STORY LOOP FURRY PORN GAMES C SERVICES [?] [R] RND POPULAR | Archived flashes: 229595 |
/disc/ · /res/ — /show/ · /fap/ · /gg/ · /swf/ | P0001 · P2595 · P5190 |
Visit the flash's index page for basic data and a list of seen names.
Threads (143):
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] somebody was in need of a game... Anon 3506612 ... SO HERE'S MOTHERFUCKING DICE WARS! >> [_] Anon 3506645 Thanks
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Games? Anon 3505659
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHER FUCKING DICEWARS! Anon 3505153 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3505159 >># YEAH >> [_] Anon 3505202 >># WOOOOOOOO DICE WARS. >CHADDED DICEWARS POSTER SAVING MY BORING ASS NIGHT AT WORK >> [_] Anon 3505206 that was more fun than I anticipated. >> [_] Anon 3505210 I had to delete this game from my computer a few years back because I spent way too much time playing it.
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS Anon 3502499 GET THE FUCK IN HERE AND ROLL SOME GODDAMN DICE
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS Anon 3500468 >> [_] Anon 3500501 YEAAAHH BITCH! >> [_] Anon 3500502 FUCK YEA DICEWARS
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING DICE WARS Anon 3500176 >> [_] Anon 3500185 got it on my phone >> [_] Anon 3500230 >># WOOOOOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE DICE
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS! Anon 3498355
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS Anon 3495436 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DICE BROS? >> [_] Anon 3495441 I have never once won a game of dice wars. >> [_] Anon 3495464 >># IA is cheating its rolls. >> [_] Anon 3495465 >># git >># gud >> [_] Anon 3495466 >># I didn't say I wasn't winning.
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] IT'S MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS Anon 3494461 >> [_] Anon 3494463 I'm getting tired of dicewards
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS Anon 3493979 >> [_] Anon 3493980 I fucking hate dice >> [_] Anon 3493983 >># git gut nigga >> [_] Anon 3494046 just got gameover without even having a turn lol >> [_] Anon 3494056 FUCK YEA DICEWARS!!! Have you tried the online version? Kinda kills the pace with the dice animation.
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING DICE WARS! Anon 3493866 >> [_] Anon 3493867 WOOOOOOOOO I FUCKING LOVE DICE >> [_] Anon 3493880 >># shame the ai is so shit >> [_] Anon 3493882 >># Well I think the game is from 2001 so deel weet it >> [_] Anon 3493883 >># yeah ik, ive played dice wars since forever. shame its impractical to play irl >> [_] Anon 3493891 >># >he doesn't have 400 die laying around ngmi >> [_] Anon 3493909 >># dnd players be like "its my time to shine"
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3493743 >> [_] LoKvG 3493746 I must win! >> [_] Anon 3493750 why does equal dice always go to program? >> [_] Anon 3493766 >># it goes to one defending >> [_] Anon 3493809 >># I still suck at it. >> [_] Anon 3493811 >># the main idea is to get as many tiles connected together as possible, because that is how many die you get in the next turn generally claim a corner, turtle up, don't get a tile next to one that has way too many die than you and everything else is up to the [spoiler]rigged[/spoiler] randomizer
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS Anon 3493616 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3493617 FUCK YEAH >> [_] Anon 3493620 GOD I FUCKING LOVE DICE >> [_] olddude !UY2OTHGii6 3493626 Dear God this is addictive! >> [_] Anon 3493633 MOTHERFUCKING DICE!! >> [_] Anon 3493634 NIGGER!!! >> [_] sussy cunt 3493635 AKILL ALL BLAKCS >> [_] Anon 3493637 >># >># grandpa forgot his meds again >> [_] Anon 3493639 I LOVE DICE SO FUCKING MUCH BROS >> [_] Anon 3493670 Just had a fucklong game. The playback took around 4 minutes. >> [_] Anon 3493673 >># The playback is way too slow. >> [_] Anon 3493688 YES >> [_] Anon 3493689 that moment when youre an oldfag...... >> [_] Anon 3493694 anybody ever decompiled this to find out for sure if the computer is cheating its rolls or not? >> [_] Anon 3493703 >># I have felt like it actually did considering the small odds it had during different sets. I will actually give it a try. Might give an update later. >> [_] Anon 3493708 >># >># they absolutely cheat abso fucking lutely
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3493453 >> [_] Anon 3493456 finally won my first match >> [_] Anon 3493465 >># >starting game >fun rng strategy >finishing game >have to win 10 coin flips in a row or else it'll last forever 10/10
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS!!!!! Anon 3491837 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3491838 Always good to give these another go >> [_] Anon 3491865 I've been playing this for 1 hr now. >> [_] Anon 3491921 https://store.steampowered.com/app/22550 20/Qdice/
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] IT'S MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS!!! Anon 3491570 >> [_] Anon 3491580 Gotta love Dicewars >> [_] Anon 3491584 ok. this is the bad rng one >> [_] Anon 3491586 Man I played this a lot in 2010-2015 but it totally left my memory until opening this dicewars.swf and being met with the menu. Dementia at 21 lets goooo!! Great game btw
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS!!! Anon 3491335 >> [_] Anon 3491336 >># Don't you just love it when the bot wins every 1:1 engagement? >> [_] Anon 3491338 >># my fav part is when i need 4 twin towers to beat single stack of 8 or 7 dies >> [_] Anon 3491356 Bide until there is nothing left. >> [_] Anon 3491367 >># How about another one?
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS Anon 3491251 >> [_] Anon 3491252 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >> [_] Pochita 3491259 >># Do you like this one? >> [_] Anon 3491264 Fuck. what was the name of the other flash strategy /g/ame that was the island of Japan? >> [_] Anon 3491269 >># Great_War_of_Prefectures.swf >> [_] Anon 3491283 >># Sengoku Rance >> [_] Anon 3491296 i hate the color pink >> [_] Anon 3491300 Purple chads, let's roll
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3483573 >> [_] Anon 3483581 c'mon man you gotta title it right, you can't just post dice wars and say ' '
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3483166 >> [_] Anon 3483172 fucking rigged >> [_] Anon 3483191 >># git gud >> [_] Anon 3483205 >># try and turtle on a peninsula and move your dice strategically to isolate the largest enemy stacks so they can't go on the offensive with them and have to use their smaller ones. Do this until you have a massive numerical advantage and then rape their shit like the subhuman non-blues they are. >> [_] Anon 3483209 >># damn, i love this game
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3482912 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3482943 the classic >> [_] Anon 3483003 I am legally required to play this every time it is posted
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3482794 >> [_] Anon 3482812 fucking love and hate dicewars >> [_] Anon 3482816 >># same bro. It's so satisfying when you actually win a long game
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3482671 >> [_] Anon 3482696 >># oh yeah baby time to roll some dice
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3482600
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3482514 >> [_] Anon 3482536 LEEEETS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!! >> [_] Anon 3482553 >># OH FUCK IM CUMMING!!!!!!
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3482407 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3482442 >># Every time this is posted I have to win a game. >> [_] Anon 3482443 >># what, everytime you post this you need to suck a dick? >> [_] Anon 3482460 >># fuck this luck based dogshit man motherfucking dicewars. >> [_] Anon 3482471 Love Dicewars >> [_] Anon 3482484 i just played this and it was before i saw this ,, #faccts >> [_] Anon 3482485 >># DO YOU PLAY THIS ONE? >> [_] Anon 3482490 how can this game be so damn good?
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3482345 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3482372 >># sir i'll have you know i'm a recovering dicewars addict. was. i was a recovering addict >> [_] Anon 3482384 >># Who's your worst enemy anon? For me, it's dark green. >> [_] Anon 3482393 >># Mine too. Purple too.
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MOTHERFUCKING DICEWARS Anon 3482198 >> [_] Anon 3482214 >># gay >> [_] Anon 3482215 should i dox dreamsexuals? >> [_] Anon 3482249 Do you play this one?
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Motherfucking DICEWARS Anon 3482010 >> [_] Anon 3482051 >># NOW I HAVE ALL THE DICE MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >> [_] Anon 3482080 Green is such a piece of shit. >> [_] Anon 3482084 If you can't 1v1 the bot going second, you aren't a true dice warrior >> [_] Anon 3482085 ebic battle 1 vs 1 on a 1 path choke.
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3480007 Dicewars
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3479795 Motherfucking dicewars time >> [_] Anon 3479819 >># god bless the best game on /f/
File: dice_wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3478971
File: dice_wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3478071 >> [_] Anon 3478072 That was fun as fuck. What are the rules? I wanna play this at home >> [_] Anon 3478089 Shitty game, I loved it. >> [_] Anon 3478092 I forgot about this game >> [_] Anon 3478124 Is three player allowed?
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Dice Wars Anon 3462024 >> [_] Anon 3462053 Has anyone one anything in this? >> [_] Anon 3462059 I just won. You need to git gud. Protip: Look for isolated spaces where you can stock up on die. >> [_] Anon 3462063 >># the number of panels in your largest connected landmass equal the number of dice you receive at the end of the turn, so its a good idea to play defensively and cut off other large landmasses >> [_] Anon 3462068 >># I finally won this fucking game >> [_] The nobody 3462070 fuck Dice Wars >> [_] Anon 3462071 lol is not that hard to win guise. >> [_] Anon 3462091 >># me two nigger >> [_] Anon 3462108 Finally got one. A 1-1. >> [_] Anon 3462117 >># /f/ sux at videogames.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3423918
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] so I heard you wanted more games Anon 3393770 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3393771 That's a fun game >> [_] Anon 3393810 thank you for the fun game >> [_] Anon 3393876 >># hahaha instant death
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS, NIGGA? El Bumpo !!WfeXfYY1Xq2 3390170 Enjoy >> [_] Anon 3390206 nihar is gay >> [_] Anon 3390212 >># boring as shit >> [_] Anon 3390217 >># incorrect >> [_] Anon 3390223 >CPU wins 80% of rolls lmao this is the hacked version >> [_] Anon 3390232 >># pussy. just beat it >> [_] Anon 3390233 >># Won first try, scrub. >> [_] Anon 3390234 >># >he can't beat the computer 1v1 while going second Git gud, skrub >> [_] Anon 3390238 >># jesus you fucking retard are you attacking into them instead of letting them attack into you? >> [_] Anon 3390259 >># retard i just won second game with 8 players
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] oh shit Anon 3388764 here we go again Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3388769 this is actually really fun wtf I've been playing this for more than an hour and I can't stop >> [_] Anon 3388773 Tactical statistics, I love it. Brilliant game design. >> [_] Anon 3388783 >># >roll RNG to win >brilliant game design Boy, demands sure went low at this point. Sure it's a nice little game with little effort and good outcome, but man, it's literally rolling dices. And it's even rigged in the enemy's favor. >> [_] Anon 3388785 >># What are you talking about? RNGfest=/=probability management, which is the point of this game. The idea is to come up with an approach to average risk and space movement which expedites your board dominance, and additional strategy is added by the possibility of high-level dice stacks far from other dice controlled by the same player, bating the opponent, and setting up for paths of decreasing numbers which you can take out without being flanked by larger enemy stacks once the moving stack is depleted. There is luck, but the amount of time that luck comes up more-or-less evens the odds for players in the long run. If don't win at least three-forths of the time against these CPUs, you're doing something wrong. That being said, the game doesn't work at all in 2-player, so I don't know why they included it. >> [_] Anon 3388787 >># everything you said is true, but the deciding factor is at the end RNG, which is never a really good game design, as it's just saying "ahh fuck defining specifics, just put in numeric values that represent everything that we can play against each other". Back in the day technology wasn't advanced enough to handle encounters (in RPGs f.e.) any other way (and still feature some probability that isn't the same battles everytime), but today - there isn't much excuse for building your system around pseudo-random chances, apart from that being really easy to implement I didn't say it was GACHASHIT, but still, calling it brilliant game design just goes too far imo. >> [_] Anon 3388790 >Brilliant game design. Fuck it, I'll bite this bait. Strategy doesn't matter if your 3 dice roll loses to 1 die rolls by the opponent everytime. Stop trying to act like this shit is fair and has any deeper meaning than rolling fucking dice, you absolute retard. Never post here again. >> [_] Anon 3388791 >># I see what you're saying, but the reason I called it brilliant was that it was the best simple stats-management risk-vs-reward sort of game I've seen, as well as for it's IRL replicability. It was more for its very well-executed novelty than anything else, since I imagine making such a minimalist game which still feels entirely fresh is very difficult; I could very easily see this being a staple of gambling halls in some far-off world. To each his own, I guess. >> [_] Anon 3388792 >># Don't call shit b8 if it's obviously not supposed to be from the way it's written. But that aside, it's risk management. if you and your opponent roll enough dice, it statistically evens out (although the board in the flash is to small and randomized, which skews this). Do you think people get good win rates in games of netdecked MTG at a pro level via pure chance? >> [_] Anon 3388793 >># Oh, and the way the randomized startup positions are selected isn't enough to be impartial, but that's part of the aforementioned randomized board problem >> [_] Anon 3388794 >Don't call shit b8 if it's obviously not supposed to be from the way it's written. >Tactical statistics, I love it. Brilliant game design. How new are you? These threads always go to the gutter cause of a few retards protect this game like it has any deeper meaning than getting into a corner, geting 8 dice and just waiting for the opponent to attack and fail, just to get their territory one step at a time. Everyone knows how dumb this shit is. The game was not made to show any good mechanics anyhow. It was made to show how low the filesize could get while still having an "enjoyable" game. I seriously hope you're just baiting for free replies and I'm being dumb with replying. You are not getting anymore free replies from me. Go be dumb somewhere else and never post here ever again. >> [_] Anon 3388795 So what is it? >> [_] Anon 3388796 >># >These threads always This is a common thing? But the game does have a lot of potential if you removed the confounding elements, regardless of what the author intended; Tetris was created for a similarly arbitrary, computing-related reason. Basically all the issues you're addressing are one's I've previously addressed. It's not the flash I'm saying is good, with its retarded CPUs and randomized board which will inevitably favor one side or another, it's the core gameplay's potential as a multiplayer game. Also why the flaming? >> [_] Anon 3388797 >># >># Only understood the OP now since I'm a retard, gonna check the archives out of curiosity. >> [_] Anon 3388798 If y'all wanna play a game that relies on actual strategy and some luck, but no RNG and no dice, try Diplomacy, there's a bunch of sites online. It's like Risk, but better and for the true patrician >> [_] Anon 3388802 >># >># Just checked 4plebs and it seems every time this flash's been posted, at least under the file names dicewars and dice wars, it's full of people praising the game, claiming that the computer cheats and that it's impossible to use strategy, or complaining about the same things I am. What the fuck are you talking about retard. >> [_] Anon 3388804 >># Oh, and for the record, >3259727 seems to have the most legitimate criticisms >> [_] Anon 3388815 IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT IN 2 PLAYER MODE >> [_] Anon 3388821 >># Really? When I want ez mode I just go down to 2 players and keep resetting till I get the first move. >> [_] Anon 3388827 >># put more stats into luck, scrub B^) >> [_] Anon 3388869 You have to be sober to play this game and it cheats which is why it sucks >> [_] Anon 3388874 >># Okay, so it's decided then. We consult Holly. >> [_] Anon 3388878 I don't see why you guys are having so much trouble strategizing. I win almost every match. The largest aspect usually ends up being the map creation and unit placement though. The AI is pretty easy to overcome even then though.
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] THAT TIME AGAIN Anon 3388433 >> [_] Anon 3388437 >># I fucking hate this game. Why do I play it every time it's posted? https://i.imgur.com/HTp1TXe.png >> [_] Anon 3388504 >># I unironically love this game and play it every time it's posted. I also post it quite a bit, but that's besides the point. >> [_] Anon 3388506 >># lmao, good to know I'm not the only /f/aggot who enjoys this cancerous game. >> [_] DEIMI 3388510 >># i still can beat this game XD >> [_] Anon 3388512 >It's 1AM >I finish another game of dice wars >I am in a trance, and happy that the one little safe space for retards like me still remains pure >thank you /f/ >> [_] Anon 3388513 >2 pathetic dice vs my 8 >12 vs 9 every fucking time
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3385880 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3385885 >># after 5 hrs it got boring find new game op >> [_] Anon 3385888 It's impossible to win 1 v 1 >> [_] Anon 3385896 >># bullshit >> [_] Anon 3385898 oh shit here we go again >facepalm.jpg >> [_] Anon 3385905 >># https://files.catbox.moe/doiwpg.mkv ez >> [_] Anon 3385912 Been playing this for years and I only just now won for the first time >> [_] Anon 3385915 >># that's just.... sad. But Kudos, play more! >> [_] Anon 3385935 at first i was like "Spread far and wide, claim all the territory!" But then I kept losing and realized Trump was right, having a Strong border is really all you need for your country. >> [_] Anon 3385936 >># How to win at 1v1: Step 1: Go first ... And that has concluded our tutorial. >> [_] Anon 3386026 >># thanks for the tutorial anon won my first time >> [_] Anon 3386029 >># >tfw finally won first game The first time it's happened. >> [_] Anon 3386031 >># Plow into their territory Let their stack plow through yours Flank 'em from within, then secure yer border It's an AI anon, you can think 1 step ahead of em >> [_] Anon 3386032 i won a few times in the past but holy fuck im unlucky right now. 6v6 i lose a lot more than 50/50
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3376914 >> [_] Anon 3376929 this was great thanks anon >> [_] Anon 3376938 >># im so addicted to this game FML >> [_] Anon 3376950 >># a classic, always time well spent
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Dice Risk Anon 3345148
File: dice game.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] let's play a game, anon… 3342848 no [G], in my /f/? For several weeks now, i have to play this simple-as-shit strategy game - saved six years ago - every day when i'm drunk. am i addicted? >> [_] Anon 3342849 its a classic, never gets old >> [_] Anon 3342852 >># I love watching the history after it's over seeing myself comeback from owning only 1 piece of land with 2 dice >> [_] Anon 3342903 Fuck this game and it's bullshit "r"ng
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] It's sunday. Let's post games. Anon 3323541 >> [_] Anon 3323613 did we ever get definite proof that the computer is cheating? >> [_] Anon 3323616 >># I consistently win, so no. Pick your battles, don't start a game where you don't have a good chance to spread out continuous territory and maintain it. There are definitely times where you'll get a game where you won't win no matter what you do, so you just skip those until you get a decent chance.
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] . 3303090 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3303151 Still fucking bullshit frenlo >> [_] Anon 3303154 >># git gud >> [_] Anon 3303155 I actually won one, nice >> [_] Anon 3303161 >># even with bs luck, it's almost impossible to lose after the 2nd turn if you know how to exploit the ai. this game still sucks though >> [_] Anon 3303187 >># how do you exploit AI? >> [_] Anon 3303214 >># Oh yeah, getting your tower destroyed by two dice is the worse >> [_] Anon 3303225 >># GIT U D >>>/wsg/2028523 >> [_] Anon 3303242 >># It's simple: attack areas that have a lower dice count than the one you're attacking from, and make sure that you don't leave areas exposed after attacking.
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] ethan's real name is joel Anon 3302384 hehexd >> [_] Anon 3302446 And he is a son of the west
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3301337 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3301343 This game is bullshit. The rolls always go to your enemy even when they have fewer di. >> [_] Anon 3301368 >># fuck off retard >> [_] Anon 3301380 Trick that I discovered is to be aggressive and always try to get as many places as you can. Always attack a place that has equal or less dice than one of yours next to it. The computer does the same thing, and every time I tried to play it safe, the computer always ended up with more dice than me after every turn and was eventually able to crush me. >> [_] Anon 3301432 Someone explain to me how your dice pool grows? >> [_] Anon 3301433 >># dice pool grows by the amount of territories you have >> [_] Anon 3301436 >># It grows by the amount of territories that are connected. Territories that are cut off from the rest will not generate dice. >> [_] Anon 3301437 >># fucking shitter >>>/wsg/2017405 >> [_] Anon 3301460 >># You suck >> [_] Anon 3301506 https://gyazo.com/3a1567067cd8b32f563e9a e4c3a4c7ea Defensive strat only strat
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3300484 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3300595 Sure do love losing the game before I even play >> [_] Anon 3300600 fuck this faggot ass game, 3 more dice than the neighbor towers and I still get a lower roll twice in a row
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] POST YOUR BEST GAMES Anon 3299476
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Shoutout to Nam Nguyen Anon 3296361
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] [G] November Anon !oldfagQjTA 3294045 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3294093 >># Why does it give more dices to some colors? >> [_] Anon 3294097 >># because it hates faggots >> [_] Anon 3294165 amazing game >> [_] Anon !oldfagQjTA 3294169 >># you're amazing >> [_] Anon 3294183 What determines how many of your stacks get dice at the end of the round
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3271231 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3271322 wow, this is epic
File: ¡DICE! Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Other) [_] Anon 3258621
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] [A][M][E][S] Anon 3252088
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Dice Game 3247082 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3247083 /f/ >> [_] :v 3247096 triggered >> [_] Anon 3247152 No matter what tactics you use. If you attack a space with the same number of dices you're guaranteed to lose them, it's fucking bullshit. >> [_] Anon 3247157 this is pure shit >> [_] Anon 3247158 >># >># git gud fegits >> [_] Anon 3247160 just won, wee >> [_] Anon 3247163 I just found out that you save up reserve dices when all of your territories are full. >> [_] Anon 3247167 I won! For the first time ever, I won! >> [_] Anon 3247168 >># play more, troll less >> [_] Anon 3247171 >># Every time I see one of my favorite flash games, I feel like /f/ is gonna almost die again life is pain >> [_] Anon 3247173 >># Why is that? /f/ died like 7 years ago. Flash is very obsolete. >> [_] Anon 3247176 >># how can it be obsolete if it doesn't have a successor >> [_] Anon 3247178 >># because it has, multiple, on android. >> [_] Anon 3247179 >># Besides i'm talking about Flash, the program, it progressively stopped being relevant with the years. >> [_] Anon 3247181 >># >on android objection dismissed >> [_] Anon 3247182 >># name me a program that lets you browse through music loops without the annoying silence between repeating or changing songs
File: dice.swf?%3E62366719584-6461750528-48496 944.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3221018 >> [_] Anon 3221034 i love your filename >> [_] Anon 3221048 >># DICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3218576 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3218672 I won https://www.dropbox.com/s/dwz9rlrm30r3o1 e/Dice%20Wars%20Win.png?dl=0 >> [_] Anon 3218679 I win! >> [_] Anon 3218682 goy vey I havent played this since most niggers on this piss website were still cum in daddies hangers
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3206503
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3199565 Fun game. >> [_] Anon 3199591 hey that was pretty fun >> [_] Anon 3199596 >># one of my favorites, but does it have to be spammed every single day? there's a lot of other good ones too.... keepy-uppy, double memes, etc... just sayin' >> [_] Anon 3199643 3 tile front line, 20 dice per turn and it sticks the whole stack in the back. thanks, AI. >> [_] Anon 3199749 >># >posted twice in a row >STOP SPAMMING lel >> [_] Anon 3199750 >># without hyperbole, I have nothing. LITERALLY NOTHING.
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] another cool game for yall Anon 3199195 >> [_] Anon 3199222 >># Keep getting destroyed in endgame. >> [_] Anon 3199227 Brings back memories lad. Actually coded a near clone of this game with multiplayer back in the day for an assignment. >> [_] Anon 3199231 All my friends are asleep, I have Chinese food and Dice Wars is posted. Time for a party. >> [_] Anon 3199254 Hilarious little mod. Not enough to make enough of an impact to be instantly noticable, but enough to make the endgame quite interesting. And those that want to know what I'm talking about, look at what you roll every time :) >> [_] Anon 3199269 Is losing on turn 2 normal? >> [_] Anon 3199287 >># try being a bit more passive, making sure to move in a way that keeps your biggest dice up front
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Let's conquer the hexes! Anon 3191877 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3191897 I love this game >> [_] Anon 3191919 you get new dice according to your biggest connected area >> [_] Anon 3192005 This game is fucking impossible >> [_] Anon 3192036 >># Start with only 2 players, and play until you can beat one enemy. Then move up to 3. >> [_] Anon 3192048 it's all fun and games, until you have half the map and the AIs team up
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3187983 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3187984 still a fun game but winning is ridiculously easy now. i don't have trouble with it even if i play with max players, start on the first map, and get nearly wiped before my first turn >> [_] Anon 3188048 >># >now what does that mean? >> [_] Anon 3188057 Good stuff >> [_] Anon 3188062 >># I think he means that the game is challenging at first but if you get addicted to it you'll start to get better and eventually victory is easier to attain. Over time, you basically know how win in any situation, even one were you get destroyed on turn 1 with maximum players. Personally I find it harder with less players because winners and losers are cut out after a couple of turns. With more players you have a chance to survive because they shift focus away from you after they've wiped you out. But it's less fun imo. >> [_] Anon 3188063 >># i always play with just three players myself, find it most fun >> [_] Anon 3188180 stuck in a stalemate only 2 players with two sides of the map connected by 1 tile and every spot has max dice with 15 to each player :(
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3186951 >> [_] Anon 3186963 >3 dice beating my 8 dice Today is not my lucky day >> [_] Anon 3186966 the game where they always roll high and you always roll low >> [_] Anon 3186977 Do you get more dice per turn depending on how many spaces you control? >> [_] Anon 3187013 >># yes >> [_] Anon 3187017 If only there were online >> [_] Anon 3187040 >># your biggest connected area = dices per turn separate smaller zones don't count
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3156168
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] OLDFAG DAY Anon 3153581
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Dices Wars Anon 3128394 Orgegano Commentus >> [_] Anon 3128409 This game is very hard when it's just 2 factions.
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] John Moses Browning 3127663 >> [_] Anon 3127736 I expect you lads, where you've been red-pilled, to win every single game. I'm 2-0 as of now. >> [_] Anon 3127765 A+ anon I loved it. I wasted far too much time playing. >> [_] Anon 3127775 >># 3-1, lads. Loss was a fluke, lost dice rolls in an 8-6 scenario several times. >> [_] Anon 3127782 the dice is fucking rigged >> [_] Anon 3127797 aww, the game with the shittiest fucking randomizer ever
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3027492 >> [_] Anon 3027532 oh holy shit yes, I love this game I used to play it all the time thank you Anon, I'd completely forgotten about it
File: dice_wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 3025081
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Green & Purple Anon 3015574 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 3015630 this fucking game cheats >> [_] Anon 3015659 >># seriously though >> [_] Anon 3015660 Do your dice rolls improve as you control more territory? It doesn't seem entirely random. >> [_] Anon 3015661 >># Eh I owned 2/3 the board and I would constantly lose my 8's to 5's because I'd roll something stupidly low and they'd roll 30 >> [_] Anon 3015675 The number in the side of the dices shows the difficulty >> [_] Anon 3015677 Winner loses nothing combined with random dice placements makes for some absolutely RETARDED shit.
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2876969 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2877012 >># Thx for that op, that was fun >> [_] Anon 2877039 >># what a good game >> [_] Anon 2877059 Would love to play a version that doesn't cheat out its ass. >> [_] Anon 2877146 >># you fucking suck
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Just dices Anon 2819797 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2819837 GOD I HATE when you post this, anon - I click and next thing 3 hours disappeared mysteriously. Fucking aliens. -.- >> [_] Anon 2819856 >># dicEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYY >> [_] Anon 2819875 Finally won. I'm learning military tactics from this. >> [_] Anon 2819883 >># DICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE >> [_] Anon 2819893 Mother fucking cheating dice! how the fuck can they win 10/11 rounds with 8 stacks vs 8 stacks >> [_] Anon 2819915 >># No you're not. The best way to win is to just be as aggressive as possible and attack whatever you can as soon as you can. The only thing that really matters is how many territories you control at the end of each turn. >> [_] Anon 2819920 >># No, the best way to do it is to slowly expand so that your back line can become 8's so all your new dice will go onto the frontline instead of being useless. >> [_] Anon 2819939 >># >># You're both fucking stupid. The best way is to play aggressively but avoid taking land next to 6-8 stacks unless you have to, since they'll just fuck you over when you do. >> [_] Anon 2819942 >># you also didnt even mention that if you arn't touching a color and you're a "super power" Then avoid touching them so you have less people attacking you. >> [_] Anon 2819946 i play this game all the time. you essentially want to control a corner or leg of the map. then build up slowly as they fight each other. be careful when you get too far ahead because they'll all turn on you >> [_] Anon 2819947 That the actual name for this game? >> [_] Anon 2819958 >># I do that but it seems that orange and green have a fucking treaty. Two islands with a single connection, i hold one, they share the other 50/50. Both sides consist solely of twin towers. They don't attack each other, only me. I invade, they take it back, goes on forever. Stalemate. >> [_] Anon 2819999 I win 2 min 48 sec >> [_] Anon 2820008 game cheats >> [_] Anon 2820025 Damn, it seems like it might be a non-trivial game with more than one viable strategy. I didn't know they existed, and it seems no one else in this thread did either. Wait, I mean... ¿que?
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2808696 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2808697 >># I thought this was going to be a flash about a screaming mexican. I was disappointed. >> [_] Anon 2808703 >># Fuck, same >> [_] Anon 2808753 <Link>I won!</Link> >> [_] Anon 2808755 >># What is this screaming mexican that everybody associates with "dice", what have I missed? >> [_] Anon 2808772 >># https://youtu.be/i_VI6J-d_dI Become enlightened >> [_] Anon 2808781 This is cool, thanks OP. And to you other retarded faggots nobody cares about whatever you're talking about. >> [_] Anon 2808783 >># >># In fact, when I first saw the screaming mexican I was expecting this game. Now I feel kinda old. >> [_] Anon 2808788 >># IM ROLLING AROUND AND AROUND OVER HERE IM OVER HERE NOW >> [_] Anon 2808802 >># me to >> [_] Anon 2808812 The fuck are the rules here. >> [_] Anon 2808817 risk in a flash >> [_] Anon 2808861 >># If you roll higher than the opponent you click on, you gain that territory. At the end of your turn, dice are distributed randomly based on the amount of territories you're in control of. That's pretty much it. >> [_] Anon 2808865 Fuck this game
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Hentai) [_] Whorehopper 2794488 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2794494 what the fuck is going on this game is so intense i love it >> [_] Anon 2794530 A tie counts as a loss... >> [_] Anon 2794545 >># Risk rules If you think about it from a design standpoint, it's the best way to do it. >> [_] Anon 2794607 Wow, first time I've ever won. >> [_] friendsofsandwiches 2794610 >># Tie counts as a loss if you're attacking. Tie counts as a win if you're defending. That said, feels like the game fucking cheats. >> [_] Anon 2794616 I've been playing this game for ages. Protips: Keep your lands connected. Thwart opponents by isolating their lands; the largest connected group is their number of new dice per round, so smaller groups are a liability that take up dice allocation probability without giving more dice. You can use that to bring down a large opponent. Keep your opponents fighting each other. Work your way into a peninsula if you can, it's easier to defend. Attack with a dice majority if you can, you'll usually win at no losses. (cont.) >> [_] Anon 2794617 >># When you have 7 lands or more and your remaining opponents are strong too, play conservatively and don't spend more dice per round than you gain. Somehow, probabilities are not properly independent here; you'll often notice winning streaks and losing streaks within one turn of one player. Cut your losses if it looks like you're doing badly this round. Take advantage of the fact that you're the only player with human intelligence. They don't know use border defences. You should. >> [_] Anon 2794618 Why does the AI stop attacking each other once you're on the up and up? I've only won once and by the time I was winning they never attacked each other even if it'd give them a chance to attack one of my weak points. >> [_] Anon 2794620 >># When one player gets a lot more powerful than the rest (i.e. a lot more lands), the other AI players tend to conspire against that player. It happens when that's you and it also happens when that's another AI. >> [_] Anon 2794648 Because the game refills your dice randomly it can be smart to keep inner base dice filled when you have a lot of lands. this way you can attack each round and refill your defences to max so that the enemy will have a harder time to ravage you >> [_] Anon 2794649 >># this only works later in the game as in the start you will not have enough dice production to outproduce the rest if you have the highest dice production, use it to your damn advantage keep them walls high >> [_] Anon 2794652 I've never felt so indignant at the actions of inanimate die. >> [_] Anon 2794653 If has one land where the enemy has one die and a connected has tons, it can be a good idea to not attack if you are feeling weak in that area, they wont be able to move to the lone die and have to wait for it to build up >> [_] Anon 2794658 One game one win, ez >> [_] Anon 2794680 Can you move dices to a nearby land? >> [_] Anon 2794687 2 Izzy. >> [_] Anon 2794694 Neat game.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2606578 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2606645 >Get down to two spaces at one point >Because each space can only be attacked from only one spot, I can hold them easily >Manage to build up my forces while the last 3 remaining colors duke it out since they can't conquer my defense >Overtake them when they leave openings in front of me >Manage a huge come from behind victory Damn that was nice >> [_] Anon 2606708 >Get to Pink and me owning 50% of the board, every city has 2 full stacks >Every single fight after I have lost without fail >> [_] Anon 2606713 yeee naah this RNG can go fuck itself >> [_] Anon 2606735 >Start game >All of my stacks get eaten in the first turn >Game over >> [_] Anon 2606790 This game would be so much better if you could choose which territories get dice, I've lost so many times because the AI didn't buff my borders at all
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Other) [_] Anon 2574599 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2574706 94kb of strategic fun! >> [_] Anon 2574713 why can't I choose where to put my dice? I fucking hate it when I secure an income and then this stupid fucking distributional system puts all of my dice onto tiles that are never going to be used. This is just a luck based game with a distinctive advantage to the player, there is no strategy here, this game sucks >> [_] Anon 2574741 >># You just have to make the right calls, anon. >> [_] Anon 2574747 >># Sometimes losing a battle can win you a war. >> [_] Anon 2574764 >># >waahhh I lost That's the whole point. If you could put the dice where you wanted to this game would be piss easy and an even more watered down version of risk. >> [_] Britfag Americano 2574792 some of these fucking rolls though. fucking 8 dice and a roll 15, 4 fucking times in a row?
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2513073 anyone have luftrauser?
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Other) [_] Anon 2467376 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2467380 >># Fuck this game in particular. >> [_] Anon 2467408 fuck you hedonekun >> [_] Anon 2467413 >># >tie counts as a fucking loss >> [_] Anon 2467417 >># To be fair, you are on the offensive, and it does affect the CPU as well. >> [_] Anon 2467564 Games based entirely on RNG are retarded. >> [_] Anon 2467605 >># >I like to pretend luck isn't a real property of life because the best should always win! Go fuck yourself on your edge, faggot. Games with luck/ RNG are the most interesting >> [_] Anon 2467608 >># what are you talking about? there is a clear level of strategy in deciding which areas to take over >> [_] Lockwert !nnIgGerRZ. 2467638 I love and hate this game. When you play it, it looks like it's rigged for the cpu but when you watch the history and pay attention to the sounds you see the truth >># You are retarded
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] MUDAFUGIN DICE WARZ NIGGAZ Anon 2402141 >> [_] Anon 2402153 Won, bitch >> [_] Anon 2402168 This is fucking easy you just have to capture the small dice stacks using a larger one and always have +1 dice if there's a larger dice stack >> [_] Anon 2402169 won somehow, i suck ass at strategy shit so this must be easy
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2346927 Are you ready to dicewar? Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anornamoose 2346947 that was actually pretty good. >> [_] Anon 2346974 yeah, this was really fun. >> [_] Anon 2346977 Holy shit, I actually won. That was some lucky ass shit. >> [_] Anon 2346986 My Ambition cannot be stopped >> [_] Anon 2347000 I love this game I play it all the time dude/dudette. >> [_] Anon 2347050 multiplayer when? >> [_] Anon 2347088 orange is such a goddamn faggot. >> [_] Anon 2347109 >># seconded
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] BECAUSE LIQUOR D: Anon 2279413 and i like dice Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2279429 Fucking faggot you actually posted this shit. Fuck you. >> [_] Anon 2279533 >># I feed off your anger. Let the hate flow >> [_] Anon 2279548 96KB OKAYSSS
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] There's never enough [G] on /F/ Anon 2261383 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2261456 This is the dumbest fucking game in the world >> [_] Anon 2261469 Guaranteed replies. >> [_] Anon 2261524 this is fucking bullshit its just a game created to fuck with you >> [_] Anon 2261537 >># >># So I'm not the only one who can't defeat the machine? So this is a rigged version? >> [_] Anon 2261546 >># >># >># Played 3 games, won 2 >> [_] Anon 2261551 I like this game :) It's not that hard to win either >> [_] Anon 2261552 >># Easy, but incredibly fun. >> [_] Anon 2261554 the game works on connecting bases. The more bases you can connect the more dice you get. >> [_] Anon 2261557 >># git gud >> [_] Anon 2261559 >># It's almost 3 o'clock in the morning, and i just kicked the shit out of those computers. I feel so accomplished, Thank You Anon. >> [_] Anon 2261583 >tfw you have a huge advantage but still lose to a computer because of shit luck It's easy when you realize that the computer will never attack you with a smaller pile. If you have an 8+ area and you can bottleneck the enemy, you are almost guaranteed to win if you play smart. It's not that uncommon to win a 7vs8 battle. >> [_] Anon 2261588 I actually find this relatively easy unless I get unlucky, because of the way AI works. They always gang up on big one once someone gets lead. This means that if you aren't the largest, you can relatively easily steal areas from non hostile computers when they fight the big one. Also I always prefer to have a corner of the map with bottleneck to myself, so I don't have to fight two or more fronts.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2191838
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] /f/ kix buts Anon 2182759 >> [_] Anon 2182854 Holy shit, I've finally figured out how to win at this game. >> [_] Anon 2182875 OH FUCK YES FUCKIN DICE WURRRRRZ >> [_] Anon 2182876 >># luck? >> [_] Anon 2182880 >># Connection, probably. I use luck. >> [_] Anon 2182918 im in love with this shit...fuck everything else
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] hamsies 2180903 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2180910 the only flaw about this game is the starting turn order is too important. the last on the list pretty much always becomes the weakest from the start. >> [_] Anon 2181114 sad that the new /f/ags don't even show interest in this awesome (old) game. >> [_] Anon 2181133 >># It's kind of a shit game. You can beat it pretty much 100% of the time once you figure out the pattern, unless you lose before the game gives you a turn.
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2159484 its highly addictive! >> [_] Anon 2159578 highly addictive? what are you, gay? >> [_] Anon 2159595 It's funny, because I play this game almost every day whenever I am waiting for something and don't have time to play a "real" game. It IS quite addictive!...even though it looks boring as fuck, I know. >> [_] Anon 2159603 >># No, it isn't, you just don't have a life. This game is bad and anyone who plays it should feel bad. >> [_] Anon 2159604 this shit is impossible >> [_] Anon 2159605 >># speak for yourself, i love it >> [_] Anon 2159607 >># It's just risk with simplified rules, bro. No need to sperg out. It's a classic game loved by thousands. >> [_] Anon 2159610 >># Then why not go play that? >> [_] Anon 2159611 >># >don't have time to play a "real" game. Sorry about your illiteracy, friend. >> [_] Anon 2159617 the game can either be won or lost on the very first turn due to the reinforcement rules giving you "troops" right after your turn based off the amount of land owned in random locations >> [_] Anon 2159625 >># It isn't the amount of land in "random locations." The reinforcement you get is equal to the number of territories in your largest unbroken bloc. Hence the strategy of the game should be to break up your opponents blocs without making your own vulnerable to being divided. Sometimes you do start in an impossible position and have essentially lost from the beginning, but that is actually somewhat rare. The AI is dumb enough that you can come back from even a very large disadvantage, which makes the game somewhat fun. >> [_] Anon 2159629 2 eezy m8. r u srs ? >> [_] Anon 2159632 >># I don't think you understand that it's stupid to have reinforcement before everyone's turn >> [_] Anon 2159640 >># It's a handicap for the dumb-as-rocks AI. Go play a grand strategy game if you want, but don't delude yourself into thinking those AIs don't have to cheat in order to present any challenge to the player. If you want to play a well balanced, non-deterministic, non-random game against a skilled computer opponent, I guess you're stuck with chess. >> [_] Anon 2159642 >># You are false. When I discovered this game like a year ago, I made a test to see how many times the computer rolls a better dice on an even opposition. Like 5 dice vs 5 dice. And 87 out of 120 times the computer won it. Try it yourself, you'll see that statistically computer got better chances of winning the dice rolls. Which is kinda okay though, coz otherwise you can push your luck and win the game so easily. >> [_] Anon 2159643 >># I can guarantee you that the person who coded this quick and dirty little toy didn't sit there and write a RNG that could be "tweaked" to give better odds on some rolls. But even if he did, that has nothing to do with anything I said, which was that the imbalanced nature of the game is actually a benefit in that it adds some difficulty to what would otherwise be a trivial task. >> [_] Anon 2159644 >># Indeed. The randomness of the dicerolls basically makes it a gamble, which is the main element of fun in this game. Which is also why it's addictve, just like any other wager game.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Time to rule! Time to Conquer! Anon 2152576 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2152582 >># This was actually kinda fun >> [_] Anon 2152606 this game is fucking rigged >> [_] Anon 2152636 >># it's okay though, since the coms are retarded and simply attack blindly if any stacks nearby are lower than theirs >> [_] Anon 2152643 purple stronk remove yellow yellow you are worst diceroll haha we will get you take bath in yellow dice best day of my life to our house our pink cousins say you may live in outhouse haha remove yellow >> [_] Anon 2152647 I was just thinking about playing this! Thank you based OP! >> [_] Anon 2152690 I fucking hate how you can't decide where to reinforce >> [_] Anon 2152691 >># thats why you have to advance slowly and let your rear max then your front reinforces >> [_] Anon 2152693 I finally understand how reinforcements work. It's based on how big your biggest contiguous area is. >> [_] Anon 2152776 Won first game >> [_] = 2152778 >># purple+pink+green+orange = KILL yellow
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2149997 >> [_] Anon 2150002 ive been playing this all last night, why do you do this to me >> [_] Anon 2150032 sometimes when I roll higher I still lose whats up with that >> [_] Anon 2150034 >all of that strategy >> [_] Anon 2150067 I've gotten so used to playing 8 player games, I keep forgetting I'm the only enemy in a 2 player game. >> [_] Anon 2150187 >># >luck in the first three rounds + stalling >strategy lol >> [_] Anon 2150191 Too easy; AI is too conservative.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Goty Johnson's sons' son 2147487 <3 >> [_] Johnson's sons' son 2147488 Wow this game is amazing >> [_] Anon 2147494 rigged as fuck >> [_] Anon 2147504 didnt get it at first,but wow fun >> [_] Anon 2147521 >># It's not rigged, sometimes even your enemy struggle to do make a move >> [_] Anon 2147525 Fucking yellow! >> [_] Anon 2147533 WITNESS THE HISTORICAL BIRTHS AND DEATHS OF ENTIRE NATIONS THE RISE AND FALL OF EMPIRES THE STRUGGLE OF THE PEOPLE FOR A LAND THEY WANT TO CALL "HOME" >> [_] Anon 2147541 >you attack a 4-dice territory with 8 dice >you lose >4 dice territory takes 3 places Fuck this game. >> [_] Anon 2147559 I swear, those 8-dice vs 8-dice rolls are severely tilted towards your opponent. This has been going on for 15 minutes at an isthmus. >> [_] Anon 2147566 If the computer does cheat and load its dicerolls, then we have learned a lesson. dice.swf teaches us that no war involves luck. >> [_] Anon 2147582 >># Until you've got about 2/3 of the map, then all your opponents suddenly forget anyone but you esists. >> [_] Anon 2147588 holy shit i need an android version of this this could revolutionize the way I take lunch breaks
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2128589 >> [_] Anon 2128646 Dicewars has become really easy for me ever since I started playing DotA
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2111651 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 2111678 holy shit this is fun >> [_] Anon 2111736 Fuck there goes a couple hours. God damn nostalgia trip >> [_] Anon 2111737 These dice are fucking rigged, I swear WHY CANT I STOP >> [_] Anon 2111816 This is amazing dude. I always end up the last victim to the great empire. >> [_] Anon 2111823 There's a multiplayer version of this. http://kdice.com/
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] DICE WARS Anon 2063955 >> [_] ButtFucker 2063962 Fucking fun game. >> [_] Anon 2063976 Fucking infuriating >> [_] Anon 2063994 Am I the only one getting crap rolls and being dominated even though I'll have 2-3 more defending dice than they do attacking? >> [_] Anon 2064007 2easy4me >> [_] Anon 2064030 yellow is a cheating piece of shit >> [_] Anon 2064036 >Have five dice >Attack spot with two dice >Lose >Every time >> [_] Anon 2064055 why rng is a bad thing in game design: the game >> [_] Anon 2064063 Is this game rigged so that you always lose? >> [_] Anon 2064074 For everyone having difficulties. >players:2 >first two turns, try to get as many territories as possible >then simply wait it out ,the rest is luck >> [_] Anon 2064076 The only saving grace change for this game would be to let you choose what areas to fortify after a turn. >> [_] Anon 2064079 >># best strat is to slowly take land and take over a corner so taht the back get filled up and everything goes to your front line >> [_] Anon 2064082 >># Nope, I've won. Against every number.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Request inside Anon 2010462 Requesting a strategy game similar to risk where you build up armies and fight other nations on a randomly generated map. Had a morale system which affected your force's strength that increased when you won battles and decreased when you lost cities etc. >> [_] Anon 2010466 www.kongregate.com/games/uunxx/hex-empire >> [_] Anon 2010476 Cool beans, thanks >> [_] Anon 2010493 why do the bots ~randomly~ get better rng? >> [_] Anon 2010595 lol unfair as balls
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, 800x600, Game) [_] Anon 2004940 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Beelzebub 2005031 I dont fucking undesrtand >> [_] Anon 2005095 Roll against other countries to claim land. Land earns you resources in the form of dice resupply at the end of your turn. If you spread too thin, you'll get overrun. If you don't expand enough, other colours will have the macro advantage of more resupply. >> [_] Anon 2005118 Yeah, this game really needs a one page explanation. How many dice you get, how they're distributed, the fact that there's an 8 die limit.... >> [_] Anon 2005130 Adjacent land gets resupply bonuses too >> [_] Anon 2005145 It pisses me off that you cant choose were to place the new dice at the end of the round, it continually fucks me over because of this. >> [_] Anon 2005153 Finally mastered this game PURPLE MASTERRACE >> [_] Anon 2005157 PURGE THE INFIDELS >> [_] Anon 2005216 GET ON MY LVL FAGGOTS LOL HAHA I BET NONE OF YOU CAN DO THIS HAHA ONLY 20 MINUTES WASTED HAHA NIGGERS >>MFW I CANT FUCKING UPLOAD THE SCREENSHOT >> [_] Anon 2005236 fuck it, purple will see victory another day
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] There is a distinct lack of [G] Anon 1988353 Better fix it >> [_] Anon 1988410 Way to rename the flash from EnemyAlwaysRolls6s.swf >> [_] Anon 1988456 >># Damn it, you made me think this was actually a hacked version where the AI literally always rolled 6s. That would actually be funny.
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Where is all the [P]? Anon 1973369 Have you guys all joined the clergy or something? Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1973452 How does this work? >> [_] Anon 1973486 Fuck this game and fuck you for posting it. 8 dice roll and get a 12. >> [_] Anon 1973487 >># >Click your area (purple die), click a neighboring province to attack That tooltip is the gist of it. More dice, the more rolls you get. Higher number wins. Basically Risk, only even dumber. >> [_] Anon 1973536 Neat game. >> [_] Anon 1973538 >># I remember this being posted like a couple weeks ago. My god, it's addicting as hell. >> [_] !K4U9VbAihE 1973539 lel >> [_] !!FD4ChaPWxGX 1973541 >># lelel
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Game Dump Anon 1965374
File: Dice Wars.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Need more G on here Anon 1956082 >> [_] Anon 1956092 This is stupid, the bots cheat way hardcore. Fuck this. >> [_] Anon 1956097 >># The bots do not cheat, and are in fact quite easy to beat. You're just an idiot >> [_] Anon 1956098 >># Yeah okay, they Win every offensive engagement even when I have the advantage. I also lose every offensive engagement even when I have more dice. Shit game. Shit sucks. >> [_] Anon 1956100 This is very reminiscent of Risk. I fucking hate Risk. >> [_] Anon 1956101 >># >># did you really lost? god you must suck >> [_] Anon 1956103 My first spawned map had a choke point and the bots never attacked each other after I took over the left side of the map. Lame game is lame sorry kid but accept it sucks >> [_] Anon 1956105 >># >You must suck at luck 0/10 >> [_] Anon 1956126 the only winning move is not to play >> [_] Anon 1956130 wow this game sucks shit >> [_] Anon 1956135 what the fuck I had 3 more dice then the bot in 4 places but he won them all anyway. I call bullshit. >> [_] Anon 1956145 I fucking love Risk!. >> [_] Anon 1956152 At startup, make sure not to start next to an AI that will instantly fuck your shit. Mid-game, do not have the most amount of territories. The AI almost exclusively attacks the player in first. At end-game, you lose because the computer cheats. >> [_] Anon 1956154 lol won 3 times in a row bs happens sometimes but ai lost 3 fights where it had 2-3 more dice than me in a row >> [_] Anon 1956166 >wah the game cheats! Can you guys even into strategy? >> [_] Anon 1956170 >># games no strategy, its luck, fucking random outcomes >> [_] Anon 1956191 ROLLIN' ON FAT STACKS BRO, DO YOU EVEN BIDE?
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] halp Anon 1918805 I've lost my dailydose.swf Someone post plz Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1918825 this is like crack. >> [_] Anon 1918843 I Won, omg that was awesome! >> [_] Anon 1918845 >I've lost my dailydose.swf For situations like this, swfchan is really helpful. >> [_] Anon 1918849 Fuck you Orange and fuck you Silver, pains in the ass but I pissed all over you. Yellow was a footstep and Green was nothing but a nuisance. >> [_] Anon 1918860 the most important part of the game is choosing the right map. Are your territories going to get taken over before you get your first turn? Choose a map where you can find yourself a closed off section that is easy to defend. sometimes expanding too fast will leave you open to be conquered. once you get a few full double stacks, resting a turn will allow you to fill up the other stacks. >> [_] Anon 1918861 >># Thank you! Also light green is almost always a bitch to deal with for me >> [_] Anon 1918864 >># >sometimes expanding too fast will leave you open to be conquered. once you get a few full double stacks, resting a turn will allow you to fill up the other stacks. remember that failing a fight reduces the attacker to 1 die. keeping a strong defense will allow you to expand safely without risk. Just make sure there isn't anyone getting vastly more dice than you per turn. the number of dice you get per turn depends on what the largest number of connected territories are that you have. split up your enemy's territories to reduce their gains per turn. >> [_] Anon 1918869 >94kb wat >> [_] Anon 1918899 >># Also, it can sometimes be a good idea when you've got a lot of territory, but are struggling with a tenacious enemy to bait them into the center of your territory with a lot of single-dice territories; they will stumble onto some of those double-stacks that have been building up over time, and you'll be able to quickly retake any losses, and their defenses will be significantly reduced by their attack. >> [_] Anon 1918902 >># yup. the AI is stupid like that. that's why it's only 94k lol >> [_] Anon 1918927 /r/ multiplayer version of this
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Anon 1909963 >> [_] Anon 1910010 this game is fucking rigged >> [_] Anon 1910018 So, I'm doing the Swiss strategy: build a huge standing army and do nothing. It's working pretty well. >> [_] Anon 1910052 PROTIP: Pick a map with lots of straits, they're easy to defend. >> [_] Anon 1910057 >># Pic related. Notice the marked sections; I made defending these my top priority. As a side note, allow me to say that defending the upper area was the kind of fucking cunts. >> [_] Anon 1910059 >># GOD-FUCKING-DAMMIT. http://i.imgur.com/9A7Wjhs.png?2 fuck fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck >> [_] Anon 1910072 This makes me want to play a better strategy game. Like Age of Empires. >># This would work if the cap for dice wasn't so damn low. >> [_] Anon 1910099 >># Fuck you, I'm not getting sucked into this game again. >> [_] Anon 1910118 i dont fucking understand how i can capture half the map and only get 2 dice per round, when someone with 4 squares gets 14
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] you good enough to win? Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1883801 my method >Go all out. >any smaller pieces go for them in the beginning if there is a small enemy piece between you and the same colored larger enemy piece leave it or you will bridge doom to your doorstep. . >> [_] Anon 1883818 Too easy. >Exterminate everyone >Play it defencive. >Wait for a fail in their defence then attack that. >Area by area became mine >> [_] Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1883824 >># that works too. wait till they fuck each other up and keep stacking then rain hell upon them. >the enemy of my enemy is my friend. >> [_] Anon 1883830 Chain your areas together for maximum dice production. Keep large stacks on or one tile away from the frontiers and try to avoid enemy massive stacks. Donuts. >> [_] Anon 1883935 I wish they would make a dice 2. >> [_] Anon 1883939 Be careful if you grab too much territory too quickly. At a certain point the computer will leave each other alone and all focus on you. You want to have enough of a force so that once you hit that point of them designating you as the main enemy you can still crush them. >> [_] Anon 1883952 >># Honestly, if they decide to focus on you, they've already lost. They do it when you have around half of the map under control, and since they can't either coordinate properly nor match your dice production, there's almost no mathematical possibility of your defeat. >> [_] Anon 1883954 >># I reached a point where I was producing more dice than i could place and they apparently keep staking up so no matter how much dice i used or lost when i ended round I had max dice on each area >> [_] Anon 1883955 It was crazy, in my game I almost got anihalated just screwing around, I was a sad negro colony just inhabiting the corner, watching these two super powers go at it. Finally I was able to acrue a tiny bit of land, and piece by piece until I struck when they were weak and suddenly it was me vs pretty much the both of them. 9/10 had fun interesting AI >> [_] Anon 1883957 the AI is shit, i havent lost once ever >> [_] Anon 1883960 >># what did you say you little bitch? >> [_] Anon 1883977 >># >fun interesting AI No fuck you, the AI is beyond stupid >have only one dice in the only tile which connects me with enemy >behind it are three 8 dice stacks of mine >retard AI attacks my one dice tile, opening up massive conquering of all it's lands
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] addicting Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1874903 >> [_] Anon 1874947 always lose, shits weak >> [_] Anon 1874949 This game isn't good for my blood pressure. The computer makes epic rolls after epic rolls, when I roll 12 with a full stack. >> [_] Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1874954 >># i know. makes me fucking rage but its not always like that >> [_] Anon 1874956 >># Yes. Yes it is. I just played a 2v2. The computer did not roll a single digit with 2 dice or above ONCE. >> [_] Anon 1874957 the game isnt fair when the computer opponent decides what the dice rolls on. stupid >> [_] Anon 1874961 >># > I have 3 dice > Opponent has 2 > Opponent rolls a 7 > I roll a 4 I swear to god this game will give me permanent high blood pressure. Every single time. >> [_] Anon 1874965 Woah, you people are actually losing regularly in this game? I lose, maybe, 1/10 matches. And that's usually because I get a shitty start with only one space with four dice and my first roll fails. >> [_] Mugen7676 !z3WlfboQ5U 1874974 >># that's why its even more satisfying when you win. iv won multiple times already. there's a strategy...stupid
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Anon 1839246 Game time Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1839298 This game's odds are fuckin rigged. with a full 8 dice the best odds I got were 34. thats 34 out of a possible 48. While the computer consistently topped my roll potential by an average of 6-8 points higher. >> [_] Anon 1839312 >># I think it's some weird way to attempt to compensate for human skill >> [_] Anon 1839335 I dont know what ya'll are bitching about, I've beat this game 4 times, god is this thing addictive >> [_] Anon 1839340 >># Yeah, it's easy to beat since the AI has absolutely no strategical thinking, but it still gets better rolls than i do >> [_] Anon 1839416 first time i finally beat it and i'm stoned lmao
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] For reference in a /tg/ thread Anon 1818786 I'll link to the thread when i make it. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1818795 So um... why does the computer get a lot more dice than me, after his turns, even if I own more of the map? >> [_] Anon 1818807 >># Contiguous area has a determining factor, too, I think, along with how many dice you already have. >> [_] Anon 1818810 >># You get as many dice as you have spots connected to each other. >> [_] Anon 1818826 Thread I uploaded this for: >>>/tg/21795017 >> [_] Anon 1818851 eternal_stalemate.swf >> [_] Anon 1818878 I win >> [_] Anon 1818881 Beat it on the first try >> [_] Anon 1818902 Jeez, I just can't win. >> [_] Anon 1818906 rng is not my friend >> [_] Anon 1818915 This is fucking intense. >> [_] Anon 1818923 http://i.imgur.com/ZOTcG.png that feel when >> [_] Anon 1818926 >># Fucking lime green always slapping shit >> [_] Anon 1818932 For those still wondering, you get as many dice as your largest connected area. Any spots you own that are not connected to your largest area do not give you any extra dice. It is kind of annoying that you can't place them manually. >> [_] Anon 1818934 >># Purple here, Pink has been slapping my shit in my game the past ten minutes. If fucking lime green wasn't on my ass after biding for two turns all the time I'd have won. It's like the A.I. are teaming up on me. >> [_] Anon 1818940 >># The computer players attack the biggest united player towards the end, it seems. I've had a couple games where I was stuck between two colors, and as long as I stayed smaller than one of my competitors, they would only attack each other. >> [_] Anon 1818968 fucking yellow you horrible fucking cunt! >> [_] Anon 1818979 so damn intense but the strategy is to control one area and progressively kill off the annoying players or have them die out by themselves.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Anon 1807212 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1807276 holy christ this is supple ancient >> [_] Anon 1807286 So fun. >> [_] Anon 1807306 could somebody explain the rules? i'm trying to follow along, and i understand the basics of the way capturing and expanding works, but i don't know everything. so yeah... help? >> [_] Anon 1807311 Ai hax >> [_] Anon 1807327 >># ya'll just bad; I won. >> [_] Anon 1807330 I won my second game. >> [_] Anon 1807341 hard, but beatable... L2Risk >> [_] Anon 1807380 >># you start out with dice in your own sections. when your turn comes, choose the set of dice you want to use. click the set of dice of a different color that you want to attempt to conquer. you roll every one of your dice, so if you have more dice you have a better chance of winning. you get dice at the end of your turn that are distributed randomly to all of your sets based on how many set you own- more sets means more dice distributed. your goal is to eliminate all colors. it's pretty difficult but once you figure out how to play, it gets really easy. lost about 5 times before i finally won then i never lost again.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Dice Wars 1803571 >> [_] Anon 1803595 addicting as fuck >> [_] Anon 1803607 im like the fucking jew of this game... i keeped getting pushed around everywhere i go >> [_] Anon 1803612 this game's chance system is rigged as tits. makes it unfun >> [_] Anon 1803616 FINALLY After a goddamn hour I won my match >> [_] Anon 1803671 First time i played played one game for over 3 fucking hours. not doing that ever again. >> [_] Anon 1803708 5 players took a good twenty minutes. The ppl above me must be playing with 8 or something. Nice game. >> [_] Anon 1803710 >># lol >> [_] Anon 1803749 I just played with 7 players and beat it in 15 minutes. Lucky I guess. >> [_] Anon 1803756 is there a version where the CPU doesn't win every fucking roll >> [_] Anon 1803765 only need 12 min easy game if you have a strategie >> [_] Anon 1803766 I haven't played this game in years.I remember playing it all the time on OML. Very easy if you start with many computer players and search around for a good map.
File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Anon 1792950 >> [_] Anon 1793062 Okay maybe I am not getting this game but we both go in with equal numbers of dice. Every time I go I get an okay number...then the computer always gets 40 billion whatever. Is the game just rigged to screw you? >> [_] Anon 1793066 >># Just managed a victory. Got tons of shit rolls though, so maybe. >> [_] Anon 1793090 The key to victory is not making your forces too diluted, sometimes letting enemy inside your terrain and then destory his weak and scattered dices and not taking to much in one turn - sometimes it's better to take only one territory and wait to make your troops stronger. >> [_] Anon 1793092 http://i.imgur.com/bujz2.png >that feel when >> [_] Anon 1793096 Rigged dices, definitely. >> [_] Anon 1793149 You guys just suck. Obviously never played games like Risk. Its about knowing when to push to gain tons of dice or when to hold to build up forces. Beware pushing into territory with multiple entry points, the enemy can gang up and then cut a swath through your lines. Don't attack a full stack unless you are adjecent with a full stack. Keep a buffer between him and you with a small stack that cant defeat you, then once you build up to a full stack advance one space so youre next to him and hold to build back up. In the end don't fret about losing ground, if you prepared correctly you can easily regain territory with your inside stacks and the opponent just wasted a power one on you. The dice arent rigged, you just dont know strategy. >> [_] Anon 1793156 I gave up after there were four times in a row when the computer got exactly 1 more than me with the same number of dice.
File: dice&conquer.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Anon 1762572 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1762652 Beautiful Game!! It's A Lot Like "Risk" Which I Like, But It's WAY Faster! Which I Also Like! >> [_] Anon 1762663 it also cheats out the ass >> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1762676 >># It Is A Fair Opponent. But It Doesn't Cheat. I Beat It 2 out of 3 Times. one on 1v1 one on 1v1v1 and lost in a 1v1 >> [_] CharChar !oDM/YVJ0P2 1762679 >># And Just Now Again in 1v1v1 I Won >> [_] Anon 1762690 I went in with 8 players and it just went on forever between me and the last opponent so I just gave up and closed the page...
File: dicewars.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] Anon 1730529 >> [_] Anon 1730538 New Game, 8 players, last to roll the dice, get defeated before even making the first move. Great game! 10/10 >> [_] Anon 1730575 New Game, 8 players, last to roll the dice, steamrolled those niggers Great game! 10/10 >> [_] Anon 1730577 I don't know what the fuck was going on, but I think I lost. >> [_] Anon 1730587 Easy advice: keep rerolling until you get a decent starting setup, which usually involves a few strong stacks (compared to your neighbors) and mostly all your forces in one place. Don't think the computer is forcing you to play a bad "hand." Also, you're purple. I find that catches most people off guard since they expect to be stuck as another color. >> [_] Anon 1730598 >6 dice attacking >2 dice defending >Still manage to lose Fucking RNGs >> [_] Anon 1730613 >start game >all kinds of shit starts happening >oh, so it's a simulation or something >watch for like two minutes >suddenly it's my turn >wait, what? >> [_] Anon 1730636 I just won! Progress is slow at first, but if you're cool and you don't rage quit, then you may have a chance of winning. Note that the die you earn at the end of each round seem to give priority to the older [territory] pieces you own, so that's why many of the pieces you stole are easily stolen back (I know, it's annoying). Also, the die you earn is based on how many pieces you own, so you won't be getting far at all if you never expand. Like 1730587 said, it's best when all of your forces are clumped together. >> [_] Anon 1730642 You also get a penalty for having unconnected territories. >> [_] Karai Pantsu 1730657 Easiest victory is to learn to not overextend yourself. Find a corner, take 7 or 8 territories, and build your army. Then roflstomp your way to victory.
File: Meanwhile, in Hell.swf-(6.66 MB, Loop) [_] Anon 1724921
Anonymous It's time to get your gam(...) 1695185 File: dice.swf-(94 KB, Game) [_] It's time to get your game on Anon 1695185 >> Anon 1695216 [_]AnonymousNo.169521606/09/12(Sat)18:12 1695216 >># haha! I won :) >> Anon 1695251 [_]AnonymousNo.169525106/09/12(Sat)18:49 1695251 Fucking love this game >> Anon 1695262 [_]AnonymousNo.169526206/09/12(Sat)19:11 1695262 Holy shit! It described me perfectly! >> Anon 1695283 [_]AnonymousNo.169528306/09/12(Sat)19:47 1695283 >2 players >green and purple thanks doc
File[Dice Wars.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1691143
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] first post Anon 1662851 >> [_] Anon 1662931 I suddenly feel the urge to play risk
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1655938 >> [_] Anon 1655999 epic game is epic
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] TOO MUCH [H], NEEDS MORE [G] Anon 1647963 Goddamn "Duplicate Entry Detected". Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1648168 this is actually pretty good... thanks
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1641181 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1641315 nice >> [_] Anon 1641356 so..when you get a good stack of die in a corner, can you take from that and add to an adjacent dice? >> [_] noko 1641359 I guess no one comments on this because everyones addicted to it! Great game! >> [_] Anon 1641394 good game
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] lets get the games going Anon 1638716 >> [_] Anon 1638717 No, fuck this game and fuck you for posting it. >> [_] Anon 1638744 This game is fucking bullshit it's not game design it's shit design. >> [_] Anon 1638746 people need to stop posting this game. i dont think anyone ever plays it and its just a shitty version of risk >> [_] Anon 1638753 It's actually a fun game once you figure out the correct strategy. ProTip: Build up reserves to let the enemy exhaust themselves pushing into your territory. Then use massive reserves to retake territory and use strong bastions near the front to take the now week enemy territories. But don't go too far to allow your armies to replenish before the next turn. >> [_] Anon 1638754 >># >># >># ultra case of same fag >> [_] Anon 1638837 My four dice against two dice of the enemy. Get a 7, enemy a 9. WTF???? >> [_] friendsofsandwiches 1638857 Start off with territory everywhere. If survive opening round, manage to connect stuff up untill the last 2 die zone needed to connect it all. FAIL EVERY TIME. raaaaaaaaaaaaage.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Repartee !i7.CoreT.I 1624877 Why so much bad [H]? >> [_] Anon 1624879 the unf unf unf ones? They're not that bad give them a shot >> [_] Anon 1624892 Green likes to tenderize my asshole. >> [_] Anon 1624895 I think that the guy who posts the unf unf unf ones is the guy who runs that site, and is trying to drum up business. >> [_] Repartee !i7.CoreT.I 1624896 I wonder how long someone had to learn 3-D modeling to make those [H] flashes. >> [_] Anon 1624899 >># Ive found that pink and light blue tend to last the longest. I don't know why. I wonder if there's subtle differences to the AI that make them better or worse than others. >> [_] Repartee !i7.CoreT.I 1624902 Green is a son of a bitch. >> [_] Anon 1624947 I HATE THIS GAAAAAAAAAAMEEE >> [_] Anon 1624951 YOU IDIOTS TAKE DOWN GREEN ARGG NOW EVERYONE IS SCREWED I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY >> [_] Anon 1624968 Orange is a cheating nigger >> [_] Repartee !i7.CoreT.I 1624976 Fuck you green. My day has come. I will salt the earth after I raze your cities so nothing may grow. >> [_] Anon 1624983 I made it so the game doesn't give the computer any dice, only me. Easy win, so easy even a cave man can beat it (also makes it pretty boring). Anybody want? >> [_] Anon 1624986 I want multiplayer >> [_] Anon 1624990 I just want a better die roller. >> [_] Anon 1624991 >># multiplayer on one computer or multiplayer over the internet? I might be able to make on the one computer thing happen. Dunno about over the internet, haven't made multiplayer flash games over the net yet. >> [_] Anon 1625026 Fucking hell, somehow Orange and Pink formed an alliance. >> [_] Anon 1625027 >># The AI will gang up on you if you grow too powerful. >> [_] Anon 1625043 >I capture several territories >ALL NEW DICE PUT IN THE BACK SO I CANT DO SHIT >computer captures several territories >ALL NEW DICE CONVENIENTLY PLACED ALONG THE BOARDERS FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS hate this game. >> [_] Anon 1625044 excellent, fight against each other while I grow in strength heheheh this game shows the importance of logistics and mobilisation in warfare >> [_] Anon 1625060 I dunno what you pussies are whining about, I just eliminated green and deimated light green. I won. >> [_] Anon 1625061 Carve yourself out a corner fortress. Expand slow. Don't become the most powerful until you have to. >> [_] Anon 1625075 >># This. For those of you still somehow failing, here's the winning strategy: 1. Pick a starting point that gives you a decent sized tower (3-5 dice) in a corner. It makes you less of a target for the computer. 2. Don't overextend yourself. The computer will only attack you if your towers are less than or equal to theirs. If you keep your towers strong, you'll be able to take advantage of the initial melee. Also, overextending yourself makes the computer target you. After you get a large majority of the territories (i.e. you have 10, the next strongest has 6), all of the computers will focus on you. >> [_] Anon 1625077 >># 3. The number of dice you get is based on the size of your largest territory, so having multiple small territories is useless unless they're all connected. Stick to one larger territory rather than a few smaller ones. 4. Always let the computer attack you first, then take advantage of their loss. The game is designed to favor the defender, so you have better odds of winning if you let the computer attack first, lose, then attack him. 5. If you're ahead by at least 4 territories and the computer isn't doing anything, end your turn and stack up dice. Even if you reach full strength on all towers, you'll get reserves that you can use in future battles. After the computers start getting 8-strong towers, any towers you have that are less than 8-strong are extremely vulnerable. >> [_] Anon 1625120 1. Start from corner 2. Gain as many territories as possible by end of your turn, this means you get more dice 3. Don't attack strong enemies until you are strong enough. Let the other guys duke it out whilst you build up reserves.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1618377 >> [_] Anon 1618489 nice game! >> [_] Anon 1618504 Always enjoyable. Protip: Don't get greedy and overextend!
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1611787 >> [_] Anon 1611837 Loved it >> [_] Anon 1611838 Anyone know good strategies? I never seem to do very well >> [_] Anon 1611843 good work, brother. >> [_] Anon 1611855 >># try skipping tutrns to build big defense. what i did was walled off colonies and built big defense to the point where they could never pass me. >> [_] Anon 1611910 i feel this game is somehow rigged >> [_] FOE 1611923 yay i win >> [_] awesome nope 1611940 great game. fucking great game.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1607491 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1607578 this game is awesome. I've spent SO many hours playing this at work >> [_] Anon 1607666 needs an instructions page >> [_] Anon 1607668 GOD DAMN IT GREEN THERE IS NO REASON FOR YOU NOT TO ATTACK YELLOW HE'S LIKE HALF DICE WITH ALL YOUR ADJACENT BEING FULL DICE STOP TRUCING AAAAA
File[dicewars.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1602138 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1602262 Dicewars: dark green wins every time >> [_] Anon 1602277 HOLY FUCK I WON MY FIRST DICEWARS GAME >> [_] Anon 1602313 >># I don't know how you play it but purple wins every time for me
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1599685 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1599799 Best game ever >> [_] Belisaurius 1599814 Like Risk, if you couldn't move troops around.
File[dicewars.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1595080 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Klonoa 1595175 Pretty fun OP. Won after a long drawn out war. the two greens were my most powerful foes. >> [_] Anon 1595180 Always loved this game. Fucking cyan was turtling in a peninsula at the end there. Poor bitch, they didn't even want to conquer lands, they just wanted their 4 homelands. I of course killed them all. >> [_] Anon 1595263 I won! >> [_] Anon 1595265 Always loved this game, and I take the time to play it anytime someone reposts. I love how the game's AI will actually team up against you if it's mutually beneficial to keep themselves alive. It's also just as fun to use that alliance against them. If the creators ever make a new version of this, they should include some kind of special attacks or lucky rolls. >> [_] Anon 1595280 how the fuck do you play this? What am I doing?
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] 1593491 The undying dicewars game. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1593493 this is incredibly poorly designed game, and always has been. >> [_] 1593504 >># What ever do you mean, Anon? I often found myself glued to the screen cursing the goddamn randomness factor crushing my strategies and time and time again defying the laws of probability. Winning this sucker is always a satisfying experience. Especially the last bit when you crush the overwhelmed ex-rival like a pathetic bug. This is and always has been a very good game. >> [_] Anon 1593505 >># so you enjoy playing games that play themselves? >> [_] 1593510 >># 'Fellow' anon, I have a strong impression you didn't give this game a proper chance before bashing it, most likely due to not investing any time in trying to comprehend the rules. In other words, get the fuck out of here retard and think before you post and make a fool out of yourself. gb2/murrica >> [_] Anon 1593524 YES I FINALLY FUCKING WON PUR-PLE PUR-PLE PUR-PLE BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW MASTER >> [_] Anon 1593535 n1, liked this game too >> [_] Anon 1593542 Didn't take long to win. Wonder why hot pink always becomes end-game winnar. Oh well. Beat him easy. Stalemates ftw. >> [_] Anon 1593545 >># >poorly designed Explain. >> [_] Anon 1593606 fun game, won 2/3 times >> [_] Anon 1593607 >># It's smart and aggressive as fuck. >> [_] Anon 1593662 Besides the computer being a cheating bastard and absolutely abusing the laws of probability, I like the game. I wish it had a little less randumb and a little more strategy, though. It is still very addicting.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1592000 Bitches love Dice >> [_] Anon 1592040 THIS GAME SUCKS ..cause i suck at it >> [_] Anon 1592052 I don't understand. Perhaps if I were Mat Cauthon, this would be easier for me. >> [_] Anon 1592057 I used to be good at this game on three player mode. But ever since I started playing Advance Wars, it's screwed with my statistical decision making because they both run under different equations.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1585860 >> [_] Anon 1585867 I love this >> [_] Anon 1585927 Oh this is a really nice game.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] /r/ inside Anon 1580324 Super bored, any one remember flash game Robozo or something like that? Hentai game that was actually fun. Can anyone post that or any H-games like that? Not the tiny little simple games, but an actual game that makes you want the H. Regardless Thank. BTW, this game is very simple, but still can be challenging. I can beat it about 1/3 the time. >> [_] Anon 1580325 > swfchan > "Robozo" > Amazing! >> [_] Anon 1580390 I feel compelled to beat this multiple times whenever it's posted.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Dice Game !!2KbKLPabQnz 1578322 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1578323 I can't help but play this at least once every single time it's up. Most fun with three players in my opinion. >> [_] Anon 1578365 >># awesome find dood >> [_] Anon 1578404 so how come it doenst let me move armies, i see computer players do it >> [_] Anon 1578441 >># you are purple you move the purple dice only. >> [_] Anon 1578444 nice >> [_] Anon 1578456 Bitch'in I WON!
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1528822 games ftw >> [_] Anon 1528905 Fun but also easy. >> [_] Anon 1528923 >># Well played. No matter how I try, I really haven't been able to beat this clever little game. >> [_] Anon 1528993 >># Just remember the computer has no sense of strategy. It will do absolutely stupid moves just because that option is available. >> [_] Anon 1528995 >># you also have to take into account your starting territories , the strength of each one, distance from each other, who gets strike first, and how many times you are attacked and defeated. I have played Dice wars alot, and would you believe me if I told you that more than once I have been eliminated before I even got my first move? tl;dr if it's too easy play it a few times or start a game where it looks like it's going to be a difficult battle for you. >> [_] Anon 1529002 >># this. If I start playing on a good level, I can win just about every single time. If you find this game hard, what you need to do is start with a space with a decently sized tower which is near/on the edge and the area around it containing choke points. After you've established your main territories, just expand up to the chokes and protect them. This is where most people mess up since they try to over expand and a single cpu rapes them. Skip a few turns while the computer kills each other and just protect those chokes. After it narrows down to 3 or so opponents it is easy. Also, in the endgame, computers do not attack each other, only you. >> [_] Anon 1529007 >># it's not so much the end game, it's any single point in time where the computer detects that you have a significant territory/strength advantage over them. but yeah, it's usually end game.
/ > /gg/ > Thread 4 Age: 509.23d Health: 0% Posters: 3 Posts: 4 Replies: 3 Files: 1+2 >> Anon 8 OP P1 my fav flash game [IMG] dicewars.swf (95.9 KiB) 800x600, Compressed. 73 frames, 24 fps (00:03). Ver7, AS1/AS2. Network access: Text: Yes. Bitmaps: Audio: Yes. Video: >> r21187 28 necesito ammo/i need ammo can some one edit please i will love play this game whit a lot of ammo please is epic >> Anon 31 >># ...what?? >> Anon 110 >># ???? BTW, what an awesome game. i just love it
File[dicewars.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] risk Anon 1462110 >> [_] Anon 1462137 yeah this is pretty much risk. that game was always such bullshit because no matter how you look at it, the game was almost pure luck. oh and patience. that fucking shit took forever to finish. >> [_] Anon 1462144 not this again, i love this game and play it for too long! although the computer is a cheating bastard! >> [_] Anon 1462189 cheating game, BG kid
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Game - Simple but Challenging Anon 1389933 >> [_] Anon 1390017 Challenging when the CPU cheats at every corner. >> [_] Anon 1390050 6 dice army roll 6 1's, enemy dice1 dice rolls 6 >> [_] Anon 1390073 This game cheats. >> [_] Anon 1390075 This game cheats like fucking mad. >> [_] Anon 1390078 9 times out of 10, their 2 dice spaces will win against my 4-5 dice spaces. whoever made this game is either trolling or a giant faggot >> [_] Anon 1390086 How come when I roll the same as them, I'M the one penalised? >> [_] Anon 1390098 >># >># >># >># >># >># You are all fucking idiots. There is a simple strategy that you can use on the computer. Have some of your territories in the rear build up. Allow the enemy to break through and come in. Each time they move, they're army is weakened. When they're exhausted and reach your rear gaurd, you use those armies to reconquer all the territories, meanwhile you exhausted some of their larger forces and can now invade their territory. I've played this game a ton, and yes, sometimes the comp cheats, but you can still win at least half the time once you've figured out the strategy. >> [_] Anon 1390099 >># This game cheats. >> [_] Anon 1390108 >># Yes, we're fucking idiots because the game cheats. When the enemy can consistently take over 6 dice tiles with 3 dice tiles and the reverse is not true, something is wrong. It's not worth playing a strategy game when the AI is following different rules. >> [_] Anon 1390112 >># if someone has to make a game that completely cheats the numbers cheats in order to be difficult then they fail as a game designer >> [_] Anon 1390118 Y'all retarded. Cheating or not, this game's easy. >> [_] Anon 1390119 >># This game cheats. >> [_] Anon 1390121 >># Go troll on /b/ faggot. >> [_] Anon 1390122 >># >># >># I was just saying cheats figuratively. Reality is the computer doesn't cheat, it just seams that way because you have a greater emotional response when it wins and therefore recall those incidences more readily, especially when the computer goes on a luck straight of victories. You don't remember as well when it was you who had the victories, probably because you wouldn't go on long sprints of conquering in order to avoid leaving weak territories. Try getting out of your comfort zone and playing a way you wouldn't normally. It's just a game, and one you can quickly mastered when you're not so emotionally tied up in it. >> [_] Bidoof 1390124 This game is fucking retarded playing 1 vs 1 Easiest time is playing 4 or 5 players, and keep randoming a board until you get a tile with about 4~6 die and no one else does.
File[dicewars.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY! Anon 1318513 NON-STOP RANDOM DICE ACTION! >> [_] Anon 1318545 What's the point? No strategy, you just lose? >> [_] Anon 1318547 >7 against 4 >always lose >my face >> [_] Anon 1318548 you get bonus dice at the end of your round which is determined by how many territories you have that are connected to each other. Needless to say, if you attack an enemy territory and tie with them, you lose. >> [_] Anon 1318549 Dunno about you but I fucking enjoyed that. >> [_] Anon 1318550 2 player mode was easy. 8 player mode was hard. Hell, some matches I lost BEFORE my turn even started! >> [_] Anon 1318553 just won against 8, awesome game. >> [_] Anon 1318557 one of the best games ever. >> [_] Anon 1318575 way too easy to beat 8 players... >> [_] DESUUUU !!ftHFF4nmFi4 1318641 holy fucking shit i was playing one minute the desuuuuuuuuuuu 2 hours later i think
File[dicewars.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1227808 >> [_] Anon 1227878 It's like risk for toddlers... >> [_] Anon 1227885 it's like risk for toddlers who don't have six hours to play one game or any friends >> [_] Anon 1227895 it's actually pretty fun, and yeah basic risk
File[Dice Wars.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] /r/ nuclear holocaust game Anon 1218835 /r/ game where you fall in hole, launch missles... >> [_] Anon 1218853 Won on my first try. >> [_] Anon 1218854 This would be fun to play as a board game if you had enough dice. >> [_] Anon 1218882 >># MAD? rocket defence game? >> [_] Anon 1218943 >># are you an idiot? this just a very simple version of risk >> [_] Anon 1218953 god I love this game. >> [_] Anon 1218956 I love this game, I play it daily. >> [_] Anon 1218962 You go first, you win.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1186179 >> [_] Anon 1186317 Hard as fuck. >> [_] Anon 1186318 I won with no problem >.> >> [_] Anon 1186341 Cool game >> [_] Anon 1186382 spreading yourself thin actually helps you in this game if you played risk b4 then forget your risk tactics >> [_] Anon 1186386 connect your territories, achieve win
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Looking for tit punching game Anon 1182559 If you have it, please upload it. The gameplay involves simply punching a woman in the tits. Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1182679 surprisingly, this game was pretty cool. >> [_] The Ladle 1182698 i hate you.... and your games faggot >> [_] Anon 1182762 >># Your hate is delicious. >> [_] Anon 1182776 >># You just don't know how we roll. >> [_] Anon 1182788 Type in google "studio s hentai" >> [_] Anon 1182794 took fucking ages to win.. but 'history' was neeto also look on Swfchan
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] Anon 1133624 Yay dice Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 1133674 yea someone did dicewars to ds shit was so cash it even had multiplay >> [_] GameBoo !mpZx7zHN/Q 1133685 haha war with dice >> [_] Anon 1133739 omg whats this song?
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] GAMES NOW! Anon 1118701 >> [_] Anon 1118737 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? >> [_] Anon 1118816 Loaded fucking enemy dice, that's what! >> [_] Anon 1118886 FUCK THOSE DICE! >> [_] Anon 1118898 WARNING: THIS GAME TAKE FOREVER TO PLAY AND IS FUCKING FRUSTRATING. >> [_] Anon 1118911 At first I thought it was shit. I was wrong. >> [_] Anon 1118915 I like it, very neat. >> [_] Anon 1118971 fixed CPU dice in your .swf?, it's more likly then you'd think.
File[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] /f/ needs a jumpstart Anon 1109074 Let's try a dice game >> [_] Anon 1109087 Try and jumpstart it with something other than the most fucking rage inducing piece of rigged shit ever then you asshat. >> [_] Anon 1109102 Not so good with the thinking, eh? That's fine, I AM posting others. >> [_] Anon 1109120 this is rigged. its never been this unfair before. >> [_] Anon 1109122 Promise I haven't done a thing to it. Though I did play a round before uploading and it was a bit closer than usual, I figured that was just because I haven't played in a while. >> [_] Anon 1109182 THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS IF YOU ARE THE FIRST PLAYER >> [_] Anon 1109200 >># Just proved you wrong. >> [_] Anon 1109209 I won plenty of times. You guys are just 'tarded. >> [_] Anon 1109212 http://imgur.com/huo2y.png fuck >> [_] Anon 1109233 I never lose this game, though it did seem to cheat me on rolls pretty badly this time. >> [_] Anon 1109236 >># I agree, and further submit that their shit's all gay.
File :[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] as /r/'d Anon 858075 Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 858144 Keep my dice sacred, and ye shall be rewarded. >> [_] Anon 858181 i literally just played this for an hour... >> [_] Anon 858184 I both love and hate this game... >> [_] Anon 858290 fuck this game, i RARELY rolled over 24 with 8dice and lost 85% of the duels where i wasnt 2dice up. fun as hell but sucks when you have all these 8v8 duels and the bot just kinda FUCK YOU all the way back. (#>__>)
File :[dice.swf] - (96 KB) [_] [G] /r/ Moar Games Anon 843661 >> [_] Anon 843672 Fun game, but I keep loosing. >> [_] Best stuff ever Anon 843691 dude that is a dice version of civ >> [_] Anon 843705 Damnit. I WAS doing work, but this distracted me... AGAIN... This time I went off on a massive tangent and made a calculator that tells you the probability that you'll win a specific attack given each player's dice count. I'm pretty sure it is works correctly, assuming all dice rolls are completely random. Check it out if you want, but it's in the obscure language Visual J#, so some of you may have to install some small windows shit (included) to get it to run. First try running the calculator and if it doesn't work try to decipher from the error which of the 2 installers you need to use. Vista users should have .net, so just try the J# pack. I know 3 .exes will definitely turn most users away, but I really don't care. They're not viruses; either try them or don't. Here's the link: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=YGY595LK >> [_] Anon 843771 now this can be a very addicting game. |
|