut the tomato like this >>oh just kidding is actually like this te-hee never noticed that before, you're right
>> [_] Anon 3287840 >># >loanword in hiragana
>> [_] Procyonidae 3287844 >># I feel like that wouldn't make a very good song.
>> [_] Anon 3287853 >># Gaijin don't know this!

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 11/10 -2017 05:51:40 Ended: 11/10 -2017 14:23:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Japanese)
[_] Anon 3286365
>> [_] Procyonidae 3286390 Did she know they were singing, and brought the kitty costume, or does she put it on given the slightest provocation? Discuss.
>> [_] Anon 3286391 >># She's fucking with your head. It's to keep you boys from finding out about the beef. /thread
>> [_] /f/ren 3286397 >># I was just about to post this
>> [_] Anon 3286410 >># all of it was a distraction; the cat costume, singing, and anime girls were to hide that they have no clue what they're doing
>> [_] Anon 3286431 >># THEY FED US POISON DISCUSS
>> [_] Procyonidae 3286442 >># It doesn't even have to be beef, tho
>> [_] Anon 3286472 1 1/2 pounds cubed round steak, cut into thin strips House Seasoning, recipe follows All-purpose flour 2 tablespoons olive oil 2 tablespoons butter 1 medium onion, sliced 8 ounces fresh mushrooms, sliced 1 (10 3/4-ounce) can beef broth 1 (10 3/4-ounce) can cream of mushroom soup Salt and black pepper 1 cup sour cream Cooked egg noodles House Seasoning: 1 cup salt 1/4 cup black pepper 1/4 cup garlic powder
>> [_] Anon 3286475 >># >># >># >># >># >boys don't know this Maybe it's because I've seen this about fifty times or how ever many the fuck times this has been reposted, but there's a certain truth to it not having to be beef. You can 'replace' meat in a lot of recipes with the right kind of mushrooms without much deviation in taste and seasonings. This is because the textures are very similar, alongside the fact that the seasoning makes up a good part of the taste. Obviously the only problem that arises is that it's not a true replacement in the sense that nutritionally they're just different. The recipe itself isn't very consistent (it's 'supposed' to be floured beef, mustard, broth and sour cream), mostly because it's been everywhere and has the historical background of 'russians trying to emulate french cooking'. Also their cutting techniques are amateurish, not 'horrible', just really amateurish. Although I really doubt it was intentional, but the incompetence portrayed is just about how most people actually go about doing it. Seriously most people can't cook worth shit. Just look at /ck/ or anything tagged cooking on whatever social networks there are. I think there's a good excuse for all of this, mainly the whole part about how this anime isn't actually cooking related? I'unno.
>> [_] Anon 3286477 >># pork stroganoff

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/10 -2017 05:53:47 Ended: 10/10 -2017 19:53:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] The beef just keeps on /ck/'ing /f/ren 3286163 >>>/ck/9522836 So this is the first time I've learned that an easy way to tilt /ck/ is to bring up double frying and why it's wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3286206 I can see it being useful with reheating cold stuff. But if you add oil each time, you're going to end up with rather unhealthy cuisine. But boys don't know that.
>> [_] Anon 3286212 >># the tall one with the short hair is the cutest
>> [_] Anon 3286213 i want the black haired girl to cut open my jugular like she did the onion
>> [_] Anon 3286214 >># Good choice, nyaa.
>> [_] Anon 3286215 Why is this constantly posted? How'd this catch on? I am trying to make a flash and I want it to be popular, but with this appearing every day for months I am confused on what the /f/lagship wants.
>> [_] Anon 3286217 >># *Cute girls and bright visuals *Deeply questionable advice *A regrettable moment from a mecha franchise *WORKS OUT OF CONTEXT Get 3 out of 4, and you'll do alright.
>> [_] Anon 3286226 >># Catchy tune and content that is just the right degree of irritating - mildly frustrating, but not to the point of fuming rage. Also easily understandable for everyone, independently of personal opinions, with very minimal outside knowledge needed - like the fact that Beef Stroganoff DOES HAVE TO BE BEEF FUCK
>> [_] Anon 3286228 >># What makes you say it was a regrettable moment? It sure was out of the mood of the show, but it hardly affected anything as a whole.
>> [_] Anon 3286234 >># ^this

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 8/10 -2017 09:39:16 Ended: 8/10 -2017 19:13:56Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Other)
[_] Anon 3285708 What is it, if not beef? Where will the line be drawn?
>> [_] Anon 3285709 >># I like linking this to /ck/ just to see them rage
>> [_] /f/ren 3285710 >>>/ck/9522836 The deed has been done
>> [_] Anon 3285735 >># i cant tell you because im a boy and dont know, but im sure the galls do
>> [_] Anon 3285737 >># it's anime meat.
>> [_] Anon 3285740 I hate this fucking clip, that's not how you cook stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3285741 half a fucking onion thrown on there just like mom makes
>> [_] Sammy 3285766 >># Apparently cutting a tomato once from the side quarters it somehow. >BOIS DUN KNOW DIS!!
>> [_] Anon 3285771 >># >isn't doesn't even have to be beef Wha
>> [_] Anon 3285778 >># >mfw he doesn't know Boy detected

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/10 -2017 10:15:15 Ended: 1/10 -2017 21:10:59Flashes: 1 Posts: 12
File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Hentai)
[_] Age old question: Does it have to be beef? Anon 3283997 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3283998 No, it doesn't. But boys don't know this.
>> [_] Procyonidae 3284006 >># Really more of a Beast Stroganoff, at that point.
>> [_] Anon 3284007 They didn't even cut the onions properly they just sliced it half and said they were done.
>> [_] Anon 3284012 >># >properly you just dont know this, boy
>> [_] Anon 3284019 Of course not OP.
>> [_] Anon 3284029 >># THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO CUT FOOD!!!
>> [_] Sammy 3284049 >># They actually straight up fucking lied, they said one cut for the tomato, but in the pot you could see the tomatoes quartered Boys don't know this? Yeah, we certainly don't if you won't teach us properly
>> [_] Anon 3284054 >># The first cut is the deepest, Senpai.
>> [_] Anon 3284069 What is this from?
>> [_] Anon 3284071 Honestly, that inedible shit they're making reminds of me cooking classes in middle school. Anime is p. accurate.
>> [_] Anon 3284091 i've eaten pork stroganoff >># symphogear gx

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/9 -2017 06:38:25 Ended: 10/9 -2017 23:41:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 25
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[_] DAILY REMINDER Anon 3279312 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3279313 beef cream onions and mushrooms oh. soysauce and black pepper... over rice.
>> [_] Anon 3279321 As a male culinary grad, I can confirm I did not know this.
>> [_] Procyonidae 3279327 >># meow!
>> [_] Anon 3279329 That fucking knife handling
>> [_] Anon 3279333 Fuck off, this shit stopped being funny long ago
>> [_] Anon 3279349 >># >he doesn't know
>> [_] Anon 3279350 I won't lie, I missed this flash
>> [_] Anon 3279361 FUCKBOIS DON'T KNOW THIS
>> [_] Anon 3279362 >># >it doesn't have to be beef THEN WHY IS IT CALLED BEEF STROGANOFF?
>> [_] Anon 3279363 >># >he doesn't know
>> [_] Anon 3279366 >># >># Boys, amirite?
>> [_] Anon 3279371 >># sorry boi, the answer is in a sex change operation
>> [_] Anon 3279373 gay
>> [_] Anon 3279374 >># pfffft, you just dont know, do you, boio~
>> [_] Anon 3279380 >># The girl with the twintails reminds me of one of those Halfuri captains. And Hibiki Taichibana is[spoiler]FUCKING DEAD. SURPRISE GIRLS![/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 3279395 >># >just salt and pepper >no garlic or other spices
>> [_] Anon 3279398 >># make sure to only cut the tomatoes and onion in half and not a suitable size
>> [_] Doctor Dick 3279403 >># Best laugh I have had in a long time.
>> [_] Anon 3279432 >># its all you gotta do to make perfect anime and manga beatsu tsudonogaifu
>> [_] Anon 3279466 why can't animes say stroganoff?
>> [_] Anon 3279469 >># same reason why americans can't say kön
>> [_] Anon 3279472 >beef stroganoff >does not have to be beef Fucking dropped

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 24/8 -2017 17:54:11 Ended: 25/8 -2017 02:27:50Flashes: 1 Posts: 15
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[_] Anon 3275142 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3275149 How to give /ck/ a stroke: the flash.
>> [_] Anon 3275156 Isn't this show supposed to be DBZ but with girls?
>> [_] Anon 3275162 boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3275164 >># seriously, who knew making beefu sutoroganofu was that simple. cut an onion in half, cut a tomato in half sideways, mix some beef or shit with flour, ad some shrooms to the onions and some milk and pepper and salt when it starts boiling then sour cream. I sure as heck thought it was more complicated
>> [_] Anon 3275180 im 22 and have never eat this . doesnt look that appealing id rather have a steak with a side of veg
>> [_] Anon 3275182 >># well, you should keep on having the steak 10/10 times. dont ever have a sausage version either, its just a cheap and even more shitty version. i'd rather eat raw sausage and raw tomatoes
>> [_] Anon 3275227 >># It's less complicated, Last I checked beef stroganoff was chunked lean beef and onion in a wine and broth sauce over egg noodles. What they did is some kind of weird asian adaptation over rice, and apparently the tomatoes had time to rot in the pot because it all turned brown without broth.
>> [_] Anon 3275233 >># I've always felt sour cream and mushroom are the crucial ingredients, but that's the problem with recipes like this...
>> [_] Anon 3275234 >Beef Stroganoff >It doesn't have to be beef Every day we stray a little further from god.
>> [_] Anon 3275235 It's ironic, it's supposed to be making fun of anime cooking. Of course people who didn't watch the show would have no idea...
>> [_] Anon 3275245 It's not okay, where are your parents, does your parents know you watch that ?
>> [_] Anon 3275254 Tempting to try the recipe in this flash just because I curious if it will actually work...
>> [_] Anon 3275255 >cut the tomato from the side Why the hell didn't they remove the leafs and stem? That shit's poisonous. >And it doesn't have to be beef FUCK YOU
>> [_] Anon 3275256 >># Du it with video to swf and post on /f/

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 18/8 -2017 21:31:05 Ended: 19/8 -2017 02:19:36Flashes: 1 Posts: 10
File: beef strokindick.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Anime)
[_] Anon 3273694 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3273695 everyday until you vomit
>> [_] Anon 3273696 >># fuck off you renaming bastard, i had expectations still... buckets
>> [_] Anon 3273760 >># Reminder Hibiki Tachibana died somehow
>> [_] Anon 3273785 How culturally stunted is Japan that it thinks the first place you should recognize a 200-year-old recipe from is "anime and manga"?
>> [_] Anon 3273788 >># >milk with raw onions just..
>> [_] Anon 3273793 O TO KO NO KO WA
>> [_] Anon 3273795 ive never seen an anime with beef strokanerf
>> [_] Anon 3273798 watching this really helps flush out any positivity i had
>> [_] Anon 3273799 >># someone needs to step up their game

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/8 -2017 15:16:02 Ended: 16/8 -2017 18:52:07Flashes: 1 Posts: 3
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[_] Boys don't know this. Anon 3273053
>> [_] Anon 3273080 >># well it doesn't have to be a beef :^)
>> [_] Anon 3273081 >># I have a beef with you.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 21/7 -2017 17:24:02 Ended: 22/7 -2017 06:00:24Flashes: 1 Posts: 5
File: ビーフストロガノフ.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Loop)
[_] 男の子は知らないけど! Anon 3264465 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3264492 IT STILL DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BEEF!
>> [_] Anon 3264502 >># boys didnt know that~
>> [_] Anon 3264571 >># It can be tofu
>> [_] Anon 3264622 >># IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE MEAT!

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 16/7 -2017 02:47:42 Ended: 16/7 -2017 08:39:32Flashes: 1 Posts: 9
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[_] Anon 3262517
>> [_] Anon 3262520 >># sasaaaaa~ NOOH every time.
>> [_] Anon 3262525 That's not how this works you fucking nips.
>> [_] Anon 3262528 beef-a stroganaoff~fu~
>> [_] Anon 3262584 >># Boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3262604 >># welcome to /f/ anon
>> [_] Anon 3262645 >># GX was a mistake.
>> [_] Anon 3262646 UGGGGGGH DAS IT MANE

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 9/7 -2017 01:03:02 Ended: 9/7 -2017 06:27:16Flashes: 1 Posts: 7
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>> [_] Anon 3260536 really excited to see what these retarded girls sing or do in season 4 airing just now
>> [_] Anon 3260555 >># Really, that's the only part that bothers you? Meat substitution is as old as cooking itself.
>> [_] Anon 3260579 Russian cooking is deep.
>> [_] Anon 3260582 >># Like what you seen in them there japanamations
>> [_] godk 3260583 >># a lot to be said for squirrel stroganoff but... THAT'S NOT HOW YOU CUT A FUCKING TOMATO >># >this into animoo *sigh-and-facepalm* >># Chicken Kiev is so much better

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 1/7 -2017 15:26:49 Ended: 2/7 -2017 01:10:51Flashes: 1 Posts: 21
File: ビーフストロガノフ.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Japanese)
[_] 男の子は知らないけど! Anon 3258320 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3258344 BEEF-O-SU-TORRA-GANOOF-SU
>> [_] Anon 3258357 To be fair, they're part of a musical school, not a cooking school. The song is fine.
>> [_] Anon 3258376 >># This. Also sage.
>> [_] Anon 3258398 saving this thread
>> [_] Anon 3258402 >># How fucking new are you? Threads don't disappear when they are last on the list but they get pruned, meaning they get deleted when next 30 flashes get uploaded. Also what are you saving it for? For the exact same replies it gets whenever its posted?
>> [_] Anon 3258410 What exactly do us boys not know?
>> [_] Anon 3258411 bump
>> [_] Anon 3258434 >># >getting this angry over a 3 word reply
>> [_] Anon 3258438 >># How fucking gay are you? Your virginity doesn't disappear when your uncle slams your asshole and it gets pruned, meaning your asshole is getting slammed for the next 30 flashes that get uploaded. Also what are you so gay for? For the exact cum it gets whenever your uncle slams your ass?
>> [_] Anon 3258439 >># because I care for this board you fucking faggot and if no one's here to tell you how shit works around here then it'll be really fucking sad
>> [_] Anon 3258445 >># >You will never be this assblasted over being shown how stupid you are wew lad. You gonna keep trying to sage even though it literally doesn't do anything?
>> [_] Anon 3258456 >># it's less the amount of words and more the implied stupidity and ignorance I mean, the poster could have been new, but that Anon certainly made a no-no and has to be educated on the way /f/ works or he'll stay a dunce forever
>> [_] Anon 3258458 >># >wew lad >>>/2010/
>> [_] Anon 3258461 >># saving this post
>> [_] Anon 3258465 >># >Trying to deflect this hard It's okay to be retarded anon. Everyone was a newfag at some point
>> [_] Anon 3258472 >># >To be fair, they're part of a musical school Doesn't justify such a bad idea for a song.
>> [_] Anon 3258477 >># fuck my sides
>> [_] Anon 3258481 what if it really IS this easy to make beef stroganoff and us boys just dont know??
>> [_] Anon 3258485 I HATE THIS FUCKING BOARD

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 17/6 -2017 04:36:05 Ended: 17/6 -2017 23:15:27Flashes: 1 Posts: 26
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[_] boys dont know this Anon 3254369 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] friend !!0+2iyxYQG9r 3254374 >># >it doesn't have to be beef nigga what
>> [_] Anon 3254375 stop posting this
>> [_] Anon 3254383 >># Literally stopped watching at this
>> [_] Anon 3254390 >># Boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3254395 >># >># See? You didn't know this.
>> [_] Anon 3254397 OTOKONOKO WA SHIDA NA ITE NO
>> [_] Anon 3254404 B O Y S D O N T K N O W T H I S O Y S D O N T K N O W T H I S
>> [_] Anon 3254406 >># get tuff, nigga Seriously, Beef Stroganoff made with a bucket of milk, an onion and a tomato, and a slab of bacon with a rendezvous of salt and pepper IS DA FUGGIN BOMB! I work in a 5* gourmet kitchen... I'm afraid to show this to the chef- I almost got a knife in the neck just for mentioning "mayonnaise". Feels bad man :<
>> [_] Anon 3254425 >># Don't you know this?
>> [_] Anon 3254451 Strokin' Off
>> [_] Anon 3254470 The real entertainment from this flash isn't the flash itself but /f/'s reaction to it.
>> [_] Anon 3254471 >># stopped watching when they cut the tomato with the knife facing towards them this is clearly a cooking class filled with dangerous teachers who don't know how to teach students blade control. 0/10
>> [_] Anon 3254477 >># >shiranai kedo fixed it for you
>> [_] Anon 3254478 >># stroking'off man
>> [_] Anon 3254485 >># That alarmed me too.
>> [_] Anon 3254496 >># What the hell are you supposed to call mayo then? Emulsion mix #3?
>> [_] Anon 3254501 fan fact: when you go through the previous threads in the archives you will see these exact replies.
>> [_] Anon 3254504 >># fun*
>> [_] \˚ㄥ˚\ 3254508 >12 Fucking syllables for "Boys don't know this" Why the fuck is Japanese so uselessly hard?
>> [_] Anon 3254509 >># syllable based languages are the easiest, not the hardest
>> [_] Anon 3254531 >># >># glad i'm not the only one not as bad as this tho wAE
>> [_] Anon 3254537 >># IM LITERALLY SHAKING, NIGGER
>> [_] Anon 3254540 >># T R I G G E R E D , N I G G A
>> [_] Anon 3254548 >># Mayonnaise is not used here. Sicilian cuisine. Arugula with romano and truffle oil. Formaggio bufala. Fucking goat cheese. That sort of thing. I once called his porcini ravioli "pierogies" as a joke, and damn near wound up in the double boiler. Good times.
>> [_] Anon 3254557 >># >the guy unhooks both carabiners at once Holy shit my hands started sweating when he did that, what a fucking idiot. Literally one of the biggest mistales you can make. haha just got to the part where he reaches the temple "looks like you could crash here if you wanted to" This guy is literally the American stereotpye.

ARCHIVEDDiscovered: 10/6 -2017 11:13:03 Ended: 11/6 -2017 06:09:43Flashes: 1 Posts: 28
File: ffonagorts feeb.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Hentai)
[_] Anon 3252617 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3252618 it's surprisingly simple
>> [_] Anon 3252629 I was seriously hoping this was a Swedish Chef spoof of this song. Now I'm disappoint.
>> [_] Anon 3252634 Please stop with the H.263
>> [_] Anon 3252646 >># !feeb eb ot evah t'nseod tI<
>> [_] Anon 3252666 >># silly boyos don't know this~
>> [_] Anon 3252683 A beef Stroganoff is a beef Stroganoff. You can't say it's only a Stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3252688 Making a 4chan logo at,-50
>> [_] Anon 3252699 >># That...that's not how you make beef stroganoff... What the fuck? It was like they made a salad and boiled it. That's not beef stroganoff at all.
>> [_] Anon 3252715 >># NEVER E V E R
>> [_] Anon 3252722 >># the new name of the flash is better.
>> [_] Anon 3252754 >># sounds like your stroganoff sucks. japan always does it better.
>> [_] Procyonidae 3252757 Corn starch, not flour. Always.
>> [_] Anon 3252758 >># we need someone to film themselves following this recipe. I want to see the disaster of a "meal" this shit would make
>> [_] Anon 3252759 >># lol silly gaikokujin
>> [_] Anon 3252760 >># whoever translated this sucks. they're all actually singing "buy michelina beef stroganoff and microwave it, tv dinners own your kitchen disasters you call food".
>> [_] Anon 3252762 ITT baka gaijins dont know beef stroganoff is an ancient japanese recipe stolen and corrupted by slavs
>> [_] Anon 3252763 Could ya uh use the correct tag fagOP?
>> [_] Anon 3252768 Anime-chan is mai waifu
>> [_] Anon 3252776 I wasn't expecting this, the filename threw me offguard lmao
>> [_] Anon 3252778 >># This triggers me every time >beef stroganoff >doesn't have to be beef FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
>> [_] Anon 3252780 >># Neat
>> [_] Anon 3252796 I don't need fucking anime to tell me how to make stroganoff wis
>> [_] Anon 3252804 >tfw not a grill >will never be able to comprehend how beef stroganoff can be made without beef
>> [_] Anon 3252809 >># >tfw not a grill >will never know how to make beef strogandork
>> [_] Anon 3252816 >># >op didnt label a trigger flash by the proper tag, what a fucking fag!!! >;[[[[
>> [_] Anon 3252821 >You know it from anime and manga No, I know it because it's a type of fucking food and it's tasty.
>> [_] Anon 3252824 >># I read that in Luigi's voice. >>#

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[_] Anon 3251033 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3251035 Every time I see this I just cant get over how fucked up the girl on the left looks with her eyes all boggled. How were they not corrected?..
>> [_] Anon 3251038 >># god dammit anon, know you got me looking at it
>> [_] Anon 3251043 >it doesn't have to be beef THEN IT'S NOT BEEF FUCKING STROGANOFF, IS IT?
>> [_] Anon 3251046 >># Boys don't know this. Silly boy.
>> [_] Anon 3251051 Why do people post rubbish like this over and over and over and over >and over? There are plenty of other flashes that are actually entertaining or enjoyable.
>> [_] Anon 3251056 GX was a mistake
>> [_] Anon 3251078 Strokin' off
>> [_] Anon 3251118 >># Welcome to /f//. Don't like it? You know where the door is. Of course, no one is holding you here, but do bear in mind that YOU ARE HERE FOREVER, so do please learn to stop bitching, eat your doesn't-have-to-beef stroganoff, take your daily dose, and try not to piss in the puchbowl so much.
>> [_] Anon 3251119 >># because anons like this >># just love reposts and reading the same old post over and over and over and over >and over? again
>> [_] Anon 3251121 >># It wasn't a question, it needed no answer. And who are you talking to? You suck pretty bad at this. And no, I'm not the one reposting crap, I'm the last one left making the crap y'all repost over and over and over and over >and over? No, I'm guessing it's not over. I can sense you have more bitching to do, so hurry up and get it out of your system, it's about time for someone to repost real_sugarbaby.swf again.
>> [_] Anon 3251124 >># wew lad, calm down I was replying to this guy >># and "Why do people post this..." still qualifies as a question last time I checked google.
>> [_] Anon 3251137 >># >reposts and reading the same old post over and over and over and over >>and over? >again that's /f/
>> [_] Anon 3251143 >># Every day is repost day
>> [_] Anon 3251152 >># That's just how /f/ works. Not too many new flashes getting made these days, so only occasionally will you see something new, and then that same thing will be reposted countless times for the rest of eternity. Fuck yea.
>> [_] Anon 3251153 >># lol what a faggot

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[_] Anons don't know this!~ Anon 3248556 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3248566 >># I was expecting to see a cow masturbating. i am very disappoint.
>> [_] Anon 3248568 >># What did you think a stroganoff was...?
>> [_] Anon 3248570 >># stroking off, dipshit
>> [_] Anon 3248571 >># Your stupidity astounds me.
>> [_] Anon 3248572 >># >boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3248624 >># thanks op i almost forgot how to cook beef Stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3248629 >># Didn't you know? Any attempt by any male to make Beef Stroganoff ends in disaster. How do you think WW1 started?
>> [_] Anon 3248630 >># underrated post Also, this post spoiled the pot for the match
>> [_] Anon 3248646 Leg ? Leg? Leg?Leg? Leg? Leg?
>> [_] Anon 3248659 >># eggnog
>> [_] Anon 3248687 Now I know this
>> [_] Anon 3248691 I luv that flash. It's cute and always makes me hungry. Life is an illusion. Nothing is real.
>> [_] Anon 3248706 >># Why do I watch this if it always makes me angry?
>> [_] Anon 3248709 what about the fucking noodles!!!@!1

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[_] Anon 3247029 Someone please post Araragi San Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3247062 "today we are making beef stroganoff"... "add flour to the meat it doesn't have to be beef" WELL THEN ITS NOT FUCKING BEEF STROGANOFF IS IT YOU RETARDED CUNT?
>> [_] Anon 3247066 >># no bulli
>> [_] Anon 3247086 >># >Quartered onions and tomatoes WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? Do I look like a hungry nigger with a celestial body as a mouth? Do you honestly expect me, an uncultured normie to practically eat half my fist in one bite? Chop that shit into pieces. And tomatoes, I don't know why you're putting tomatoes in, but I hope you at least know that the skin and seeds are going to make puckered-anus-face stew if you don't remove them first/ after a time. >it doesn't have to be beef. I will hacksaw your husbando and feed him to you. We'll see how you feel about being a cheeky cunt after that. Also, why would you let that fucking potato dump the entire bag of flour onto a pan of meat? Do you even know about seasoning grandma's tenderloins and braising them? Where is your teacher? After that, throw some red wine in or something, make it rich, give it personality, but for Kek's sake don't make a gallon of shitlog soup that no one's going to respect you for. Kys.
>> [_] Anon 3247101 >># >># >[triggering intensifies] chill, Maddox, she didn't say "make it out of pepperoni". Recipes are like genders; there's a thousand-and-one ways to make one.
>> [_] Anon 3247108 Strokin' off

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[_] Lying Whores Anon 3241843 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3241845 REFRAIN
>> [_] Anon 3241849 I hope this doesn't fill with replies again
>> [_] Anon 3241865 >># Bumping on /f/? >It's more likely than you think.
>> [_] Anon 3241866 reminder that beef stroganoff doesn't have to be beef
>> [_] :v 3241867 >># Truth >Baka boyos don't know this~~~~
>> [_] Anon 3241868 what even is a stroganoff sounds russian
>> [_] sourcream 3241871 these threads are surprisingly simple
>> [_] :v 3241874 >># Get back in the pot nigger
>> [_] Anon 3241926 >># Then why the fuck call it Beef Stroganoff? God I hate women.
>> [_] Sammy 3241930 >># >"Here sir, here's your Beef Stroganoff, Our own special recipe, made by our lovely (female) chefs" >"Perfect, thank you, it tastes Great! What's your secret?" >"We used pork instead of beef, don't you know BEEF stroganoff doesn't have to be BEEF? Silly bois" >"But I'm a muslim" >"OhShit.jpg"
>> [_] Anon 3241932 "Sue toro?" Gandalf, ew!
>> [_] Anon 3241945 guys its supposed to be funny they are doing everything nonchalant way
>> [_] Anon 3241986 >># It never does. It's below Anon's radar. >boys don't know this.
>> [_] Anon 3241987 >># WAT
>> [_] Anon 3241991 wife_material.swf
>> [_] Anon 3241992 I sometimes make beef stroganoff Does this mean I am not a boy?
>> [_] Anon 3241995 >># >"Here sir, here's your Be >"ALLAHU AKBAR" >*explodes* ftfy
>> [_] Anon 3242011 >># that would be truly awful
>> [_] Anon 3242027 I don't know why but these threads kill my sides every time. Buncha harlots with their stroganoff web of lies.
>> [_] Anon 3242031 >># NOW YOU'RE A MAN A MAN MAN MAN
>> [_] :v 3242033 >># no it makes you a Womyn, since boys do not know this.
>> [_] Anon 3242036 >># this post a swf of you wearing an apron, cutie
>> [_] :v 3242039 >># Only an apron? That would be l-l-lewd!

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[_] Every Day Until You Make Stroganoff Anon 3237713 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3237733 >># I will kill you and your family if this is posted ever again anywhere on the internet
>> [_] Anon 3237736 >># I just watched the OVA the other time. The characters actually mention how retarded their recipe was and how bad it ended up tasting.
>> [_] Anon 3237741 >># gee, i guess this isn't funny any longer
>> [_] Anon 3237746 >># wow, you sound like you have some real BEEF with the OP
>> [_] Anon 3237751 >># BUT IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE BEEF!
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3237752 Boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3237754 Still mad.
>> [_] Anon 3237764 >># Fuck you m8! I make this shit with my eyes closed.
>> [_] Anon 3237765 >># But boys don't know this.
>> [_] Anon 3237766 >># dose this mean I graduate to man or other?
>> [_] :v 3237770 >># But missiles do
>> [_] Anon 3237772 >># That's not how you make beef stroganoff...
>> [_] Anon 3237773 Anime-chan is mai waifu
>> [_] Anon 3237775 These quads are creeping up on us.
>> [_] Anon 3237776 >># Only because they know what this isn't
>> [_] Anon 3237777 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3237788 >3237791
>> [_] Anon 3237790 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3237791 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3237792 >># >># >># pathetic
>> [_] Anon 3237793 >># Kewl dude >># Fag
>> [_] godk 3237801 >># >># mysides.jpg >># Fuckinayyy, I think I'm in luv. HAVE ME FLASHBABIES!
>> [_] :v 3237804 >># K but you keep them during the week. I only wanna see the lil shits on the weekend. Also imma need child support up front.
>> [_] Anon 3237840 >># How rude.
>> [_] Anon 3237848 i dont get it why's there such a circlejerk around this flash?
>> [_] Anon 3237849 Anyone else notice that she's cutting towards herself when she's cutting the tomato in half, from the side?
>> [_] Anon 3237850 >># I really hate GX
>> [_] Anon 3237851 >># season 1 = best constructed, every character fills a role, could have ended there and everyone would be happy season 2 = over the top and convulted, but has good moments season 3 = trash, but has nice budget i have LOW expectations for s4

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[_] i posted it again Anon 3236848 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3236853 BOYS DONT KNOW THIS
>> [_] Anon 3236854 lol he posted it again
>> [_] Anon 3236856 Still mad.
>> [_] Anon 3236869 Beef Bogdanoff
>> [_] Anon 3236876 >Beef Stroganoff >Doesn't have to be beef This repost brought to you by the fast food industry.
>> [_] Anon 3236949 >># >># WHERE'S THE BEEF?
>> [_] Anon 3236950 lying sluts

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[_] boys dont know this! Anon 3235814 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3235815 otokonoko wa shiranai kedo
>> [_] Anon 3235845 lol uh oh, they posted it again. Here come the chefs of /f/!
>> [_] Anon 3235846 Nya?~
>> [_] Anon 3235848 I wish they included the measurements for all the ingredients. I just kind of guessed and it turned out terrible.
>> [_] Anon 3235855 >># Anon, are you saying you recreated this?
>> [_] Anon 3235856 >># It's 'cause you're a boy, anon. You don't know this.
>> [_] Anon 3235859 A̧ ̧n d ͠ ̛ ́i̶ t̶ ͘ ̧d o͘ ͞e͘ s n ' ̷t ̴ ́ ̶h a v ͘e ͠ t̴ o̶ ͠ ̧ ́b̴ ̀e ͠ b̀ e ͞e͢ ̛f
>> [_] Anon 3235864 every time i see this i wonder why it's not looped when they repeat you know it from anime and manga.
>> [_] Anon 3235872 The one in the green apron looks totally out of it. Like she's not sure what's real and what isn't.
>> [_] Anon 3235875 >># theoretically speaking, if someone did recreat this and filmed it, what would we name the flash?
>> [_] Anon 3235879 >># >beef stroganoff >it doesn't have to be beef I guess I'll just never know.
>> [_] Anon 3235880 Just finished a test, this is good cool down material
>> [_] Anon 3235882 >># she knows something is up
>> [_] Anon 3235885 >># I think even if you did it'd be kind of terrible. Tomatoes? Milk!? No sauteeing whatsoever!!‽?? It's funny that they skip over all the other steps of chopping onions and tomatoes, and don't mention serving it over noodles or potatoes or anything. It's less funny that they don't temper the sour cream. This is like somebody's weird attempt to make Stroganoff style curry. If you want to make stroganoff come over to ck maybe.

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[_] it doesnt have to be beef Anon 3234719 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3234720 >># >it doesnt have to be beef Boys don't know this!
>> [_] Anon 3234721 >># like a clockwork
>> [_] anime meme is over now trump is best global meme 3234726 Anime, still? Pathetic.
>> [_] Anon 3234737 >># I want red hair to hit me in the balls with that ladle.
>> [_] Anon 3234750 >># how do I make beef stroganoff without beef? are these animes trying to ruse me...
>> [_] Anon 3234751 >># Is anime just a big fat lie?
>> [_] Anon 3234755 >># Could anime, not be real? Uso da!
>> [_] Anon 3234758 >tfw you open and listen to the entire thing every time i'm practically ENJOYING my ANGER
>> [_] Anon 3234759 Still mad.
>> [_] Anon 3234766 >># Boys do know this though, prepare to be hit with my ring hand if you are that naive. BEEFU STROGANOFFU >explain that you just shove the all the shit in a big enough container and let it cook itself on a stove and then there is a rendezvous with salt and pepper later on in the process. >And people are surprised about the amount of domestic abuse these days, 75% of which are due to the beefu stroganoff not being beef to begin with, this amount will only grow in the future.
>> [_] Anon 3234771 >># cook shit get hit
>> [_] Anon 3234774 anime gets a pass to do whatever the fuck it wants this is a nice song too
>> [_] Anon 3234778 >># angryfap.swf
>> [_] Anon 3234785 >hacking into that onion >horizontally slicing that tomato >a good pound of flour >halfed onions >a litre of milk? cream? semen?
>> [_] Anon 3234786 >># >semen? it's not semen because boys can't into beef stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3234790 >># >it doesn't have to be beef ???
>> [_] Anon 3234796 >># it really doesn't
>> [_] Anon 3234799 >># but it really does, or it's just "stroganoff", not "beef stroganoff"
>> [_] Anon 3234800 I CAME HERE TO HATE
>> [_] Anon 3234810 >># hmm I dunno about that, i'm gonna have to trust the anime girls on this one
>> [_] Anon 3234812 >># my ring hand is ready
>> [_] Anon 3234840 >># /r/the_donald you have to go
>> [_] Anon 3234865 In the girl's defense: 1. Theyre in a music college, not cooking school. 2. This isn't a real recipe, just a song about cooking.

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[_] Anon 3231787 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3231793 Why do Nips like beef stroganoff so much?
>> [_] Anon 3231823 >># This makes me so upset.
>> [_] Anon 3231826 >># But that's wrong though
>> [_] Anon 3231828 >># I would seriously be less embarrassed about being caught watching hardcore pornography than getting caught with this.
>> [_] Anon 3231830 >># or serving or eating it.
>> [_] Anon 3231831 >># Boiled meat soup =/= Beef stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3231840 Will there ever be a day this wont get posted and at least 3 people get triggered about how its wrong
>> [_] Anon 3231842 >># Shh, they don't know yet that it's an anime and not a fucking cooking show.
>> [_] Anon 3231849 >>#
>> [_] Anon 3231851 Still mad.
>> [_] Anon 3231869 >># >beef_stroganoff >over 10 replies every fucking time even worse, this scene comes just right after a "dramatic" scene that is supposed to set up a dark mood, it must probably be the most out of place scene in the anime like ITS SPRING just after bambi's mom getting shot.
>> [_] Anon 3231870 I'm not fucking clicking this time.
>> [_] Anon 3231873 >># They like Western food in general. Seriously, they treat hambagas like we treat sushi.
>> [_] Anon 3231875 >># you are just mad cause this is creating more wives which will be abused in their relationships when they serve this to their husbands. Expect more honor killings in the name of beefu stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3231876 >># I just love seeing people get triggered by it. This should be embedded in /ck/. God knows they have it hard enough with Ja/ck/ and his fucking medium rare chicken cutlets.
>> [_] RIP Anon 3231879 >># Boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3231880 Stroganoff is only 3 syllables HNNNNNG
>> [_] Anon 3231885 >># Boys do know this, hence the honor killings >># OH YOU LIKE THAT NIPPON FAGGOTU BOI DON'T YOU WORRY, I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR BOI PUSSY LATER ON TODAY.
>> [_] Anon 3231886 >># Boys don't know how to horrendously fuck up a stew and call it beef stroganoff. T B H
>> [_] Anon 3231893 >># It doesn't have to be beef.
>> [_] Anon 3231896 >># GX was a mistake. Hopefully AXZ will be as good as G.
>> [_] Anon 3231900 >># I have some beef with that statement.
>> [_] Anon 3231901 bitch you better not put tomato in my beef stro
>> [_] Anon 3231903 >># cut the tomato from the side
>> [_] Anon 3231905 >># this wouldn't taste good at all lol
>> [_] Anon 3231907 guaranteedreplies.swf
>> [_] Anon 3231911 >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># >># Beef Stroganoff is literally white trash food. Almost as bad as corned beef.
>> [_] Anon 3231916 >># original is still the best
>> [_] Anon 3231919 Beef BOGDANOFF
>> [_] Anon 3231925 >># delet
>> [_] Anon 3231926 >># I think you could've got the same point out while also looking like less of a fag by not replying to every post.
>> [_] Anon 3231931 >># But then people wouldn't get their precious (You)s
>> [_] Anon 3231933 >># You clearly don't understand (You) culture, newfag.
>> [_] Anon 3231937 >># close to weaponized autism, but I'll give you a C+ for effort, needs improvement though. See me after class so I can insert my cock into your boy pussy and give you proper instruction.
>> [_] Anon 3231944 I can literally make better beef stroganoff better than these cocksleeves, and I'm pretty sure they'd taste and look better than whatever disgusting brown mud they made. Firstly, the way they made it was highly dangerous and irresponsible. Why couldn't they make with without singing and dancing and teleporting all over the place, trying to act cute? Oh wait- that's all women are good for. They can't actually do anything correctly so they have to insert some "LOL SO CUTE RANDOM x333" shit into it to gain publicity and stray people away from their disgusting heeping pile of cow manure. Their first mistake was not sauteing the onion then adding some garlic, but since their stupid KAWAIIII anime whores it's a miracle they can chop with a knife by themselves. Oh wait, they can't. One of the dumb broads is FUCKING CUTTING THE TOMATO TOWARDS herself. So much for being cute, now you have a scar in middle of your stomach. Next is what really, REALLY pisses me off. "It doesn't have to be beef" then why the FUCK would you call it BEEF stroganoff if BEEF isn't even the fucking meat you're going to use? Maybe they should stick in the mech and get fucking railgunned to death and let me skullface their decapitated heads. WHY DOES HIBIKEK ADD THE ENTIRE CARTON OF FLOUR ONTO THE BACON?? DO THEY NOT KNOW HOW TO OPERATE A WELL ORGANIZED KITCHEN? Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? Don't even get me STARTED on milk. Fucking japs have to ruin everything, don't they? Oh boy here we go. "Boys don't know it" more like girls don't know how to fucking organize a well structured and operating kitchen without incorporating some dumbass montage to get their juices flowing so they can suck and fuck every male dick in the audience. THEIR """BEEF""" STROGANDORK COULDN'T LOGICALLY BE WELL PREPARED THAT FAST IN THAT AMOUNT OF TIME. Anime was a mistake. We should've nuked Japan two more times. Shame on you.
>> [_] Anon 3231947 >># saved
>> [_] Anon 3231949 >># >Why would they let the main character of a show be this autistic? If it's mecha the main character has to be literally autistic. That's the rule.
>> [_] Anon 3231950 >># it's a shame you put so much effort into this. still 4/10 came out pretty forced you'll be hokeg one day
>> [_] Anon 3231952 >># it literally took me less than 5 minutes you disgusting weeb.

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[_] Anon 3226096 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] MikePence 3226142 This was cute anon
>> [_] Anon 3226143 >and it doesn't have to be beef Yes it does you fucking smug anime girl nigger faggot, go eat a wall of dicks.
>> [_] Anon 3226148 This seems simplified, I always chop the onions and tomatoes a little more than that.
>> [_] Anon 3226155 Holy shit such a shit recipe Much better one: cGg
>> [_] Anon 3226156 I would love to see /ck/ reaction to this.
>> [_] Anon 3226162 >># They've reviewed it. It's shit. Catchy song though.
>> [_] Anon 3226174 >># Still mad.
>> [_] Anon 3226187 >># They were shown a few weeks ago, they were *severely* triggered. I fear they have been irreversibly corrupted.
>> [_] Anon 3226196 >># They've seen it many times before, trust me.

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[_] Anon 3224421 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3224429 Would Japanese beef sutorogonufu really be good?
>> [_] Anon 3224459 I sure hope this thread doesn't get filled with replies again
>> [_] Anon 3224469 >># Me too.
>> [_] Anon 3224475 This is not okay.
>> [_] Anon 3224478 >># >># Guaranteed replies always come with beef sho go no an a fuu
>> [_] Anon 3224479 anyone who replies to this thread is a total cuck
>> [_] Anon 3224491 AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BEEF
>> [_] Anon 3224518 >># beefu strooganufu
>> [_] Anon 3224520 how to trigger /ck/ in one post
>> [_] Anon 3224523 >># the game
>> [_] Anon 3224542 beef souph no gonu uuuuuuuuuu
>> [_] Anon 3224543 I wish anime did musical numbers more.

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[_] GUARANTEED REPLIES Anon 3221037 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3221043 Black haired girl can suck my dick
>> [_] Anon 3221044 i think if u boil vegetables and meat in milk and then put sour cream on it youll make shit soup
>> [_] Anon 3221046 >it doesn't have to be beef FUCK OFF CUNT, EVEN THE NAME SAYS IT HAS TO BE WITH BEEF
>> [_] Anon 3221061 >># >Implying soup
>> [_] Anon 3221064 >># Just carpet bomb japan with nukes
>> [_] Anon 3221068 >># yeah it would just be giant chunks of undercooked on the inside vegetables covered in sour cream and coagulated milk
>> [_] Anon 3221071 /f/ is filled with chefs apparently.
>> [_] Anon 3221072 >># you don't have to be a chef to see how wrong this is
>> [_] :v 3221080 This recipe checks out >source am beef stroganoffaruu
>> [_] Anon 3221090 >># I want to attempt this asinine recipe for scientific purposes, but what a waste of literally everything they threw in. Is this supposed to be the trope where the girl is really cute but is so bad at cooking, is clumsy ,lol harem animu moeshit; or do Japanese couples give each other diarrhea on a semi-annual basis?
>> [_] Anon 3221092 It's more or less restaurant grade cooking subbing cheaper ingredients for more expensive ones for a similar effect, and the sour cream doesn't go in with the boiling milk and veggies, it goes on top when you plate it. They picture it even.
>> [_] Anon 3221095 >># t/150240618168/stroganoff-with-rice-from- senki-zesshō-symphogear its supposed to be a joke on lazy cooking scenes
>> [_] Anon 3221097 >># when you do attempt it, don't forget to record everything and post the results here on /f/
>> [_] Anon 3221098 >># This never fails to piss me off.
>> [_] Anon 3221103 >># At some point in your bachelor life you do the "stick all raw ingredients in a pot and heat until they're all cooked" a few times. Until you realize you end up with one big pile of mush that all takes the same! You learn that things should be done in different steps and cooking methods if you want to keep things having different textures and flavors. This is cooking style of 19 year old guy trying to figure shit out for the first time. He'll eat it, but it wont be good.
>> [_] :v 3221106 >># >This is the typing style of someone who does not proofread their posts. I can think of many one pot "throw together" recipes that turn out to be textural cornucopias of flavor and happiness. >hotaruuu potaruuu
>> [_] Anon 3221107 >># i can watch so much gore, that video of an indian child getting run over by that train, that video of some cunt with his arms chopped off by a mexican gang with the skin on his face peeled while people slice at his neck with a cutter to behead him. but i cant watch this weeaboo trash
>> [_] :v 3221109 >># >3edgy5me
>> [_] Anon 3221112 i click it just to get annoyed. feels good.
>> [_] Anon 3221115 >># good to know your type has such ridiculous weaknesses, I'll be sure to post this everyday now
>> [_] Anon 3221119 >this triggers the /ck/
>> [_] Anon 3221121 >># I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>> [_] Anon 3221130 >># >I can think of many one pot "throw together" recipes that turn out to be textural cornucopias of flavor and happiness. There really aren't.
>> [_] :v 3221135 >># lentil soup can be cooked in one pot some people may prefer boiling and rinsing the lentils but others say the extra piff is worth the extra fiber. 1 1/2 cup lentils 4 quarts water 4 gloves garlic 1 summer beef sausage cut into 1'' pieces salt and pepper to taste seasoned salt 1/2 tsp simmer uncovered for 3 hours or so. Italian loaf or sourdough are recommended dippin breads. >There is no shame in being wrong friend, so long as we learn from it.
>> [_] Anon 3221138 This here is /b/ level autism
>> [_] Anon 3221140 >># This is always the most cringeworthy beef Stroganoff recipe I have ever seen. Veggie chunks Sour Cream instead of Cream of Mushroom >DUMPING MUSHROOMS INTO IT INSTEAD OF MAKING THE MUSHROOM CREAM FIRST! >YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE BEEF?!?!?!?
>> [_] Anon 3221142 why people gets so pissed seeing this? i guess the recipe is questionable at best but why get your panties in a bunch for it?
>> [_] Anon 3221143 >># In case you haven't noticed, the recipe you chose very obviously ends up being a fairly homogeneous single flavor at the end. That's why they want you to use something like a baked bread as contrast in texture and flavor. I mean, you might have just went and bought the bread, but the real recipe you shared just now includes an element of baking. Which is what was shared the first time, use multiple cooking techniques and make it separately if you want to maintain texture and flavor differences. Why not just add those bread ingredients to the soup?
>> [_] Anon 3221145 >># I should clarify, these replies are /b/ level autism
>> [_] Anon 3221146 >># my guess would be that they have nothing better to do
>> [_] :v 3221149 >># You could make up a biscuit like dough and bake it on top if you really want to go that route and make it sort of like a cottage pie. Thanks for the idea! >like but you'd have to create the universe to make an apple pie from scratch maaaan.
>> [_] Anon 3221150 >># I think I want to kill myself now
>> [_] Anon 3221160 >># You didn't know about che/f/?
>> [_] Anon 3221166 >># my autism is flaring out of my nostrils
>> [_] Anon 3221169 is anyone else having problems with viewing the flash, it keep forcing mine to download instead of playing.
>> [_] Anon 3221174 >># thisshitpaysthebillsforsomebody.holyfuck .doyoueverpauseandthinkaboutallthosewhodi edonD-day?Orthoseintheblisteringcoldofthe Koreanwar?andthenthisshitexists.thisshits lapseveryoneintheface.thisisbeyondfucked. Ifeelphysicallyillwatchingthis.mybodywant stodie,Iwanttodie,mysoulwantstodie.Beefst roganoff.Beefstroganoff!Lookatthecutegirl sandtheirfunsonganddance!Ifeelautism.Look attheblondeone!lookatthedifferentcoloreda prons!isnteverythingsonice!Whensomeonebre aksrankinNorthKoreaordisobeysorders,noton lyisthepersoninquestionexecutedwithanAAgu n,butsodotheirwholefamilyandtheextendedfa mily,andalloftheirchildren.anyotherextend edfamilyareplacedinaconcentrationcamptobe tortureduntildeath.lookathershakethefucki ngladleinyourface,isn'tthissuchafunsong?T hereisahumanitariancrisisinYemen,notenoug hfoodforallthelittleblackbabies walking in the mud barefoot with nothing to drink or eat. I love beef stroganoff so much that 6 million jews were executed as part of Hitler's final solution. I like to imagine a big sweaty, angry and slightly psychopathic man forcibly walking in and raping one of the girls in this anime kitchen. like a super-imposed Alex Jones just screaming at the top of his lungs as he rips off their clothing and color coded aprons, as the other girls are forced to sing the song at gunpoint. "KEEP SINGING", He yells. The girls pour the milk into the cauldron. Beef Stroganoff. they all begin to murder each other with various kitchen equipment. One bitch even grabs the pan of bacon and slams another over the forehead. The corpses of those bodies who jumped from the twin towers on 9/11 walk through the door, their faces covered in ash and dirt and blood, they sit and they start jerking off, because there are anime girls singing a cute song about beef stroganoff. Beef stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3221175 >># Are you on Chrome or something else?
>> [_] Anon 3221176 >># holy fucking shit
>> [_] Anon 3221179 >># That was a trip and a half to read.
>> [_] Anon 3221182 >># I think you need to lay off life for a moment
>> [_] Anon 3221183 >># chrome
>> [_] Anon 3221184 >># Go to chrome://plugins/ and see if your Adobe Flash Player is disabled.
>> [_] Anon 3221185 >># I think anime should lay off for life
>> [_] Anon 3221187 >># >chrome://plugins/ THANK YOU SO MUCH ANON Really dude, I hope you have a nice day.
>> [_] Anon 3221189 >># Thanks.
>> [_] Anon 3221192 >># wow
>> [_] Anon 3221199 >post guaranteed replies.swf >play vidya >come back >46 replies on a dead board >mfw guaranteed replies.swf really is guaranteed replies
>> [_] Anon 3221200 >like you see in manga and anime sorry to say but usually it is curry more than beef stroganoff >># If life is telling you to product some gag-reflex inducing shit like this anime and product I'm willing to buy a gun and a single bullet for you, to be used in either blowing your own brains out or using it on me to release me from this world.
>> [_] Anon 3221212 >># I'm keeping this.

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[_] guaranteed_replies.swf Anon 3211027 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3211031 >tfw no gf to follow some half-assed recipe and give me food poisoning while calling it Beffu Strouganauf
>> [_] Anon 3211034 Yeah, but where the fucking Borscht?
>> [_] Anon 3211036 >># >IT >DOESN'T >HAVE >TO >BE >BEEF
>> [_] Anon 3211043 >># >It doesn't have to be beffu strouganauf anon, she'll kill you by calling it >fishu strouganauf >beffu soup >chicken strouganauf This will create more domestic violence to happen, unfortunately.
>> [_] Anon 3211046 was I supposed to add the meat and flower to the giant chunks of onion and tomato or just stare at it till magic happens?
>> [_] /b/astard 3211047 >># Whatever happened with the /ck/ing thread on this?
>> [_] Anon 3211074 >># I'd rather die by the hands of someone I love than die lonely and empty
>> [_] Anon 3211077 >># they got mad. the end.
>> [_] Anon 3211086 >># me too anon, me too >nothing but one-sided loves my entire life 3 years to Wizardry and/or suicide!
>> [_] Anon 3211090 >># denizen of /ck/ here. Yes, it caused a great deal of triggering. Boy howdy, did it ever. This still kind of enrages me, and I've actively tried to not let it irritate me.
>> [_] Anon 3211092 >cut tomatoes from the side >two panels later show the tomatoes cut stemwise twice gets me every time
>> [_] Anon 3211093 >># Just curious whats the worst part in this swf?
>> [_] Anon 3211102 >># The entire recipe is absolutely horrible. You'd barely get food, let alone beef stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3211103 >no noodles S T R O N K A N U F F
>> [_] Anon 3211109 "Boys don't know this" because they know how to actually make Beef Stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3211115 >># Somewhere around suggesting that you should toss a couple halved onions and tomatoes in a pot and boil them in milk.
>> [_] Anon 3211122 the silliest is that this scene in the anime literally has nothing to do with the show, comes out of nowhere, and is NEVER brought out ever again.
>> [_] Anon 3211124 >># Kek
>> [_] Anon 3211129 "you know it from manga and anime" - propaganda
>> [_] Anon 3211136 i want to skullfuck these stupid sluts to death
>> [_] Anon 3211169 >># >not using maymay arrows to quote something or someone.
>> [_] Anon 3211179 >># Who are you quoting?
>> [_] Anon 3211189 >># >Japs ruining Beef Stroganoff >Vegetables should be cut much smaller >Mushroom Cream soup works much better than sour cream and mushrooms >No proper seasoning, just S&P >NotEnoughNukes/10
>> [_] Anon 3211196 >># its the nukes that made them this way
>> [_] Anon 3211197 What anime is this from?
>> [_] Anon 3211204 I have yet to see a flash of someone prepping this in real life, just an idea for you oc fags out there
>> [_] Anon 3211205 >># We can't take em back, might as well see where more takes us.
>> [_] Anon 3211217 >># pls someone do this
>> [_] Anon 3211218 >># >being cancer enough to use condensed soup instead of actual mushrooms and actual cream.

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[_] >boys don't know this Anon 3206760 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3206787 fuck how did i not know this
>> [_] Anon 3206807 >># >># Do you have a dick?
>> [_] Anon 3206810 Does /ck/ know about this? I'd love to see their reactions.
>> [_] Anon 3206813 >># lets find out >>>/ck/8504840
>> [_] Anon 3206819 >># this is not correct...
>> [_] Anon 3206825 >># fuck this flash I fucking hate you
>> [_] Anon 3206827 it's like this was made by aliens that don't know what food is
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3206828 >># >># Fucking lol >btw stuck with the black teflon, thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 3206834 >># I have literally never heard a more accurate description of the Japanese than this.
>> [_] Anon 3206869 >Boys don't know this Of course they don't, they know how to actually cook a Beef Sutorogonafufu.
>> [_] Anon 3206881 >they serve it with rice domes >>>>fucking rice domes two nukes weren't enough
>> [_] Anon 3206898 >># What amateurs, they don't even use Hungarian Paprika
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3206900 >># >kek
>> [_] Anon 3206963 >># She's gonna slit her wrist cutting a tomato like that
>> [_] Anon 3206974 Jesus Christ. I used to like Anime, but this shit makes me embarrassed to ever say that out loud.
>> [_] Anon 3206976 >># what fucking weeb that never cooked made this shit? What about a demiglace? Cooking ain't fucking easy you pieces of shit.
>> [_] Anon 3206992 >># TRIGGERED CHEFS Gordon Ramsay has taught them well.

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[_] IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE BEEF Anon 3205031 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3205034 >># HERESY
>> [_] Anon 3205041 Someday, I hope some anon on /f/ follows this recipe and records the result
>> [_] Anon 3205042 >># t/150240618168/stroganoff-with-rice-from- senki-zessh%C5%8D-symphogear
>> [_] Anon 3205127 >># jesus christ that looks pretty bad and bland... if you mess around with the ratios a bit, this could be legit. Someday, I'll make a flash of it, maybe. Onions in extra virgin olive oil on a low flame until they have a nice brown sheen, not quite caramelised, but halfway there. add mushrooms and turn up heat to give the shrooms a bit of colour and cook em. take care not to burn the onions! add your diced tomatoes, more varietals is moar better. though for this application canned tomatoes will be perfectly fine as well. Add just a little stock, doesnt really matter what, to keep it moist. Give your meat of choice a coat of flour and sear them in a smoking hot pan with olive oil. cut in bite sized pieces. Now, add some whole milk and a little more stock to the onions and stir it into a smooth(er) sauce. add meat and simmer for a couple minutes do cook it through. add flour until you get a proper consistency. cornstarch works too, but can look a little ugly as it doesnt bind with the fat as well sometimes. Serve with just a dollop of sour cream. goes with potatoes, rice or just plain fresh bread.
>> [_] Anon 3205132 This is the worst fucking flash on the face of the Earth. It makes me CULINARILY ANGRY
>> [_] Anon 3205135 >># I knew this post would be bullshit when you said "extra virgin" before olive oil. You don't know shit about food so stop pretending.
>> [_] Anon 3205137 >># Guaranteed replies. >># Make a flash of you making it and have everyone go apeshit.
>> [_] Anon 3205146 The way they are cutting shit makes me angry.
>> [_] Anon 3205147 All sins are forgiven if they're cute anime girls
>> [_] Anon 3205153 cuz I like to bite into massive slabs of onion and tomato. Lol this is anger fuel. Wait till Ramsey sees this shit, he'll fuck

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[_] guaranteed_replies.swf Anon 3200624 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3200635 finally I know about Beef Stroganoffu
>> [_] Anon 3200639 Fucking terrible recipe >not searing the meat for deeper flavor >not using garlic >not using beef broth >using tomatoes l2cook gooks
>> [_] Anon 3200641 ANIME WAS A MISTAKE
>> [_] Anon 3200645 >># >># >># >># Guys I'm actually a professionally chef and I can verify this is the kinda bullshit we feed people, they just forgot to throw in the allspice
>> [_] Anon 3200650 >># >The half-assedness just means it's artisanal
>> [_] Anon 3200652 >># >># >># >># >># >># Source?
>> [_] Anon 3200657 >># >swf chan
>> [_] Anon 3200658 >># Is that adobe's secret messageboard?
>> [_] Anon 3200660 >># >he doesn't know what swfchan is you better be trollin' nigga
>> [_] Anon 3200670 >># or what?
>> [_] Anon 3200682 Sutoganofu?
>> [_] Anon 3200692 >># He didn't say artisan, he said professional. You're not going to be putting that much effort in when you have a full house and it's not Michelin starred.
>> [_] Anon 3200693 >># beeffy suturogonaffiy*
>> [_] Anon 3200698 >boil it in milk
>> [_] Anon 3200699 ビフ ストロガナフ
>> [_] Anon 3200710 where's the hood
>> [_] Anon 3200723 >># I do not know where the hood is at either, someone should tell us.
>> [_] Anon 3200725 >># > or what? Or we will have most definitely lost respect for you and the zeal with which this post encapsulates /f/ and enriches all our lives. Even your lack of capitalization has us wailing in fear and gnashing our teeth praying, nay, BEGGING that you're trolling or all is truly lost.
>> [_] Anon 3200733 >># Okay. Source please!
>> [_] Anon 3200736 Tomatoes + Onions + Milk O shit what are you doing?
>> [_] Anon 3200740 where is a good little website to download art software for my pc like 3dsmax and adobe?
>> [_] Anon 3200748 >guaranteed replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 3200750 Anime-chan is my wife
>> [_] Anon 3200757 >># This. So this. A decent eatery need only make food that is better than the average household to survive. These places can usually outlive their owners unless they seriously fuck their finances up or have a fire or food poisoning incident. Making decent, tasty food is one of those ways to prevent a financial fuck-up. If you have some heated competition around your area, adding a few strong spices and flaming up your veggies and meat can add that extra oomph that most others likely wouldn't do. A flamethrower in the kitchen is a godsend for deserts too. Nothing beats a little char and spices. But sometimes simple works if you do it really well. Finding a nice little pub that serves food (preferably non-chain faggots), for example, they can usually sell that food even cheaper because they are expecting to make it back on drinks and extras, just like all-you-can-eat places or deals. I was at one like, uh, 2 weeks before Christmas there, god damn the food was tasty as fuck. Huge big portions as well., the fish I had was massive and fresh as fuck. £8.80/$10~ for a 3 course. We only found it purely because another place was closed. Decent big deserts too. (I never had one, I just had tea :^) )
>> [_] Anon 3200758 >># I always use ketchup and mustard when making stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3200761 >># check the wiki page for the flash on swfchan
>> [_] Anon 3200771 >># what's your favourite desert? mine's the sahara
>> [_] Anon 3200773 IT DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO BE BEEF
>> [_] Anon 3200813 >># I love you.
>> [_] Anon 3200815 guatanteed replies indeed and it's the same replies over an over again every time this flash gets posted god bless /f/
>> [_] Anon 3200818 >># >he said professional He also said chef. he's just a cook

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[_] Trigger Warning Wednesday Anon 3196947 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3196954 That is not how you make Beef Stroganoff. At fucking all. Now I know how Mexicans feel about taco bell at least.
>> [_] Anon 3196956 >># not only is this not Stroganoff, its not appetizing in the least even for what it is Those fucking huge chunks of onion and tomato. Good god.
>> [_] Anon 3196960 Catchy tune tho
>> [_] Anon 3196961 Su tu roh gah noff u
>> [_] Anon 3196967 >># There are so many things wrong I don't know where to start. This gets me every time.
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3196969 >># catchy tune fucking triggered, that's not how you cook the good shit if you had really tried this, I wonder what it'd end up looking like >mush
>> [_] Anon 3196971 >># Are you still using Teflon pans?
>> [_] Anon 3196986 Every time this flash gets played, a Russian chef dies.
>> [_] Anon 3197013 >># >tfw Hillary's the one posting these, trying to starve Russia
>> [_] Anon 3197019 >># the pasta man, where's the pasta!?
>> [_] Anon 3197028 This is so fucked up it must be Japanese
>> [_] Anon 3197029 >># >beef stroganoff oh sorry, I didn't realise it was still 1979
>> [_] Anon 3197079 >flash is wrong >that's not how you make beef stroganoff >'it doesn't have to be beef' Yes it does otherwise it isn't BEEF STROGANOFF >Boy's don't know how easy it is to make Yes, they do cause they usually are the ones making it or you have made it and they hit you with their ring hand for producing this sort of a massive fuckup for dinner Enjoy your 'cooking class' you will be from this day forward making your collective waifu's cry for being beaten during dinner time.
>> [_] Anon 3197083 >># >mfw you don't know about japan
>> [_] Anon 3197085 we should show this to /ck/
>> [_] Anon 3197088 It's the same as Salisbury steak, senpai. Nipnongs aren't doing it wrong, per say, they just like stealing words and never figuring out what they mean and just kinda going off and doing their own thing with it.
>> [_] Anon 3197093 BOYS

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[_] Men dont know this. Anon 3192409
>> [_] Anon 3192410 NYA
>> [_] Anon 3192412 Guaranteed_replies.recipe
>> [_] Anon 3192422 that's not how you make stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3192433 >># >know it from anime and manga nope >tomatos nope >dosnt have do be beef wut? >no noodles are these people literally retarded?
>> [_] Anon 3192439 >># Not in the fucking least. Shit... Tomatoes? Are you fucking kidding me? Also, where's the god damn noodles. We should've dropped a third bomb...
>> [_] Anon 3192453 >like 8 fucking tomatoes cut in half >using a knife horizontally and CUTTING TOWARDS YOURSELF >enough half garlic cloves to kill Shrek >boiling it in milk >add flour to the beef >it doesn't have to be beef >beef >stroganoff truly epic
>> [_] Anon 3192458 >># Atomic bombs will do that to you
>> [_] Anon 3192469 >># >># >boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 3192470 >># Forget about the fucking pasta, the way they pronounce "Stroganoff" deserves its own atom bomb.
>> [_] Anon 3192475 ITT boys who have been tricked into believing the wrong recipe for their entire lives
>> [_] Anon 3192479 what's a strongatoff
>> [_] Anon 3192487 >># sutoruganoffu
>> [_] Anon 3192492 >># Vodka Stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3192495 >stu-lü-gah-no-ffu actual, physical pain
>> [_] Anon 3192503 > not skinning tomatoes while cooking anything Heresy.
>> [_] Anon 3192513 Symphogeaaahh is a good anime.
>> [_] Anon 3192533 >Animu girls eat it with tomato and an inordinate amount of onion >People on thread eat it over noodles instead of rice This is all weird to me. Stroganoff never struck me as a dish with so many regional differences. Wikipedia sheds some light on the issue, though: anoff
>> [_] Anon 3192535 Coincidentally, I just had beef stroganoff for dinner. It was gross, though.
>> [_] Anon 3192541 >># >People on thread eat it over noodles instead of rice Jesus christ fuck You eat it with potatoes
>> [_] Anon 3192546 >># Over noodles is the white trash method
>> [_] Anon 3192552 typical jap shit. Take a couple of regional varieties and mix them all up to create an abomination. In actual modern stroganoff recipes, you sometimes coat the meat (beef, pork or even lamb) in flour and sear it for colour and extra flavour. some recipes involve paprika (powder) as a spice, I've seen restaurants use roma tomatoes and even small amounts of pickles to further add to that tangy-hearty thing/ That amount of milk milk is retarded, A bit of heavy cream with fond or stock is usually the sauce base. onions and mushrooms are essential imho and form the base of most contemporary -stroganoff style dishes.
>> [_] Anon 3192554 >># That is what they were saying? I kept straining to hear the syllables but, couldn't distinguish them.
>> [_] Anon 3192556 >># suu-to-ro-ga-no-fu
>> [_] Anon 3192558 >># GUNGNIR DATO??
>> [_] Anon 3192569 >># >milk milk made me smile
>> [_] Anon 3192570 >And it doesn't have to be beef! What else could it be?
>> [_] Anon 3192571 >># It is better not to ask, Tovarishch

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[_] Anon 3191243 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3191247 this makes for some pretty shitty beef stroganaff
>> [_] Anon 3191248 >># who the fuck boils tomatoes and onions in milk to make a stroganoff?
>> [_] Anon 3191251 I enjoy the replies this gets each time.
>> [_] Anon 3191266 >Boys don't know this. C-could the message of this clip be that girls are shit at cooking? Has the joke gone over our heads this whole time?
>> [_] Anon 3191268 >Tfw no noodles
>> [_] Anon 3191273 Symphogear is such a stupid show That's why I love it
>> [_] Anon 3191283 >># well, they clearly state that boys dont know of this
>> [_] Anon 3191287 that bitch is gonna cut her wrists with that knife safety. also who the fuck knows beef stroganaff from anime and manga. ffs japan it's not even your food
>> [_] Anon 3191307 This flash sure triggers people
>> [_] Anon 3191310 Is this recipe actually legit, though? I want to try making it, but I don't want to go to walmart and get tomatoes right now.
>> [_] Anon 3191312 how about you eat my fuck
>> [_] Anon 3191315 >># you could follow that recipe or you could follow one that fucking braindead japs schoolgirls didn't fuck up. The two essential vegetables for stroganoff is onions and mushroom. you can add garlic and green onion if you want. just look up an actual recipe it's really simple. (but tomatoes what the fuck why japan).
>> [_] Anon 3191317 >># Don't do it, it's not kosher.
>> [_] Anon 3191318 do >people think this sounds >good?
>> [_] Anon 3191321 >># I borrowed a tomato from my neighbor just now. Maybe I should just try the recipe in the swf. They might be onto something. That, and I only have one garlic left.
>> [_] Anon 3191322 >># Seems like they mixed it up with other meat stews like porkolt. It'd still be a bloody awful porkolt though.
>> [_] Anon 3191324 >># how does one borrow a tomato
>> [_] Anon 3191325 >># Well at least you'll have a chance to return the borrowed tomato afterwards. At least brown the onions and mushrooms a bit if you really must do it.
>> [_] Anon 3191326 >># I can't afford foreign meat. I'm using the hamburger meat from this freezer TV dinner thing. I just microwaved and cut the two patties up into little pieces.
>> [_] Anon 3191328 >># Please film the cooking and post it to /ck/ afterwards.
>> [_] Anon 3191332 >># The have a garden in their back yard. I just took one from there. I'll buy another tomato later and just replace the old one in the garden. >># I'm not really good at browning. When I read instructions on how to do it online, I get a headache. So far it seems to be turning out okay.
>> [_] Anon 3191334 >># I don't have a camera and my kitchen looks like vomit. I'll come back and say what it ended up tasting like when I'm done, though.
>> [_] Anon 3191335 >># gg
>> [_] Anon 3191336 >># Pics or it didn't happen.
>> [_] Anon 3191337 >># Wait please, you at least have a camera on your phone?
>> [_] Anon 3191341 >># I'm poor, man. I can't afford a smartphone. I don't even pay for my own internet. That's my neighbor's too. If I get a camera, I'll make it again and post it, though. I don't go on /ck/ so I don't really know what the community is like there but sure I'll video myself making and eating it whenever I end up getting spendable money. But anyways I tried it out. It's probably a little undercooked but I'm going to finish this bowl and talk about the taste in the next post I make.
>> [_] Anon 3191343 Okay, so I think I really fucked up somewhere since this is disgusting and it doesn't even look like the thing in the swf. I probably put way more onion than tomato in there and the hamburger meat is like two weeks expired. I just checked the box. I failed. I don't want to grab another tomato and try again. Sorry for wasting everyone's time. Fuck now a stomacheache
>> [_] Anon 3191344 >># You're sacrifice will not be forgotten.
>> [_] Anon 3191345 >># Even flipphones have cameras. Well good luck and don't get food poisoning.
>> [_] Anon 3191350 >># Out! OUT OUT OUT!
>> [_] Anon 3191382 >># Some flipphones do. Not his, apparently. Heck, he might not have any phone at all.
>> [_] Anon 3191383 my biggest issue with this isn't the it has tomatoes, or even that BEEF STROGANOFF doesn't have to be made with BEEF, but that they put equal fucking parts onion and tomato and so little of everything else. It would just taste like pure onion.
>> [_] Anon 3191386 >># >Wal*Mart >tomatoes You deserve whatever comes out of your pot, anon.
>> [_] Anon 3191387 >># If you gain the courage again anon to cook just use this real recipe instead. Source: f-stroganoff-japanese-style.html Ingredients: Beef - 300-400g (thin sliced or chunk meat) Onion - 1 (sliced) Mushroom - 2 cups (sliced) Garlic - 1 clove (minced) Butter - 3 TBS Flour - 3 TBS (separate, 1 TBS & 2 TBS) Ketchup - 4 TBS Worcestershire sauce - 3 TBS **see TIPS Beef broth - 400mL (2 cups water + 1 cube beef stock cube) Milk or heavy cream - 1/2 cup **see TIPS Vinegar - 1/2 TBS Sugar - 1 TBS (optional) Salt & pepper - to taste Cook: In a pot, melt 3 TBS of butter. Stir fry garlic and onion until fragrant. Add in beef. Fry for another 2-3 minutes. Add mushroom and stir fry for a minute longer. Add in 2 TBS of flour and mix well with onion/beef. Slowly add in beef broth. Mix as you go. It should thicken a bit. Let it simmer for 5 minutes. Add ketchup and Worcestershire sauce. Simmer for another 10 minutes (stir occasionally). Add in milk, vinegar, and sugar. Mix well. Taste it and adjust to your liking.
>> [_] Anon 3191388 >># TIPS If you don't have Worcestershire sauce, you can try tonkatsu sauce. For milk, you can use heavy cream or half & half.

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[_] Anon 3187294 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3187341 somee kawaii ass shit
>> [_] Anon 3187355 this is not how you make beef stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3187357 >># whatever the fuck they're making looks absolutely vile
>> [_] Anon 3187364 >># it's like the north korean version of french toast literal toast just plopped a bowl of milk why do asians not understand western cooking?
>> [_] Anon 3187397 >># >># >># As a professional chef, I am absolutely disgusted that this is what Japan thinks Beef Stroganoff is, holy shit.
>> [_] Anon 3187442 Did they just boil quartered tomatoes and onions? the fuck?

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[_] im out of hard drive space! Anon 3178821 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3178827 >># OP should of invested in some Ironwolf Pro's OP is a giant pathetic waste of human achievement. Both OP's mother and father will commit suicide for the shame OP has brought on his family.
>> [_] Anon 3178832 Just save it on the cloud :^)
>> [_] Anon 3178834 >># well then start cleaining your HDD by deleting this flash
>> [_] Anon 3178838 This flash always makes me laugh so hard. >It doesn't have to be beef.
>> [_] John Moses Browning 3178866 >># Yeah awesome HDD shills
>> [_] Anon 3178869 Please don't make this a cancer meme like hat, please. This is an anonymous image board. Nobody will ever know you did this. It's just annoying to see this posted everyday.
>> [_] Anon 3178881 >># Best investment you could make, no shills needed.
>> [_] Anon 3178892 >># Boys don't know this, but saving things to the cloud is surprisingly simple.
>> [_] Anon 3178900 >># girls dont know this, but the cloud is where privacy and reliability are pawned off to large jewish government-owned companies
>> [_] Anon 3178912 >you will never have a qt anime gf that cooks for you
>> [_] Anon 3178921 >># >you will never have your nude selfies and photos your took while on vacation with your sister and her friends not be seen by the NSA, CIA and FBI. >Know this then invest in a Ironwolf storage system, this will protect you for years to come, backed by a 10 year warranty to make sure you know exactly where you put those nudes.
>> [_] Anon 3178942 A 1TB drive is around $40, you really shouldn't ever run out of space.
>> [_] Anon 3178943 >># I'm actually surprised that they are here.

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[_] task #4? Anon 3178300 or 3 dont remember Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3178327 >"cut the tomatoes from the side" >the very next shot shows the tomatoes cut stemwise twice dropped
>> [_] Anon 3178332 >># >doesn't even have to be beef I took that as a fucking challenge and made bullshit stew on ground beef.
>> [_] Anon 3178333 >># Ehh~ Maji de? It didn't turn out as planned? Do tell anon.
>> [_] Anon 3178340 >># ITS FUCKING RAAAAAAAAAAAW
>> [_] Anon 3178362 Instructions unclear, drank my own ejaculate.
>> [_] Anon 3178414 >># >doesn't have to be beef then it's not beef stroganoff you dumb fucking cock licking anime slut holy shit go back to eating rice with fucking sticks you stupid whore

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[_] daly Anon 3177668
>> [_] Anon 3177691 Too cute.
>> [_] Anon 3177696 Why is this happening?
>> [_] Anon 3177700 >># because anime
>> [_] Anon 3177718 I still don't know how to make stroganoff...
>> [_] Anon 3177726 >># Don't worry, neither do they.
>> [_] Anon 3177732 So now we get a daily dose of cancer along with our daily dose of medicine?
>> [_] Anon 3177733 Every fucking time, I just watch it on loop for an hour.
>> [_] Anon 3177818 >># Dicks out for Stroganoff.

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[_] im obligated Anon 3177228 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3177237 It's really easy to cook, I agree! and tasty! I'm a great cook and I'm a MAN. :) All the best chief's are man, Master Chief is a man!
>> [_] Anon 3177275 >onions in half >dont even cut the stem from the tomato >doesnt have to be beef holy shit this sounds terrible
>> [_] Anon 3177279 >># of course you're a man, you're here aren't you?
>> [_] Anon 3177328 >># So do you think it's normal they're not frying meat and onion at first place?
>> [_] Anon 3177329 >going through all this trouble when you can have hamburger helper in minutes Symphosluts are retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3177330 Go easy on the sour cream. And use lots of mushrooms.
>> [_] Anon 3177363 DAMN YOU NIGGAS. Now im going to super to make this shit.
>> [_] Anon 3177370 For gods sake, guys. This isn't an actual, complete recipe. It's just dumbly singing along about the cooking steps (you can even clearly see where they've done additional steps to the produce besides what they sing about). They're in a music school, not a culinary school.
>> [_] Anon 3177374 This has been posted daily recently..? And people are legitimately commenting as if they haven't seen it before? I didn't know we had this many casuals and newfags around

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[_] Anon 3176914
>> [_] Anon 3176919 So fuckin' cute, man. SO fuckin' cute!
>> [_] Anon 3176946 >># >Beef Stroganoff I can't realized what they done but It's totally not Beef Stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3176971 >beef stroganoff >with giant chunks of tomato >it doesn't have to be beef >you're making beef stroganoff but you don't have to use beef in your beef stroganoff Anime was a mistake.
>> [_] Anon 3176976 >># A russian dies every time this is played. How come Japan always fucking butchers european food? It's like they have to turn it into this clusterfuck of a meal that is fucking disgusting.
>> [_] Anon 3177015 >># >see-tor-ro-gono-fu
>> [_] Anon 3177021 >># >># They're just trying to trigger /ck/. Remember when they used anime babes to trigger ISIS?
>> [_] Anon 3177028 >Special snowflake recipe to weebs >Triggered /ck/ and various anons who know the recipe >It knows how bad it's bullshitting If you've breathed a word of this outside of any thread with this shit, you're contributing to the amount of people who looked it up.
>> [_] Anon 3177054 >># not with those bacon strips

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[_] Anon 3176315 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3176319 thanks
>> [_] Anon 3176324 >># i wont forgot.....
>> [_] Anon 3176330 boys dont know its this simple
>> [_] Anon 3176375 >># Um.. no. That is not how you make beef stroganoff. It doesn't have tomatoes or onions, and does have noodles. also how could it be beef if you listened to them and didn't use beef? Do some bloody research japan I'm tired of you getting all our stuff wrong even when it'd only take you a 5 second google search.
>> [_] Anon 3176381 Okay so I'm trying to follow this >onions cut in halves >tomatos cut in quarters >a pan of what looks like bacon with flour and milk poured on >mushrooms >more milk and boil all the stuff together >salt and pepper >sour cream Is this legit? Could I make this and expect it to work out?
>> [_] Anon 3176384 >># You'll get something, probably halfway decent, but as >># said, not beef stroganoff. Here, follow this, HungryAnon: -deen/beef-stroganoff-recipe.html
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3176395 >># Shit, I was trying to figure out how the flash was going to create a proper recipe, when anime isn't real. Thanks for this anon. I know what I'm going to make for a dinner eventually. Any recommendations on a proper skillet? I'm craving cast iron, but I haven't a clue.
>> [_] Anon 3176397 >># Allclad yo. my pans are the best
>> [_] Anon 3176398 >># Just buy some cheap teflon shit and be happy.
>> [_] Anon 3176400 I couldn't care less about if they actually make beef stroganoff, I just want them to pronounce it correctly. Fucking weebenese and them hacking up foreign languages. They got beef down, but it's pronounced Stro like in stroke Gan like in Ganon off, like in off God Dammit I couldn't even listen to the entire thing because of this.
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3176404 >># 140 USD for a skillet... Hmm, I'll think about it when I have money to waste. Thank you though. >># Thank god for Walmart, I was just curious if there was a specific skillet that wouldn't cause sticking and would last longer than a few months due to my roommate abusing my shit.
>> [_] Anon 3176405 >># Le Creuset. Get on my level pleb.
>> [_] Anon 3176420 >># >wouldn't cause sticking And you were considering cast iron? Stainless is pretty much the only worse choice when it comes to shit sticking and never coming off again. >># >last longer than a few months due to my roommate abusing my shit Hope you enjoy your cancer from eating teflon chips then. You need cast iron or stainless if you want something that can stand up to abuse.
>> [_] Anon 3176446 >Recipe for Beef Stroganoff isn't actual recipe for Beef Stroganoff >An anime cooking show that isn't Shokugeki TRIGGERED
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3176448 >># >Sticking to cast iron I just remember my ex's mother cooking with a cast iron and I could never figure out how she managed to not have it stick. >Use Cast iron or stainless That's a good recommendation then, thank you for that. If anything, I'm not too familiar with cooking in a skillet. Love to bake, but would be interested in more stove top cooking. Thanks for the help Anon.
>> [_] Anon 3176458 >># ot-beef-mushroom-stroganoff/ try this i usually use this site for my cooking.
>> [_] Anon 3176461 >># my man
>> [_] Anon 3176463 >># >I just remember my ex's mother cooking with a cast iron and I could never figure out how she managed to not have it stick. I believe you're supposed to soak it in oil and not use soap to wash it. ----- I looked it up and found clean-and-season-a-cast-iron-skillet/
>> [_] Anon 3176464 >># >anime cooking show
>> [_] Anon 3176468 >># BLACK teflon frying pans. Grey teflon is shit. Just use stainless steel for pots.
>> [_] Anon 3176470 >># Cast iron is a hassle to maintain for the novice (but enamled cast iron SS GODLY for big pots but also expensive).
>> [_] Anon 3176471 >># I'd say no tomatoes, but basically, yes. Beef stroganoff is chunks of beef, in sauce, on noodles or rice. Usually it's a brown sauce with sour cream added to make it greyish.
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3176472 >># How do you feel that this one goes up with >># ? >># Thank you! That definitely was something she did talk about when I did show interest in cast iron, I just wasn't sure about the whole idea of curing and what not. I really appreciate the effort! >># Black teflon, but definitely not that Walmart generic brand shit, right? I love stainless steel, but for soups and deep oil cooking, I naively found myself with a burn I couldn't scrub out. >># >hassle to maintain for the novice Exactly what I was thinking.
>> [_] Anon 3176475 Teflon, which is one manufacturer's name for polytetrafluoethylene (PTFE), is used to produce non-stick coated cookware. This chemical is inert (not active or reactive), so if it's ingested, it will travel through your system without being absorbed. While there seems to be a lack of consensus on the dangers of Teflon in food and other materials, such as implants or household objects, most studies point out that the health risks associated with PTFE remain relatively small. Although Teflon shouldn’t do you any harm if you accidentally eat a tiny bit of it, it’s probably best not to eat something that has flakes of PTFE visible. Studies have shown that with normal use, there is a negligible amount of PTFE that migrates into food from well-maintained cookware. There is some danger involved, however, when heating pans treated with PTFE to very high temperatures. When heated to over 300 degrees Celsius / 572 degrees Fahrenheit (a temperature you won't likely reach intentionally on your stove or in your oven), PTFE can break down and release a chemical called perfluorooctanoic acid (PFOA). PFOA fumes can cause an illness resembling the flu, with symptoms including tightening of the chest, mild coughing, nausea, and sweats. It's called polymer fume fever, and it's rare. The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency (link is external) is investigating whether PFOA is carcinogenic, and there have been recent health and environmental concerns over the manufacturing process of PTFE and other chemicals such as PFOA that are used to make it. 1/2
>> [_] Anon 3176476 Birds, however, are a different story. You'll find lots of testimonials on-line from bird owners that heating PTFE products, even to normal cooking temperatures, releases sufficient fumes to kill their birds. So you might want to be careful with non-stick pans coated with PTFE if you've got birds in the house. You can prevent a lot of PTFE flaking by not using sharp, metal utensils; they scratch the non-stick surface and cause all that flaking. Instead, opt for wooden or plastic ones. The scratches and flakes are unsightly and can release bits of dark PTFE specks in your otherwise spotless white sauce, and, most importantly, reduce the non-stick effectiveness of the pan. If your PTFE pans are getting flaky, it might be time to buy some new ones. If you're really concerned, you may want to switch to using cast iron, stainless steel, or other pans instead. 2/2 -- from questions/fear-teflon-flakes-found-frying -pan Just be aware of the temperatures when using teflon. Also realize that it still makes enough to kill birds at regular stovetop levels. It might accumulate in the body at these small levels, so I would say that it would be better to not use teflon if you're cooking all the time but if you don't cook so much you're life probably won't be affected by this.
>> [_] Anon 3176477 Honestly that sounds pretty awful. How about I saute the onion and mushrooms with the beef drippings and make a sauce from that instead of boiling them in fucking milk.
>> [_] Anon 3176483 >># Can't say much about Walmart, Eurothrash here, but grey is shit is a rule I learned the hard and expensive way. Stainless is what I have always used for deep pots. Can't imagine anyone boiling rice in a teflon pot, for example, or stirring a sauce. Cast iron is a hassle, but you can do a good few dishes with them. But nothing that can't be done with other just as big pots (see long enamled pots, works perfect for stews and roasts).
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3176488 >># That's a good rule to go by. I guess my burning of the pot was negligence at the time. I'll definitely do better next time. Any advice on how to avoid burning a soup on a stainless steel pot other than constantly stirring, such is the case for an all day simmer?
>> [_] Faggot (¬‿¬) 3176489 >># >># Holy shit anon, that really sheds light on as to why I'm told not to "scrape the bottom of the pot" for one of these types of cookware. That's kinda scary thinking that it has potential to kill you, yet again driving isn't any safer than eating a breakfast burrito. I can see why you say to avoid the flakier ones, I definitely don't need to go through that pain. I think I'll learn better how to maintain and use properly stainless steel. I'm sure they're more inexpensive and are easily expendable. I greatly appreciate the info. I'm off to make some Stroganoff with my waifu that can't even say the word.
>> [_] Anon 3176491 Who knew /f/ were a bunch of serious foodies?
>> [_] Anon 3176500 /ck/, what are you doing on /f/? Do you want to ask us to the Winter Ball?

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[_] A family secret recipe Anon 3158312
>> [_] Anon 3158315 and now we sit back and wait for the /ck/fags to get triggered
>> [_] Anon 3158320 >># Which is ironic since the anime probably got this recipe from them.
>> [_] Hartmann 3158326 >># what was that like 8 onions. is this recipe for shrek?
>> [_] Anon 3158335 >># reeeeee
>> [_] Anon 3158353 Anyone have that "why you always lying" version?
>> [_] Anon 3158397 i wish women were still this enthusiastic about cooking.
>> [_] Anon 3158398 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 3158406 >tomato Not even /ck/, but where did that shit come from?
>> [_] Anon 3158422 >># >implying /ck/ has actually good cooks kek
>> [_] Anon 3158428 why does this make me cry
>> [_] Anon 3158431 >># it depends whether this makes you sad or happy
>> [_] Anon 3158442 >># Made dad used to make this stuff all the time and even I don't know what the hell that's about. Maybe they boil it down into the broth? Why did they add flour to the meat? That shit's for the broth. Why would you ever put anything but beef in stroganoff? Thanks op, this was p' spooky

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[_] Anon 3153237 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3153240 cute skit
>> [_] Anon 3153251 >># THIS IS FUCKING TRASH LIKE OUR GOD CHEF JOHN IS ANGRY NOW AND WE WILL BE PUNISHED! Recipe below on how to make REAL Beef Stroganoff. Vdo
>> [_] Anon 3153255 I came in your "proper" stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3153320 hate this series but makes my dick hard every time I see this vid for some reason

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[_] Boys don't know this Anon 3148561 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3148562 >># I'll Stroganoff your beef
>> [_] Anon 3148569 >Guaranteed Replies.swf
>> [_] Anon 3148582 >># Kinda was hoping for a shocking or porn ending.
>> [_] Anon 3148584 >># >lurk moar
>> [_] Anon 3148586 >># Eat shit.
>> [_] Anon 3148587 >># Who are you quoting?
>> [_] Only joking don't take it seriously 3148620 I'm triggered by the "boys don't know this" Sexist women, gotta hate them
>> [_] Anon 3148622 cGg
>> [_] Anon 3148633 >sturuganoffu
>> [_] Anon 3148634 Cute song. But tomatoes? In stroganoff? Consider me triggered.
>> [_] Anon 3148636 this triggers the /f/ autist
>> [_] Anon 3148640 SUTUROGANOFFU
>> [_] Anornamoose 3148664 >># this anon knows whats up
>> [_] Anon 3148692 >you know it from anime and manga It's like if you're the type of person to watch weeb shit like this they already know you probably can't cook for yourself
>> [_] Anon 3148694 >># That's not kawaii.
>> [_] Anon 3148696 I rarely cringe while watching anime. However, shit like this gets me constantly.
>> [_] Anon 3148698 only thing that could redeem this bullshit is if some accident would happen I'm thinking of that canadian commercial where the chef was carrying this big pot of boiling oil and she slipped on a wet floor
>> [_] Anon 3148702 >># he just loves to use >meme arrows

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[_] Anon 3146455 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3146470 This triggers the /c(uc)k/.
>> [_] Anon 3146479 kawaii as fuck
>> [_] Anon 3146480 >># That would taste like absolute garbage
>> [_] Anon 3146483 >># why not just eat the ingredients separately
>> [_] Anon 3146488 >># i can't even cook and i know that this is fucking wrong what the fuck japan
>> [_] Anon 3146492 love me some stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3146505 >beef stroganoff >you don't need beef! no also, this is shit-tier cooking anime watch shokugeki instead
>> [_] Anon 3146508 >># "you don't need beef" "beef stroganoff" don't need beef beef no beef I am upset.
>> [_] Anon 3146509 Why is this a thing?
>> [_] Anon 3146512 ITT boys that dont know how easy it is to make this food.
>> [_] Anon 3146520 Did someone link this on /ck/ or something?
>> [_] Anon 3146522 >># like, um excuse me? I'm a gril anon! lol
>> [_] Anon 3146535 >># It's the way she cuts that tomato that triggers me. I keep expecting her to slice of the palm of her hand. I don't want a thumb in my stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 3146537 >># ASCII tits or GTFO!
>> [_] Anon 3146546 Why does this flash make /f/ so mad
>> [_] Anon 3146548 >># ( @ Y @ )
>> [_] Anon 3146552 >># 1. It's a wrapped cancer video with no actual flash content in it. 2. Did I mention the part about cancer? Loaded with it. 3. Weeaboo. 4. NO-BEEF STROGANOFF 5. ???? 6. prohet
>> [_] Anon 3146556 >># but its BEEFU STROGANOFFU
>> [_] Anon 3146562 >># more like beefu sutorogonafu
>> [_] Anon 3146619 beefu stu-row-no-gah-no-fu
>> [_] Anon 3146624 Everyone is getting mad at the beef substitute but not getting mad that she literally fucks up and dumps a fucking bag of flour on the beef. Didn't even brown or cook the meat in the instructions. Or the biggest fucking tragedy is that the sauce is literally boiled milk and sour cream and that is it, no broth or anything, not even flour to make some sort of white sauce (probably cause the blond bitch wasted all the fucking flour earlier when she dumped the bag). Just fucking milk and sour cream. That just sounds disgusting. >but they put salt and pepper Yeah, they put salt and pepper on fucking boiled milk and sour cream. >># Damn straight it does
>> [_] Anon 3146628 >># >Not knowing how simple it is Lmao, what a cu\ck\

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[_] >3135028 Anon 3135052 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3135056 source please
>> [_] Anon 3135058 why did i listen to that twice? get me my hangin rope
>> [_] Anon 3135059 inb4 14 comments
>> [_] Anon 3135060 >># gTk
>> [_] Anon 3135065 >inb4 triggered /ck/ member
>> [_] Anon 3135075 Adorable. The world needs more recipes in song form. Let me know when they make goulash.
>> [_] Anon 3135094 >># Goddammit. Here I fucking go. >tomatoes >not properly sauteing our sweating your aromatics >not browning your fucking beef >throwing all that shit in a pot with some milk >No stock or bullion. Just fucking milk. > "Lol and you dont even have to use beef!' Fuck these women. This is worse than watching Nerdy Nummies. Maybe instead of spending your time trying to act like a juvenile for the sake of being cute, maybe you could learn to actually fucking cook.
>> [_] Anon 3135096 >># >triggered over a silly cartoon you must be fun at parties
>> [_] Anon 3135098 Yakitake Japan looks different than I remember,
>> [_] Anon 3135102 >># kekalicious
>> [_] Anon 3135105 Anime-chan is mai waifu
>> [_] Anon 3135108 >># Cooking ain't no fucking joke. If part of the human condition is having to eat to live, I'd much rather know how to cook properly and teach people how to do so than spread stupid misinformation to make a catchy song in an anime.
>> [_] Anon 3135114 >># lulz i did raise my eyebrows when they chucked huge chunks of onion and tomatoes into the pot >># not to mention it sets us apart from animals, cant think of another species that cook their stuff. cooking our meat made it a lot easier for the body to digest, meaning we got more energy from each meal so our brains could develop immensely cooking is serious business
>> [_] Anon 3135136 >># >"like in anime and manga" >"its surprisingly simple" >everything wrong with that recipe >japs cannot into stroganoff despite claiming such is a staple in their literature and entertainment all japs in this thread pls leave.
>> [_] Anon 3135142 >># > "Lol and you dont even have to use beef!' I agree, this triggered me the most.
>> [_] Anon 3135143 >># I mean, I'm not going to berate the guy who wants to get a Quarter Pounder at McD's, but outright refusing to learn how to cook is retarded.
>> [_] Anon 3135155 >># Symphogear GX
>> [_] Anon 3135165 Maybe this is the japanese equivalent of those womens magazines that try to get you to do dumb shit in order to keep their target demographic single Like the thing where they say to "use teeth during a blowjob for extra sensation" from woemns day or some bullshit

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[_] Anon 3107653 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3107661 the boys who watch slice of life girl anime like this when they can go out and do it are the saddest most soulless people on the planet.
>> [_] Anon 3107665 >># honestly what else do you expect from weebs?
>> [_] Anon 3107675 >># >slice of life girl anime like this
>> [_] Anon 3107677 >># You are supposed to cook together with the girls and imagine yourself as your inner little girl. Step it up m8
>> [_] PvtPiotr 3107683 I was told to cook this thing today what a kek
>> [_] Anon 3107685 >># >>Beta Pleb actually thinks sex with filthy disgusting 3D skanks is a superior option. Bro, do you even kill la kill?
>> [_] Anon 3107688 >># This a gross simplification of a rather complicated dish
>> [_] Anon 3107699 >># >Life of Boris tier simplification As a begginer I'm ok with that
>> [_] Anon 3107700 >># >you will never be a little anime girl why live
>> [_] Anon 3107701 >># >Here is your (You)
>> [_] Anon 3107737 >no nice fillet of beef >milk >sour cream >no butter >no paprika >no cream This has to be the shittiest and most boring Beef Stroganoff ever. Just as expected from anime.
>> [_] Anon 3107738 >># its for people who don't know how to cook beef stroganoff in the first place. Why would you expect everyone to use your special snowflake recipe?
>> [_] Anon 3107741 >># fry beef, garlic, mushrooms and onion add tinned tomatoes and paprika add sour cream at the end so hard desu senpai
>> [_] Anon 3107752 >># >Beef Stroganoff is difficult Maybe you just fucking suck at cooking, faggot
>> [_] Anon 3107757 >># That's like saying "hey, what's that, you don't know how to build a house? Here are 4 panels of wood, build a dog house." Gimping recipes is pointless. Why make something boring when you can make something great?
>> [_] Anon 3107762 >># I suggest he better kill la kills himself
>> [_] Shiro 3107774 >># >go out and do it Go out an do what? I need context.
>> [_] Shiro 3107775 >># I think Borsch would be better I'm just sayin~
>> [_] Anon 3107780 >># When I learned how to make fuckin stroganoff in culinary school it was hard as fuck. had to make a brown sauce, turn it to a demiglace, turn that into a dijon sauce and the proceed to make a fuckin stroganoff. shits complicated.
>> [_] Anon 3107815 The worst part about it is that this recipe is WRONG. Who puts tomatoes in bloody beef stroganoff? Also where the Sour Cream? Or better yet Cream Fraiche?
>> [_] Anon 3107818 >># Have you not read any of the previous comments?
>> [_] Anon 3107819 >># No, I said complicated, not difficult
>> [_] Anon 3107833 >># Please don't remind me I suffer enough.
>> [_] Anon 3107836 >># Join a cooking class, apparently. A good one, that knows the actual recipe to beef stroganoff

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[_] For >># Anon 3093592 As requested, japanese anime grills thinking they know how to cook. Pfft. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3093596 Bitch I eat my Stroganoff with noodles. Where the fuck are my Egg Noodles?
>> [_] Anon 3093597 Thanks, anon.
>> [_] Anon 3093598 >It doesn't have to be beef
>> [_] Anon 3093608 Holy shit those huge ass tomato slices, and is that whole fucking onions when they add the milk? nigga what are you doing
>> [_] Anon 3093618 >># Shit looks more like curry than stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 3093636 >># >no noodles >no beef >tomatoes nigger what are you doing
>> [_] Anon 3093637 >># Where the fuck is my bleach.
>> [_] Anon 3093644 BEE FAH SOO TAH RO GAH NAH FO
>> [_] Anon 3093645 so does this actually help weebs to cook for themselves?
>> [_] Anon 3093651 I'd stroke off my beef to those grills.
>> [_] Anon 3093653 >cuts right next to fingers >cuts towards wrist shit nigger, teach them some goddamn knife safety
>> [_] Anon 3093661 coincidence? i think not _ZY&index=5&list=PLvNp0Boas723dWdYd0lLxuI OXkf3SCdxO
>> [_] Anon 3093676 Is this symphogear? The girls look familiar but I am not sure.
>> [_] Anon 3093683 >># Yes, it's from Symphogay. Season 3 (aka Daddy issues the season) I think. Not the best season, pale compared to the first but so much better than that sorry excuse of a second season.
>> [_] Anon 3093686 >># >S3 >S2 I need to catch up...
>> [_] Anon 3093689 >># IMO season two is shit. But you can't really skip it without missing out on a bunch of important plot for season three. It was a really hard trug of a watch after the initial eps. Season three thou is fucking great. I didn't like it as much as the first season, but damn is it good. And unlike the second season, Hibiki does Hibiki things almost through out the whole thing. And both seasons crack the gay-girl levels to 11.

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File: Beef Stroganoff.swf-(9.95 MB, 960x540, Japanese)
[_] Just had this shit for dinner.. Anon 3032975
>> [_] Anon 3033013 ...was it good?
>> [_] Anon 3033020 >># It's bland as hell. Dunno why the japs made a goddamn song outta it.
>> [_] Anon 3033022 Is this... an actual anime?
>> [_] Anon 3033025 >># Yes. It's actually from the 3rd season of Symphogear. The girls all attend a music school, so they have singing and music practice in addition to standard schoolwork... i assume they spontaneously break into song at least once a week.
>> [_] Anon 3033060 >># No they don't. The singing is usually confined to the fights. This one came completely out of nowhere and had nothing to do with anything. It was amazing.
>> [_] Anon 3033087 >># You're doing it wrong.
>> [_] Anon 3033093 I find it funny how they know for a fact that they are making this shit for full grown men and they add shit like "boys don't know this" as if they are making it for women.
>> [_] Anon 3033102 >># nigga you can't just assume that shit
>> [_] Anon 3033115 >># No, it's because it's a dish that would impress all da bois, but isn't actually that hard to make.
>> [_] Anon 3033116 >># You're dense anon, they're saying they make it for boys and it makes boys really happy, but they don't know how easy it is to make
>> [_] Anon 3033117 Who the hell put tomato's in storganoff?
>> [_] Anon 3033119 speaking as a chef, that's not how you make beef strokemeoff.. catchy though
>> [_] Anon 3033121 >># >># He's saying that the anime is for full grown men, not the dish
>> [_] Anon 3033122 >and it doesn't have to be beef Yes it fucking does you nip bitch.
>> [_] Anon 3033125 >># I see, corrected.

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[_] Anon 2989311 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2989325 what the fuck is this this is the shittiest recipe for stroganoff ever how much flower do you add? can we get some measurements? while i'm at it, how do you fuck up pouring the flour like that? jesus fuck, weeaboos make the worst things
>> [_] Anon 2989379 >># >Using measurements Enjoy eating the same shit every time faggot
>> [_] Anon 2989386 >># "It doesn't have to have beef in it!"
>> [_] Anon 2989405 Y so amusing tho?
>> [_] Anon 2989410 fuck, i should of read the filename
>> [_] Anon 2989412 how can anyone watch this without cringing? I mean what kind of weeb level do I have to achieve to actually enjoy this?
>> [_] Anon 2989414 >># can't read this without cringing :^)
>> [_] Anon 2989421 >># I want to see the show after watching this.
>> [_] Anon 2989424 >># Don't worry, it'll still get posted here, no matter how shitty it is.
>> [_] Anon 2989430 It's not a bad start for a recipe, could use some white wine though. Probably a Chardonnay.
>> [_] Anon 2989431 >Boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 2989432 >># this
>> [_] Anon 2989433 >># There are two types of males in the world. Boys who don't know how to cook, and men who do. Boys think that cooking is complicated and that women belong in the kitchen.
>> [_] Anon 2989436 >># manginanon
>> [_] Anon 2989440 >># ?
>> [_] Anon 2989447 they do just about everything incorrect, if you dont realize this is satire i feel sorry for you

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[_] Anon 2969630
>> [_] Anon 2969662 >># ironically the best thing to come out of GX
>> [_] Anon 2969743 I've realized why guys are so obsessed with anime's because the women actually act feminine. Women today are programmed from Day 1 to act like men, be equal to men, talk like men, do what men do, not to be a woman but to be a human, etc. So men are turning gay and women are becoming fat ugly man wannabes. The rest of us become nerd shut-ins who have waifus. :(
>> [_] Anon 2969747 >># I can't name any other anime that mentions beef stroganoff, why would I know it from chinese cartoons?
>> [_] Anon 2969748 What anime is this from?
>> [_] Anon 2969750 >># Symphogears GX
>> [_] Anon 2969752 >># how high are you right now
>> [_] Anon 2969755 >># I'm high on my waifu.
>> [_] Anon 2969758 >># He's kinda right though.
>> [_] Anon 2969774 >># >you know it from anime Fuck off you slant-eyed cock-hungry cunt, I know beef stroganoff from being fed it once a week growing up. Fuck your weeaboo addiction, you slag.
>> [_] Anon 2969779 >># I'm trying to figure out why the fuck they tainted delicious beef beef stroganoff with tomatoes.
>> [_] Anon 2969780 >># Mate, don't get me fucking started.
>> [_] Anon 2969785 >># >not to be a woman but to be a human I don't see how that a bad thing though.
>> [_] Anon 2969787 what
>> [_] Anon 2969788 >># My mom has a recipe scrapbook she's kept since the 70s. If she makes you something, you fucking eat it because she hasn't found something better in 45 fucking years. So let me say this: Get your motherfucking tomatoes out of my motherfucking stroganoff. This kind of shit is why Japan lost the fucking war.
>> [_] Anon 2969790 How the fuck Japan gonna turn a 3 syllable word into a 5 syllable word stro-ga-noff su-to-ga-noff-u
>> [_] Anon 2969791 >># >So men are turning gay and women are becoming fat ugly man wannabes. Reminded me of this
>> [_] Anon 2969792 >># the autism is strong in this one
>> [_] Officer 2969800 Appropriate flash. Guess what I'm having tonight.
>> [_] Anon 2969805 >># basically yea. Also I like watching giant robots fight shit.
>> [_] Anon 2969808 >># little nip girls
>> [_] Anon 2969813 2 nukes weren't enough

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[_] Everyone remember THIS? Anon 2968192 Let the ensured rage comments begin. Or *Put top hat on dinosaur* DELIGHTFUL Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2968194 posted to /ck/ a while back, didn't get much response
>> [_] Anon 2968195 not enough nigger dick
>> [_] Anon 2968202 Who the hell makes beef stroganoff with tomatoes?
>> [_] Anon 2968220 >remember Dude it was only like a month or two ago.
>> [_] Anon 2968239 >"Boys dont know this" Well fuck you, my cooking is one of the few qualities I actually am proud of. Stupid hoe.
>> [_] Anon 2968260 >cutting the tomato like that It's like they want to cut themselves.
>> [_] Anon 2968281 >># well as you know all japanese people are suicidal am i right
>> [_] Anon 2968289 >># everyone in Japan apparently
>> [_] Anon 2968299 beefu sutoroganoffu
>> [_] Anon 2968302 >># >still not a loop what are you doing with your life OP?
>> [_] Glumplin 2968313 Of course boys don't know this. You have to be a MAN OF MANLY PROPORTIONS. On another note, why aren't they using an usuba to cut vegetables?
>> [_] Anon 2968315 >># Tthe clumsy girl who made a mess of the flour cuts her hand immediately after the song.
>> [_] Anon 2968318 >># This desu.
>> [_] Anon 2968320 Pointing out that you have terrible taste in shows isn't raging.
>> [_] Anon 2968322 >># That recipe would taste like shit. that is NOT how you make beef stroganof.
>> [_] Anon 2968330 >># Anon, youre getting mad at a cartoon
>> [_] Anon 2968346 >># How do you pour flour? I mean it seems fairly clumsy the way she does it but is there some special technique that I don't know about?
>> [_] Anon 2968354 >No butter >No paprika
>> [_] Anon 2968369 >># Cetainly not dumping it from a million fucking miles high getting flour fucking everywhere the dumb fucking whore slut
>> [_] Anon 2968380 >># >># >># GDFI i lold so fucking hard, fuck you.
>> [_] Anon 2968385 >># first time i watched this and i was also thinking "this is loopable"
>> [_] Anon 2968412 >># same with me, but their recipe is pure shit of cause beef stroganov is made with beef, fuckin bitches
>> [_] !T6/TripFag 2968439 > huge onion chunks > flames that are like five feet tall It's like they want to leave chunks of raw onion in their broth or something

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[_] How to Cook Beef Stroganoff Anon 2930256 High quality and accurate instructions
>> [_] Anon 2930263 Beef stroganoff is one of the things I miss most after my mom passed away many years back. That and her chicken cacciatore...
>> [_] Anon 2930265 these instruction don't work
>> [_] Anon 2930266 >># She must have been a real bitch if the thing you miss most about her was her food.
>> [_] Anon 2930269 >># Once you lose someone, you realize you miss the little things the most
>> [_] Anon 2930275 >># I did say /one/ of the things. But yeah, her cooking had a way of melting away a lot of my issues.
>> [_] Anon 2930285 this recipe seems fucking disgusting. Why not just make pot roast instead?
>> [_] Anon 2930340 /ck/ wouldn't like this
>> [_] Anon 2930343 >># >He hates it! My favorite part is where they're shittalking boys, despite completely fucking up the recipe for Beef Stroganoff, and then suggesting that you don't need to use beef for BEEFU SUTROGANOFFU
>> [_] Anon 2930354 Ramsay would burst a blood vessel dealing with these cunts

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[_] nya Anon 2924296
>> [_] yee 2924299 This triggers the cra/ck/heads.
>> [_] Anon 2924301 >># Not this shit again
>> [_] Anon 2924341 >cooking more like cucking
>> [_] Anon 2924393 This scene was so out of place but it was great.
>> [_] Anon 2924427 That is some shit tier recipe 2D bitches can't cook for shit

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[_] Anon 2922593
>> [_] Anon 2922628 >># they're not even trying to say stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 2922632 >># you should see nips try to speak french
>> [_] Anon 2922663 >Mushrooms This kills the taste
>> [_] Anon 2922668 >># Mushrooms are great.
>> [_] Anon 2922675 Anime-chan best girl
>> [_] Anon 2922677 >># tomatoes in stroganoff no mention of noodles wat Also, yes it fucking has to be beef for beef stroganoff. If it's pork, then it's fucking pork stroganoff. Fucking japs, man.
>> [_] Anon 2922679 >># >hear about a western thing >change it to something vaguely related >claim it's the same thing >pretend to understand it the japanese way. not limited to food
>> [_] Anon 2922684 >># >make a fucking song and animation about it explaining it wrong
>> [_] Anon 2922710 >># anime sauce?
>> [_] Anon 2922712 The fuck? Is beef stroganoff something that japs really only know from anime and manga?

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[_] /aco/okingclass Anon 2921292 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2921302 >># Best part of the season.
>> [_] Anon 2921308 >># FUS YU RI!
>> [_] Anon 2921318 >># Again. MOON PEOPLE MAKE FOOD WEIRD.
>> [_] Anon 2921319 These girls need to die.
>> [_] Anon 2921320 >># Stop gobbling cocks for a second and let the yuri flow through you.
>> [_] Anon 2921326 I wish it was longer.
>> [_] Anon 2921332 their knife skills are shit. shit!
>> [_] Anon 2921339 >># [spoiler]no[/spoiler]
>> [_] Anon 2921345 >># Is the joke that they don't know how to cook? Because thats latvian levels of cooking. please be a joke, please
>> [_] Anon 2921368 >/aco/ >not /a/
>> [_] Anon 2921375 where is chris
>> [_] Anon 2921376 >># this I came here expecting it to be interrupted by YEEAAAH or BOOYAH or something what a let down
>> [_] Anon 2921384 >># Japanese style stroganoff is apparently a thing, but still doesn't resemble this recipe. Song is still cute AF though.
>> [_] Anon 2921391 >># >># Yeah, this recipe is fuckin bonkers
>> [_] Anon 2921424 Is it just me who uses cream of mushroom soup?
>> [_] Anon 2921430 >># That's because you're a pleb, but don't worry there's a lot of plebs in this world.
>> [_] Anon 2921432 >it doesn't have to be beef Well if it isn't beef then it isn't fucking beef stroganoff.
>> [_] Anon 2921434 IT'S WRONG IT'S ALL WRONG IT'S SHIT!!!

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[_] meme stroganoff Anon 2920372 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2920386 Imminent shitfest awaits
>> [_] Anon 2920390 >tomato Triggered
>> [_] Anon 2920393 Cutest thing I've ever seen on f
>> [_] Anon 2920399 More anime should spontaneously burst into song. Though, considering they all attend a school that specializes in music education, it's not that surprising.
>> [_] Anon 2920406 >cut tomato from side >clearly cut into quarters in the next shot
>> [_] Anon 2920407 Thank you
>> [_] Anon 2920412 >># This recipe is missing a half dozen ingredients. Those veggies are sliced all wrong, too. 2/10 Would fuck and dump. Not waifu material.
>> [_] Anon 2920414 Pretty sure I'm going to try cooking this
>> [_] Anon 2920421 >meat TRIGGERED
>> [_] Anon 2920423 No Worcestershire, no garlic, no beef stock.. this would taste so bland and shitty.
>> [_] Anon 2920425 What is this garbage. Who the fuck watches this shit?
>> [_] Anon 2920429 >># >More anime should spontaneously burst into song. It shouldn't. It's bad enough having american cartoons that do that shit.
>> [_] Anon 2920435 >># top fucking kek
>> [_] Anon 2920448 >"you know it from anime and manga, it's beef stroganoff" I.. I what?
>> [_] Anon 2920451 >># What makes you think the Japanese eat beef stroganoff regularly
>> [_] Anon 2920456 I hope they get an F.
>> [_] Anon 2920458 >># I don't know why anyone at all would eat beef stroganoff regularly, it's not really that great of a dish. But I wouldn't expect people to find out it exists solely through anime and manga.
>> [_] Anon 2920469 >># damn it soo hungry
>> [_] Anon 2920477 >># Rude
>> [_] Anon 2920478 The moon people cook all kinds of shit weird. They put apples in their curry, put their curry on schnitzel, and put their schnitzel on rice. The fuck you expect?
>> [_] Anon 2920483 >># Don't talk shit about apples in curry.
>> [_] Anon 2920484 They can give me some beef stroken off any time.
>> [_] Anon 2920486 I'd like to see them stroganoff my beef if you know what I'm sayin'
>> [_] Anon 2920493 >># >># punmind
>> [_] Anon 2920497 >># Le upboat.
>> [_] Anon 2920503 >Comments more entertaining than flash itself Good job /f/
>> [_] Anon 2920509 Komatsu Mikako's got a pretty nice singing voice
>> [_] Chollux 2920510 I too will make this, but there is a good bit missing, perhaps a quarter-dozen more ingredients?
>> [_] Anon 2920511 >># Or maybe an eighth-dozen more ingredients
>> [_] Chollux 2920514 Now that's some fine dining.
>> [_] Anon 2920515 Who puts quartered tomatoes in fucking anything? >the meat doesn't have to be beef FUCK YOU IT DOESN'T
>> [_] Anon 2920516 >># >fine GET OUT
>> [_] Anon 2920521 Ya gotta do the cookin' from the book
>> [_] Anon 2920526 beefu su-tor-r-gan-offu >i havent eaten in 28 hours
>> [_] Anon 2920527 >># >beef stroganoff >tomato WRONG!
>> [_] Anon 2920529 It's a flash of anime girls singing about cooking. Why the fuck does this have 35 replies?
>> [_] Anon 2920534 >># >triggered and rekt
>> [_] Anon 2920536 >># they got on /F/, if that works.
>> [_] Anon 2920537 >># 'Cause cooking is serious shit man.
>> [_] Anon 2920540 >># If you make any stews or do vegetable reduction, that's where it's mostly applied.
>> [_] Anon 2920541 Why does she go into catgirl mode part way through?
>> [_] Anon 2920542 is it odd that i know beef stroganoff from a lot of places except anime & manga?
>> [_] Anon 2920545 > Be me > Be live in louisiana in comparison every other place on earth has shit tier food
>> [_] Anon 2920546 >># Pretty weird isn't it, generally tons of replies are because of arguing of some stupid random topic or the flash was special
>> [_] Anon 2920547 where the fuck is the hood at? you disappoint me /f/
>> [_] Anon 2920550 >># >hating musicals nigga you gay
>> [_] Anon 2920556 >Beef stroganoff >You probably know it from your anime or manga >Russian dish wat
>> [_] Anon 2920557 >># it's one of those dishes that's eaten all over the world.
>> [_] Anon 2920584 >># >liking musicals no u
>> [_] Anon 2920603 >># Is this that anime where the magical girls are song powered?

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[_] The Beef Stroganoff Song Anon 2919256 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2919259 >># this is a horrible over simplification of what is a fairly complicated dish
>> [_] Anon 2919268 >No butter >No paprika
>> [_] Anon 2919272 >># My thoughts exactly. This isn't how you do this at all. I'm 99% sure they used bacon instead of beef. WTF ARE THEY DOING TO THIS DELICATE DISH.
>> [_] Anon 2919274 Beef Strokin'off sucks anyway.
>> [_] Anon 2919276 /ck/ would have a stroke if they saw this
>> [_] Anon 2919278 I ordered it at a fancy restaurant expecting something marvelous and it just felt like normal beef
>> [_] Anon 2919284 >japan >incharge of cooking There's a reason why they eat so much raw shit
>> [_] Anon 2919285 >># Fucking include the source if you're the OP of this flash
>> [_] Anon 2919287 >># If you can manage to stumble out of your state of retard tunnel vision for just a moment, you'll find the source in the lower right of the flash in the first fucking second.
>> [_] Anon 2919288 >12 syllables just for "boys don't know this" Japanese is a silly language.
>> [_] Anon 2919292 >># nigga i cant read tojo language
>> [_] Anon 2919293 >># who the fuck can read moon runes
>> [_] Anon 2919296 SOURCE NOOOOW
>> [_] Anon 2919298 >boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 2919301 >># No soy, they do not fry the vegetables first... no chili. 0/10 would beat up wife if given.
>> [_] Anon 2919302 They can stroganoff my beef, if you get what I'm saying.
>> [_] Anon 2919303 >># Autism Its Senki Zesshou Symphogear GX
>> [_] Anon 2919307 >># >being on 4chan >not being able to read japanese literally cancer
>> [_] Anon 2919308 >># >># It says fucking Symphogear GX in English, tongue biters. Fucks sake.
>> [_] Anon 2919309 What the hell are you guys talking about? >># >butter >paprika >># >soy >chili This is simple, and they are doing it wrong. >Fry shreded beef, high temp in oil, until colored >Add finely chopped onion and garlic, fry >Add sliced mushroom, fry >Add white wine, until boiling >Add veal stock, dijon mustard, tomato paste >Salt and pepper >Add creme fraiche and parsley
>> [_] Anon 2919318 as if some shitty japanime rendition of making beef stroganoff gets this many comments. fuckin /f/
>> [_] Anon 2919320 >># >boys don't know this bunch of dudes arguing in the comments
>> [_] Anon 2919322 >># /f/ is a Japanese Culture board, you pantload. This shit should be obvious
>> [_] Anon 2919323 oh let them pretend they know what theyre doing, theyre just weeb women
>> [_] Anon 2919329 i had fuckin stroganoff two nights ago and it looks like someone took a skirt steak and someone just came all over it. tastes pretty good though.
>> [_] Anon 2919334 /ck/, i'm surprised you're into /f/
>> [_] Anon 2919350 >># You're god damn right I'm pissed off. Not only are their knife skills dangerous to the point of making me flinch, but this is not beef stroganoff. Holy fuck Japan, get your shit together; this is why I can never watch anime that involves cooking as a plot point.
>> [_] Anon 2919352 >># >Symphongear GX >Cooking show please god help this anon
>> [_] Anon 2919356 >># >Implying I even bothered to care what it's from. I said "plot point", but I guess it would have been more accurate to say something like "ever focuses on cooking". Most animators can only afford to eat shit from convenience stores and don't even bother looking up videos on how to make a dish before they start drawing it based off their poor understanding of how the dish is constructed.
>> [_] Anon 2919369 >># kek
>> [_] Anon 2919370 >boys don't know this
>> [_] Anon 2919379 >># >kek
>> [_] Anon 2919386 /f/ - Beef Stroganoff
>> [_] Anon 2919389 >># xiao mei mei confuses most people about what the hell this board even is most days
>> [_] Anon 2919401 >># A giant circle jerk of the same 10 memes, porn, music and shitty youtube rips
>> [_] Anon 2919404 >># Exactly, goddammit
>> [_] Anon 2919409 >># >># >># > no egg noodles > Shit nigger, what kind of shitty sauce are you making and eating on it's own?
>> [_] Anon 2919411 Okay cunts. Want to make a poor mans Stroganoff? What you need: Ground beef (it's a poormans guide) Egg Noodles (use rice if you want as well as the 20lbs rice bags can get you the same price as 1 bag of egg noodles.) Red Cap Milk Stroganoff Gravy packs (If you prefer to use gravy made from scratch, go right ahead, it'll add more flavor.) 1 Onion (dice it) All this should only cost around 9$ and can feed you for 2-3 days if you're not a fucking fatty. It's a heavy meal. Get that water boiling for the egg noodles. While you do that, dice the onion, throw it in a skillet, put some oil in there and sweat them, while they sweat, season the beef with pepper, salt, garlic powder, and anything thing else. Feel free to season the beef how you want, this is what I use cause it taste fine. Make them into meatballs, throw them in the skillet with the onions to let them cook. This should be your que to throw the egg noodles in the boiling water to get them cooking now. Oncethemeatballsaredone,pluckthemoutofth eskilletfornow.Letthemrestandfinishcookin gofftheskillet.Now,whenyoulookintotheskil letwhatdoyousee?Someshitthatwillbethebase foryourgravy.Grabthemilk,turntheheattoash otasitcangoforthisfirstpart.Poorthemilkin theskilletSLOWLYyoufucks.Anyonecansuckadi ck,butit'shardtomakesomedecentgravy.After youfillitwithsomemilk,useoneofthepacketsy ougot.Stirthatshit.Addmoremilkslowlyandgr aduallylowertheheat,thishelpsthegravythic kenlikeyourdickwhenyou'reaboutreadytoeats omestroganoff.Iusuallyusearound1/2-1/4oft hemilkwhendoingthis,DONOTUSETOOMUCHotherw isethegravywillthinoutandyou'llhavetoactu allymakesomerouxtoaddtoit,andthisiswhyyou addthemilkslowly.Throwinthesecondpacketaf terawhileandrepeattillthegravythickens.Pu tthemeatballsinandletitsimmer.Drainnoodle sandthereyougo, congrats, you did it Shinji.
>> [_] Anon 2919413 >># Have you seen /f/ in a bag? We have at least 15 memes
>> [_] Anon 2919414 >># good, but you're missing an emulsifier. if you want the sauce to come out more like gravy, you need to emulsify it. also the tomato paste needs to be wrangled under control else it will taste like a curry. some people think "tomato paste" means "a whole fucking can of tomato paste". so to emulsify, it's useful to flour the meat before frying, because if you do, you don't have to introduce roux, which would add more flavours, which complicates a dish that's supposed to be simple. to be clear, you can also not use flour. this will make it come out closer to a soup than a gravy. neither's wrong, but imo the gravy recipe has better mouth feel. but the soupy version tastes just as good. >># >he criticizes people for not being huge anime nerds literally nobody cares what animes you're familiar with
>> [_] Anon 2919416 >># Ran out of room, but you want to CONSTANTLY stir that gravy until it thickens. Then repeat until you've added both packs and it's thick enough.. Whisking it can work, I use a spoon sometimes as well. Stir that shit till your arms hurts just like the first time you discovered masturbation.
>> [_] Anon 2919418 >mfw thread full of boys who don't know what they're talking about
>> [_] Anon 2919419 >># I don't think that xiao mei mei is in that though It's missing another meme too I think. What's in the most recent one?
>> [_] Anon 2919420 These animu girls discovered a few easy steps to making beef stroganoff: /ck/ hates them!
>> [_] Anon 2919423 ストロガノッフ
>> [_] Anon 2919424 >># The thing is, in an average Japanese home, this recipe works. Japanese beef is different from Europe's and America's. Their veggies have a sweeter taste too. I wouldn't call it beef stroganoff though. It works for over there.
>> [_] Anon 2919425 >># Sutoroganoffu
>> [_] Anon 2919427 >># This recipe is looks like spaghetti sauce and milk
>> [_] Anon 2919428 >># >literally nobody cares what animes you're familiar with Normal fags need to leave please
>> [_] Anon 2919429 >># Japan can't into gravy. They have no clue what the fuck it is. All they can make is sauce.
>> [_] Anon 2919432 >># > Normal fags need to leave please > Normal fags > not normalfags Gaiafags need to leave please
>> [_] Anon 2919433 >># So if I made a chicken, and used the leftover chicken water with flour and various things to make gravy, japan would think i'm eating liquid shit or something?
>> [_] 3 2919434 >># Am learning Japanese, can confirm. They're fucking idiots.
>> [_] Anon 2919437 >># >le rosetta stone?
>> [_] Anon 2919443 >># >water >gravy pick one
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