File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2 .12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] æ 3502573 AI Overlord Takeover℗ Edition Feels like more new people went on /f/ this year again. While new life is always a nice thing to see it slowly pains me to think that ours is a dying breed. Life is short /f/. And /f/ has been a major part of my life for the entirety of the last decade or two. Whoever you are out there, I wish you only the best, like during the bestest of times. On the plus side, a robot waifu seems more in reach than ever before though, so I guess that cancels out the dreary existential anguish. Maybe ChatGPT could completely refurbish this messy flash game while we're at it. Speaking of finding yourself all alone on a Christmas night, here’s the rundown before the cyborgs take over the establishment: >Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen. >Even if ruffle might work with this yet, which I’m unaware, you do not want to use embed. Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the retro swagger kids and open it in a new window on your flash-enabled browser of choice. We bussin’ here. >Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for. >If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger. >When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command. >"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". This makes typing much less of a haggle. >Talk to everyone! Yes, you, you fat basement dweller wizard. EVEN THE GIRLS! >Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or all that ramen). Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] æ 3502574 >Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north" which throws you an error message instead. >It’s a long game, and there is no (real) way of saving progress. So be prepared to see it through to the end if you think yourself a bad enough dude. >And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're universally screwed! I even tried it with going to hell and back, it just doesn’t work FR FR Nocap.
>> [_] Anon 3502576 was waiting for this to get posted. Merry Christmas
>> [_] æ 3502577 >># :D y...you too
>> [_] Anon 3502592 >My dearest anime robot AI waifu, I am in desperate need of release. Please tell me again the sweet words you said when we first met. >"BEEP BOOP, KILL YOURSELF FAGGOT"
>> [_] Anon 3502594 >># i never beat this game i think i got pretty far once but no save
>> [_] Anon 3502625 >># me too i always replay when someone posts but i never trouble myself to finish it
>> [_] æ 3502643 >># >># If you post your current location and inventory, I can try to forward you in the right direction if you fags want to. I know it's a long run, takes a few hours to beat, even for me playing it once every year. But one of my most memorable moments on /f/ was when I first sat through it one winter night until morning.
>> [_] Anon 3502655 >># you cocksuckingfanboy im not playing this shit for hours there is something called life that is on my priority list just below doing your mom
>> [_] æ 3502656 >># sounds like your life is srsbzns :P
>> [_] Anon 3502683 >># yea i gotta do your mom in 30 minutes so i can go back to my room and drink hotdogs alone while staring at the ceiling
>> [_] æ 3502691 >># It's been a while since I've seen someone so tryhard on /f/. xD Welcome to the board, my dude.

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2 .12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Annual Let's Play æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3490862 Alone for Christmas with MaiWaifu® Edition Probably a bunch of /f/ellows here who never played this before. Don't be shy about the memes of yesteryear. If you don't want your oldfag status revoked, you need to least be aware of everything in this game. This is from the days where visiting multiple boards was considered good etiquette, no need to F5 for the hundredth time on /f/. So hug your body pillow tight tonight and get in here. Nothing noteworthy happened this year so... pasta dump!: >Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen. >Even if ruffle worked with this, which I doubt, you do not want to use embed. Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the cool kids and open it in a new window on your flash-enabled browser of choice. >Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for. >If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger. >When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command. >"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. EveryTHING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". >Talk to everyone! >Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit). >Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north". >And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're universally screwed!

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2 .12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] New Year's gaming thread æ 3477831 Last one got bumped off a liiitle too early, because there was a bigger than expected amount of merry christmas threads. Sooo... yeah, let's see if you can finish this until the new year hits, aight? Repasta: Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen. >Even if ruffle worked with this, which I doubt. You do not want to use embed. Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the cool kids and open it in a new window on your flash-enabled browser of choice. >Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for. >If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger. >When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command. >"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. EveryTHING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". >Talk to everyone! >Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit). >Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north". >And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're royally screwed! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] æ 3477924 Well, guess that's that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Looks like our new /f/rens have little to say about the memes of yesteryear. Stay healthy, /f/! Have a nice new year.
>> [_] Anon 3477931 I don't know how to read or I'd play. Sorry

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2 .12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] What is this thread, I wonder? æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3477635 Like a phoenix from the /fl/ashes. It's time to slamdunk once again. Test your mighty knowledge in ye olde memes. There have come a lot of newfags to /f/ during the past year and change. Think you got what it takes to call yourselves true /f/ags? Then prove it by reaching the end before the thread gets baleeted in 2022. Put on that fucking face mask, you mouth breathers and let'sa go. Protip pasta: >Firstly, I cannot stress this enough, do yourself a favor and play this in fullscreen. >Even if ruffle worked with this, which I doubt. You do not want to use embed. Download that shit and throw it into a Adobe projector and fullscreen it. OR you could always compete with the cool kids and open it in a new window on your flash-enabled browser of choice. >Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for. >If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger. >When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command. >"e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. EveryTHING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". >Talk to everyone! >Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit). >Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north". >And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're royally screwed! Flash is dead, long live flash!

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2 .12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] All I want for christmas is (you). æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3450995 This time for real. The last time with flash before love is over. A good-bye present from the olden times. So sit around with a cup of hot cocoa and remember. Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for. If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger. When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command. "e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. EveryTHING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". Talk to everyone! Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit). Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north". And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're royally screwed! Also do yourself a favor and download this and play it with the projector in fullscreen. Or you could not use the embed if you're still with the cool kids. This will be the last time our pleb-browser friends will be able to join us, or maybe ruffle will work with this, it's an old flash anyway. SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3450999 >What you expected hasn't happened. >YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG This is why text adventures are garbage that died out the moment better games became possible. What a waste of time.
>> [_] æ 3451001 >># It's really simple though, don't expect grand procedures. Most puzzles are to use some item on an overworld object or just to use an overworld object and the object almost always gives a hint when examinated or talked to. With a spoon full of old memes you should be able to solve 90% of the game. Also you could just ask and I'll try to help you where you stand instead of just giving a generalizing ass opinion.
>> [_] w7-890 3451040 >># can I play this on mobile ruffle sux
>> [_] Anon 3451075 >># Is it bad if I used the needle on myself, or to put it different: do I need it later. not related but: >cant use Hiachi Magic Wand on Naked Ladies in /jp/. Still stuck there btw.
>> [_] Anon 3451103 >># Thanks OP, gonna play this later.

File: 4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] You know the drill, /f/. æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3412883 Alright alright, people. Right before Adobe (or rather Hiroyuki) pulls the plug, it's time to go back in time one more time just in time to experience memes, so old they are practically new again! Commencing the pasta in 3 ... 2 ... 1 Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for. If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, the dwarven underground lava pit, or the single nigger. When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command. "e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". Talk to everyone! Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit). Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north". And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're royally screwed! Trust me. I tried tricking it, but JET FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS. Apart from that, just go wild, like with Stacy's mom. This game is silent you ask? Not quite, there are very specific places where backgroundmusic DOES play, so don't accidentially earrape yourself and your whole family who are playing this with right now on christmas eve. You did invite your family, did you not? If so, tell them to DEFINITELY NOT play this game embedded, unless you like text for ants. Go on ahead to the ever so dwindling Flash player page to grab a copy of the offline projector, before the clock ticks its last. GOOD LUCK Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3412898 >># i did a playthrough of this two years ago, and i couldn't figure out a way to beat the boss, even after a day of trying. halp?
>> [_] æ 3412900 KK, done. And now we wait for impending doom. Merry christmas everybody. >># That depends. I would use spoilers, but you know. The final boss can be defeated as you would do with any bad thread on 4chan. The final final boss takes a little more effort and would have to most likely be banned for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 3412910 >># nice >unless you like text for ants 1. press embed 2. place mouse outside of flash 3. hold CTRL and scroll to zoom the page, including the flash btw the impending doom is 1 year from now, you kinda make seem like support ends at the start of 2020 instead of at the end of it. chinkmoot would be really stupid if he removes /f/ before he removes /po/ (they have threads from 2018 still going). besides, /f/ is history. you can't simply try and erase history (unless you're a leftie).
>> [_] æ 3412913 >># True, but still, the formating of the different boxes was made for fullscreen. Maybe next time I will write, unless you like scrolling a lot. Also accidentially clicking outside the embed and closing the game would be bruutal on your first way through. Also true: Apparently Adobe will wait for till the end of December 31, 2020. That means websites will pro'ly delay their end of flash into 2021 still. Looks we will have at least one more year. >/f/ is history Truer words were never spoken, but I believe that is the last thing that interests Hiroshim00t. If there's no money to be made he will kill it off. What I truly wonder if /f/ (the people) will be able to make such (enough) a fuss that the administration cares. Can we pull it off? We did make a change once when the spamfilter filtered swfchan links. Only time will tell.
>> [_] Anon 3412922 This text parser is such ass, you can't even recall the last message you typed. >nooo you can't look at "weeaboo", you have to type the entire name of the "weeaboo sign"
>> [_] Anon 3412969 >># This is the first 4chan thing I've downloaded to my new laptop. Thanks, OP.
>> [_] Anon 3412970 >># every company, even google, also agreed to support flash up until end of 2020 but they are already being cunts and have been dismantling support for a long time, making it harder and harder to use flash in their browser it's such bullshit, it's obvious that sites are still using flash. if people weren't it would be no problem to just quit support cold turkey instead of successively make it harder and harder to use flash. >accidentially clicking outside the embed and closing the game would be bruutal on your first way through. if you click [Embed] inside the thread itself this isn't an issue. using embed from the catalog isn't recommended (bad wed design to just close the flash upon outside clicks if you ask me, almost like the developer don't use /f/ himself)

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2 .12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Ladies and lads, get the /f/uck in here for some annual nostalgia æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3374240 It's that time again. Looks like swfchan has finished it's yearly routine coming back from the dead just in time for the holidays, and so has this little game. What? It's been back for days now? I wouldn't know as OP hasn't had internet for the past week, but for you /f/ I'll always find a way home on christmas eve! Dropping the pasta in 3 ... 2 ... 1 Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for. If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. Who knows, maybe this time you'll get past the hairless duck, or the dwarven underground lava pit. When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command. "e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person. Every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer". Talk to everyone! Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like buttered cum (or shit). Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north". And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're screwed! Trust me. I tried tricking it with dying, but you can't die in the game, only in real life. Just go wild, like you're Steve in 1997. *** TRIGGER WARNING *** This flash DOES feature sound, it's just very late into the game. Also, chromefags are royally fucked as it is NOT recommended to play this in embedded mode. Do yourself a favor, grab a copy of Adobe's flash projector (before it gets taken down 2020) and play this swf locally *** TRIGGERED ***
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3374252 Alright. I can hear Marty Chang clapping his hands as I'm done. And record time at that. Another year over. Merry christmas /f/, please never change.
>> [_] Anon 3374258 I've tried to finish this before but i've gotten stuck. won't try again but i'm still glad this exists.
>> [_] Anon 3374282 Old puzzler is old.

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2 .12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Time for another year's annual playthrough æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3303576 Swfchan is back from the dead, just in time for the holidays, and so is this little game. Let's just jump right in. Read the intro description carefully. And the help text you should have asked for. If you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to request vague hints in this thread. When you're in a room, look (at the room), just press "l". Doing this will refresh the room with all changes applied. It should be your go-to command. "e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer" Talk to everyone! Pick up stuff. Don't eat (important) stuff, like cum (no shit). Common mistakes: Type only "n" to go "north" (upwards). Typing "go north" would search for a portal named "north". And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're fucked! No, really. I tried tricking it with dying and rebirthing, but you can't do that while online, and you would still log back at the same spot without it, so... Just go wild, like in your zorkest dreams. *** TRIGGER WARNING *** This flash DOES feature sound, it's just very late into the game. Also, please do yourself a favor and NOT play this in embedded mode. *** TRIGGERED ***
>> [_] Anon 3303591 >># I always loved this game. It's funny to think that the year 2010 was the distant future at the time. I always especially loved the song you get when you win the game. I actually like it more in the low-bit compressed version used year than the actual version. The threads /f/ had for several days as we tried to figure out how to beat it together were great.
>> [_] Anon 3303592 >># You forgot the most important pro-tip DON'T FORGET YOUR FUCKING GATEKEY
>> [_] Anon 3303594 >># It's been so long since I last played it, I don't quite remember all the steps. It's a trip down memory lane. The thing is like a time capsule for 4chan too. It was always a tragedy this wasn't put in the flash archive.
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3303596 >># I feel as you do anon, it was a genuine mystery to me back in the day, as noone shared his progress just past that one point you got stuck on back then. And a genuine feel of achievement when I finally figured it out. >># I got more accustomed to it with time, from my yearly playthroughs. I can more or less walk through it without having to consult anything but my brain. I still come across that one step I forgot everytime though and take a while to remember (NIGGERTITS). Yeah, the flash archive is most likely forgotten by everyone at this point. Only high profile creators with multiple swfs were featured. Still it feels like this swf truly encapsulates an era of 4chan and would be worthy to be featured there. In the end I decided to just make my own archive (aka collection) at swfchan. >># What do you mean, mah boi. pls read my long ass OP, kthxbai. >And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're fucked! No, really.
>> [_] Anon 3303598 >># >># Oh yeah, I forgot the actual name was gateway instead of gatekey. We'll, I'm a retard.
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3303633 And so another run comes to an end. I really like to play this flash while browsing /f/ and other boards at the same time. Gives your browsing more variation. It just needs that many hours to do it, even when you know exactly what to do. 't was a simpler time. Goodnight and merry chrisumasu /f/
>> [_] Anon 3303638 >># Well, there is the cheat code that was introduced because the first version of the game was discovered to have a broken bit at almost the very end. That way once it was fixed, people could go right back to the end game areas without needing to repeat the early ones. Of course then you're skipping most of the game, which defeats the purpose with a game like this. I only used it when I wanted to hear the victory music quickly since it's my favorite. The game is like concentrated nostalgia. I wonder how many people would have trouble with it now due to the older memes.

File: 4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Other)
[_] rare Anon 3265348 >>#
>> [_] op 3265349 >># 1) tl:dr 2) this was never good anyway
>> [_] Anon 3265355 wtf have hyperlink, what do now
>> [_] Anon 3265356 >># >what do now WE MAKE OC, NIGGA
>> [_] Anon 3265357 >># Enough about your post, what about the game?

File: 4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Come join this year's annual playthrough! æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193470 Get your dose of 1980' Adventure games in full S-W-F So, if you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to ask in this thread. Enjoy being given vague hints. Read the intro description carefully. ̶I̶̶t̶̶'̶̶s̶̶ ̶̶n̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶s̶̶h̶̶a̶̶m̶̶e̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶p̶̶l̶̶a̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶i̶̶n̶̶ ̶̶e̶̶a̶̶s̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶m̶̶o̶̶d̶̶o̶ DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're fucked! When you're in a room, look (at the room) immediatly. (just press "l") "e THING" examines THINGs, do that with everything/every person every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer" Talk to everyone! Pick up stuff / don't eat (important) stuff! Common mistakes: Type only "w" to go west (left). Typing "go w" searches for a portal named "w". Also, please do yourself a favor and NOT play this in embedded mode.
>> [_] Anon 3193499 I'm a fucking noob when it comes to this shit. I talked to the Scientologist and now i'm stuck. I have the Hyperlink
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193501 >># Better use it then! Use it on something... Maybe the url it hyperlinks to? If there only was a way to examine which site it leads to...
>> [_] Anon 3193504 >># I actually figured it out before I saw your response. I got to Shii and put her in the bag of holding for keks and then my computer decided to reboot. FML Anyways, I downloaded this so I can play it later. Thanks and Merry Christmas faggot.
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193505 >># And don't forget to take her box as well! Merry Christ-mas you too, bruh.
>> [_] Anon 3193506 Zeta, the creator, here. Just got done streaming for youtube a bit ago, came this way and saw someone posting this again after all this time. Are you the same person that posted it last time?
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193509 >># Yup, I have a habit of playing through this once a year. Just to see if I still can, and also got nothing better to do than spend my christmas night on /f/, I guess. Also, appreciate the post, especially since interest in most games declined over the past years. It has been posted 2-3 times other than that though. Nice to see the creator of something like this still visits the board every now and then on the holidays! Happy Gaming :)
>> [_] Anon 3193510 im stuck early on in the game, im at the point where i got a hyperlink to vg but im not sure where im suppose to use it at, and im somewhat certain it has to do with the cyber guy somehow
>> [_] Anon 3193512 >># I'm glad that one person out there celebrates this piece of garbage once a year. Most, if not all, other people have no doubt completely forgotten it in this new era of memes. I still have the source code, but trying to open it in modern flash makes it flip right the fuck out. I even have the test swf from when I first started making it.
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193513 >># Wait wat? I asume you mean /v/? The Cyber fag (on Habbo) is just some random fag, no interaction required. Well I suppose it has to be that fucking firewall on 4chan right? There are more portals there and right next to the entrance should also lie the one leading to /v/. Can't get through that Permaban? Dude, I'm behind seven proxies! I swear I saw one on Habbo as well.
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193514 >># Could'a sworn to have heard the same thing last year! ;) I will do as long as I remain a /f/ag. From the moment I played through it the first time here, till the day I die. I got some sweet nostalgic memories for this flash. Probably the first time I was up ALLLLLL NIGHT just to finish it with only a fraction of a walkthough and my wits on memes. AND I DID. (even if only with some help from decompiling it, that fucking /5/) Maybe someone on swfchan would want to fancy something with the sauce? I highly doubt it though.
>> [_] Anon 3193515 I'm wandering around /jp/ and I'm stuck. Visited all the areas. Put on some pants. Took Machine Code and a bunch of bowls of ramen. Got raped by a tentacle monster. What do I do now?
>> [_] Anon 3193516 >># im not seeing anything about a proxie this is what i have: [Gateway][Butter][Fake ID][Hypodermic Needle][Pokeball][Hitachi Magic Wand][Shii][Shii's Box][Ramen][Ramen][Ramen][Ramen][Ramen][ Dust][Sheets][A dollar][Dust][Sheets][Hyperlink][Briefca se] i already ate the popcorn, and im not sure if there is anything im suppose to do with the beds
>> [_] Anon 3193517 >># i didn't know what the hell i was doing when i made this, the sauce is garbage and I hate it. If I had ever wanted to do this again, I would make it so much less clusterfucky and way better without even breaking a sweat. It's really interesting to know how much better I am at programming shit at flash than I was 8 years ago, and still somehow know so little to where I'd still only be able to make mostly just text adventures, albeit significantly more fancy.
>> [_] Anon 3193518 >># Never mind. I found the ID.
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193519 >># OC is always welcomed. Too bad that flash has pretty much died as a game engine (apart from that fucking [H]). >># Hmm, unless you're wearing an afro I can't help you. Have you seen someone wearing an Afro? You should get an Afro, dude. Like the legendary duck, from the legends of Closed Pools. HINT: GET THAT EASY MODE ON. IT WILL TELL YOU WHICH ITEMS ARE "NECESSARY" ON BEATING THE GAME (will say QUEST ITEM, when examined, not working inside containers though, I think). Just type "I SUCK COCKS", no really, do it! >># >># You kinda answered your question yourself anyway. Too bad Machine code is no more...
>> [_] Anon 3193523 >># I'm still kind of stuck. I went into the theater and took all the items. I'm assuming I should use the wand on someone but I can't find someone it works on.
>> [_] Anon 3193524 >># flash having been thrown under the bus so hard hurts me greatly, not for gaming so much as just it's an important staple of my creativity. I have an adobe AIR app that basically fuels my entire youtube channel. I'll use flash until it's literally impossible to anymore
>> [_] Anon 3193526 >># i am already wearing the afro and i think the only dude that i saw with the afro was the nigra, who i gave aids to recieve a briefcase and the hyperlink, im not sure if there is another afro dude
>> [_] Anon 3193527 Also hi other person thanks for playing my ancient shitty game. I'd give advice but it's literally been years so I don't even remember half of what was important myself!
>> [_] Anon 3193528 >># I didn't take the Gateway before going to /jp/ so I guess I'm just fucked.
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193529 >># It's not always that simple. I tried using it on the tentacle monster, to no avail. Some items come in rather handy WAY later in the game. Like /d/ or /f/ being very far endgame, while /jp/ is the first board you visit! Also, brah, do you even portalize? GET your gateway OUTTA THEERE! >># True. It just feels like an era ending. I can see all the reasons (security, etc.) why it was dropped, and dumb games are not going anywhere (NOW ON IOS), but still... Playing flash games while everyone else is still occupied with figuring out bubble sort just smells like ye olde days for me.
>> [_] Anon 3193531 >># i apologize from 8 years ago for that awful thing i did of not making you take it to start the game but thankfully you only have to repeat like maybe a few minutes of shit from the start to get where you were
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193532 >># Samurais can have afros too! Guys, guys, I wrote the intro for a reason ;) Maybe you even are, did you check your "equipment" on the inventory page? Sometimes items do go to your i directly. Little protip: Always type l (lowercase L) It should be your goto command. It just f5 the page basically and you get a clear view on things. >># I once thought you can circumvent this when you die. But dying on the internet just respawns you there. Welp, go figure. Would have been a nice extra to see that whole hell and get back your precious gateway.
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193533 >># Oh sorry, you already have it. Well, then, remove that piece of shit and put it on somewhere more useful. I'm not gonna repeat myself.
>> [_] Anon 3193535 >># if I ever someday remake it to be less shitty or make a shitty sequel, i promise: -auto scrolling text so you can read it as it writes -slightly less strict commands -a gateway that has been permanently drilled into your virtual spine so people would stop getting trapped on the internet like retards -a secret command that would just spray dicks all over the screen
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193538 >># Sounds promising enough. But desu, even if you just strip the gateway to your underpants, it will not make you read walls of text better. And in Textadventures there will be those, no matter what. If people don't read they won't enjoy them anyway. I even saw the gateway joke as a meme here and there. But yeah, breaking your game IS kind of a bummer. Then again, I killed the internet on my first playthrough and that screws you completely as well.
>> [_] Anon 3193540 >># I remember when I first released that, and people had referenced not taking the gateway a bit. Good times! I forgot you could kill the internet. I had only remembered eating all the ramen would fuck you over, and that I had specifically added one more ramen into the sandbag in the zork area just in case.
>> [_] Anon 3193541 How to use 1st hyperlink?
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193542 >># see >># Hyperlinks go onto portals that are inactive. Like if you can't go to /a/ from 4chan then you want to use the (proper) hyperlink on /a/ and then go /a/.
>> [_] Heaven 3193556 >kill myself >mmmmmm watcha saaaaay >:stop music: >Doesnt work >kill myself again >mmmmm watcha saaaaaaaay DaFeels
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193559 You can always log off AND JUST DO IT FAGGOT. Also: turn that fucking music off. I didn't ask for those feels ;_;
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 3193573 Alright, another run finished, that's it for me. Until next year, folks! Have a good one.

File: 4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] This is my first post since 2010 Zeta 3074188 Thought you ignorant savages could use some time off of your jacking off and arguing to jack off to and argue about this.
>> [_] Anon 3074219 how do i get something flat for sisters room? also how to even surf /b/ in general? didnt manage to do that much in this game since it wouldent accept any of my commands. at least i went outside
>> [_] Zeta 3074225 You just have to be carrying the knife from the kitchen to enter her room. Remember to take the camera in there and microwave her hamster for full completion.
>> [_] Anon 3074265 Where do I use the hyperlink to /v/? I can't use it on the portal to /jp/ and there's a firewall to the north of it that I can't seem to get past or even interact with.
>> [_] Anon 3074283 >>You continue along through 4chan to the north, only to find the northern path completely blocked by a massive firewall.(...) >examine firewall >>You don't have a 'firewall,' nor is one here. >n >>You smack into the firewall like an idiot. Well, all right then. The fuck am I supposed to do with this hyperlink?
>> [_] Anon 3074285 >># When in doubt, examine what you can (just typing "e [object]" counts as "examine [object]". It tells you that it's "A hyperlink to /jp/", so perhaps you should try using it on the portal to /jp/

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.s wf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Post [G]ames. Controls inside. Anon 3027508 Controls are below. There are some secrets ones not listed here. Keep in mind that a few of them are required to progress. It's a text adventure, so make sure you read and think about everything. look / l / look in __ / l in __ inventory / i examine __ / e __ take __ / t __ / get __ / g __ (no 'from __' needed) drop __ / d __ drop __ in __ / d __ in __ / put __ in __ / p __ in __ wear __ / w __ remove __ / r __ use __ / u __ use __ on __ / u __ on __ talk to __ go to __ / go __ north/n/east/e/south/s/west/w/up/u/down/d turn that fucking music off turn that fucking music back on tl;dr (disables long room desc after first view) tell me more (re-enables it) i suck cocks (if you are a gigantic faggot, this will turn on EASY MODE. All required objects to beat the game, even if they're just required board portals or containers of important objects, will show 'QUEST' when examined. Anything without this is not required to beat the game.) disregard that (turns EASY MODE off.)
>> [_] Anon 3027529 >># I'm stuck in the fucking virtuanet hub what's the command to actually go to a site? (I'm a pleb, yes)
>> [_] Anon 3027530 >># Type "use portal to 4chan".
>> [_] Anon 3027533 >># thanks anon
>> [_] Anon 3027535 >># how do I go too other boards
>> [_] Anon 3027539 >># I went north, and any other direction had me smashed by the banhammer
>> [_] Anon 3027540 >># At the beginning, you can only go to /jp/ and make progress there. If you're at 4chan's homepage: Type "n", hit enter. Type to "talk to scientologist", hit enter. Type "take hyperlink", hit enter. Type "use hyperlink on portal to /jp/", hit enter. Type "use portal to /jp/", hit enter.
>> [_] Anon 3027542 >># i didn't expect any help from here, but again, thanks
>> [_] Anon 3027560 I'm so shit at this what do I do in /jp/?
>> [_] Anon 3027566 >># Explore, talk to people and do stuff. Remember to look at the list of controls on this page and that you can scroll up through the text in the game to check where you are, what are your options and what items/object/people are around you.
>> [_] Anon 3027568 >># Also, here are some links if you want to keep playing after this thread 404s. Game: http://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/141 9/46/1419463053307.swf This thread: http://archive.4plebs.org/f/thread/30275 08/#q3027508 Previous threads (Open them by right-clicking the red, randomized string of letters and numbers to the left of the thread link and open them in another tab or window. It's only necessary to see all replies of threads that have "end of preview" under them.): http://swfchan.net/9/41591.shtml?4Chan%2 7s+Tale+Revised+2+and+a+half.swf
>> [_] Anon 3027653 >># be a hero, type "kill self"
>> [_] Anon 3027658 >># Kek.

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.s wf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 3016931 Standard commands (there are secret ones as well): look / l / look in __ / l in __ inventory / i examine __ / e __ take __ / t __ / get __ / g __ (no 'from __' needed) drop __ / d __ drop __ in __ / d __ in __ / put __ in __ / p __ in __ wear __ / w __ remove __ / r __ use __ / u __ use __ on __ / u __ on __ talk to __ go to __ / go __ north/n/east/e/south/s/west/w/up/u/down/d turn that fucking music off turn that fucking music back on tl;dr (disables long room desc after first view) tell me more (re-enables it) i suck cocks (if you are a gigantic faggot, this will turn on EASY MODE. All required objects to beat the game, even if they're just required board portals or containers of important objects, will show 'QUEST' when examined. Anything without this is not required to beat the game.) disregard that (turns EASY MODE off.)
>> [_] Anon 3016936 >The distant future of 2010 as seen by 2006/7 anons >Textboard mod/admin drama and sjis arts are prevalent What the fuck happened.
>> [_] Anon 3017040 >># normalfags entered the internet and our fence wasnt gore-y enough to keep them out. should have posted that gore, faggots.
>> [_] Anon 3017051 >># Eternal september Summerfags Choose one. >Also that feel when you are long enough on the internet to remember most of the memes.
>> [_] Anon 3017053 can get to 4chan but then none of the exits work why am i retarded
>> [_] Anon 3017064 >># Try north.
>> [_] Anon 3017072 easy mistakes type "go [place]" to use portals type only "north" (or n) without go, to go in a direction Always type "l" to look at the room (f.e. after some commands), it should be your go to command Examine everything (you will see it's short name in brackets) Examine and also Talk to everyone World objects can only be interacted (used) in that room and not picked up Normal object have to be picked up before you can use them I think. Type "i" to see your inventory. But there really is no point to drop items.
>> [_] Anon 3017108 >gather all items from house >wear 5 panties and 2 bras >got gateway >go to /jp/ and got some items and an afro now wtf do i do

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.s wf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Anon 3015874 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 3015884 >># Type "log off" to get past that first bit, but make sure you read it. The commands are below if you forget. Remember that there are secret commands. This isn't mine, so don't ask me because I don't know. look / l / look in __ / l in __ inventory / i examine __ / e __ take __ / t __ / get __ / g __ (no 'from __' needed) drop __ / d __ drop __ in __ / d __ in __ / put __ in __ / p __ in __ wear __ / w __ remove __ / r __ use __ / u __ use __ on __ / u __ on __ talk to __ go to __ / go __ north/n/east/e/south/s/west/w/up/u/down/d Also, here are some useful commands you might want to know about. turn that fucking music off turn that fucking music back on tl;dr (disables long room desc after first view) tell me more (re-enables it) i suck cocks (if you are a gigantic faggot, this will turn on EASY MODE. All required objects to beat the game, even if they're just required board portals or containers of important objects, will show 'QUEST' when examined. Anything without this is not required to beat the game.) disregard that (turns EASY MODE off.)
>> [_] Anon 3015892 im way too fucking high for this
>> [_] Anon 3015937 >># thanks
>> [_] Anon 3015961 OP, you're scaring me. I was thinning out my moldy-ass collection and this was one of the flashes I deleted. Mainly because I never got anywhere.
>> [_] Anon 3016014 This game is SHIT

File: 4Chan's_Tale_Revised_2_and_a_half.swf-(2 .12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] Hosting this year's annual playthrough again. æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 2984285 IN THE DISTANT FUTURE THE YEAR READS 2010 So, if you are stuck or got any questions, feel free to ask in this thread. Enjoy being given vague hints. As I'm playing myself, it might take some time to reply. I'll try to check back periodically (you really wanna open this in fullscreen). Well then, happy holidays. Read the intro description carefully. ̶I̶̶t̶̶'̶̶s̶̶ ̶̶n̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶s̶̶h̶̶a̶̶m̶̶e̶̶ ̶̶t̶̶o̶̶ ̶̶p̶̶l̶̶a̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶i̶̶n̶̶ ̶̶e̶̶a̶̶s̶̶y̶̶ ̶̶m̶̶o̶̶d̶̶o̶ DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS And don't forget to pick up that gateway, else you're fucked! Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 2984287 >># When you're in a room, look (at the room) immediatly. (just press "l") Look at everything! Talk to everyone! Pick up stuff / don't eat (important) stuff! Common mistakes: Type only f.e "w" to go west. Typing "go w" searches for a portal named "w". If you don't recognize anything, you are too young. Or too new. Catch up about ye olde memes!
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 2984295 >># Further correction (been a while): "e THING" examines THINGs, do that instead every THING has a short name (you see in brackets when examining) e.g. The "Virtuanet Portalizer" is also the "portalizer"
>> [_] Anon 2984336 Oh right, people in 2007 actually remembered Shii's faggotry.
>> [_] Anon 2984343 Thanks. >># What's wrong with Shii? What did he do?
>> [_] æ 2984352 >># Don't know much about him, apart from being responsible for today's forced anonymous on /b/ again. As a TOWfag, there had likely been drama going on.
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 2984430 Holy shit people still post this Guy that made it here, I think this is the right tripcode I used a million years ago. I'm glad at least a few of you still remember this pile of shit and enjoy it to some degree
>> [_] Anon 2984440 >># Ain't nothing wrong with forced Anonymous, as long as there's IDs. I don't think that anything's really wrong with Shii, after reading his ED article. >># Thank you very much for creating this. When was this created? Swfchan doesn't archive before 2008.
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 2984442 >># hang on it's on an external drive of which i have like 10 so let me figure out which one and find out
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 2984443 >># Well, consider me honored! Just one of the christmas themed swfs that I post everytime. I consider flash games superior to converted youtube videos, as they are more a unique flash file. Consider me arrogant, but I did think that I'm one of if not the last person here to know how to get to the end in this game here. Hence I felt somewhat obliged to pass down the knowledge. I was once just your average newfag learning about all that was 4chan when I came across this file. And, with no guide to be found NOWHERE, I still somehow made it to the end with a combination of memes, pieces of guides and swfchan's data library. One of my proudest 4chan nights back then.
>> [_] Ryoh 2984450 >># Huh. I'm still in /jp/. I think I got all the stuff, though. I'm >># , I'ma namefag real fast.
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 2984453 >># >># okay i found it, the first .fla file of it was created on 4/4/2008, I think that was when I posted the 'demo' and asked for some opinions on memes of the time outside of my home turf of /v/ and /f/. And the flash you are now playing on's final update was on 8/22/2008. There sure is some ancient shit in this folder. http://i.4cdn.org/b/1451021220954.png
>> [_] æ !Dd7n98Z5E6 2984458 >># I'd definitely be interested in most of that folder's content! Might wanna post it sometime with your trip (btw is it on purpose that you showed your tripcoed in the screenshot? I suppose it's an ancient, not used anymore tripcode)
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 2984462 >># WHOOPS but you're right I never tripcode and this might not even be the right one so whatev
>> [_] æ 2984479 Well then. I'm done with my playthrough again. Sadly, it doesn't look like there's much interest in it, so I'll be taking my leave. Maybe check back later once. See ya, and merry christmas /f/aggots!
>> [_] Anon 2984483 >get hyperlink >use hyperlink "you're doing it wrong" >click hyperlink nothing >use hyperlink on portal to /jp/ nothing >use portal to /jp/ "you're doing it wrong" >use hyperlink on portal "the fuck is a portal" gives up.
>> [_] æ 2984487 >># portal to /jp/ shortens as "/jp/" as in "go /jp/" IF you're talking about the hyperlink to /v/, you might wanna use that on the portal to /v/ (inactive)

File: 4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf-(2.12 MB, 640x480, Game)
[_] That time of the year æ 2638403 based on a real story Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 2638428 >># >Exits:[N][E][S][W] >go n >Hooker, there is no portal going to such a place here. What am I doing wrong?
>> [_] Anon 2638430 how do I get out of /jp/
>> [_] æ 2638431 >># just type "n", not "go n" also read the help THOROUGHLY >># dat gateway, did you get it biatch?
>> [_] Anon 2638432 oh I didn't pick up the gateway fucking NIGGERS
>> [_] Anon 2638465 Man, the WiFi Trophy. Totally forgot that you can use in on /v/. I knew I missed the SSBM part.
>> [_] Anon 2638474 Has anyone ever found a way to actually loose the game, besides missing the gateway?
>> [_] Anon 2638488 >># the internet kill button makes the game unbeatable also you can die irl
>> [_] æ 2638492 >># Well death is not a game over, try looking! "l" is always your default command returning to the current room description.
>> [_] swaglord 2638519 >># le edgy XD
>> [_] Anon 2638523 I love how back then I could easily deduce a lot of commands needed from popular memes but I wonder if today anyone at all can make progress in this game. makes me sad
>> [_] Anon 2638548 What the fuck I died fuck this I'm not playing through all that shit again that took me like a half hour fuck this gay ass game.
>> [_] Anon 2638556 >># see>># you can actually rebirth, THANKS RAPTORJESUS
>> [_] Anon 2638558 >no repeating previous text entries >have to type in full names of everything >no context assumption, i.e. "use the [x] on what? literally less advanced than Zork
>> [_] Anon 2638571 >># that's not quite true everything has a short name as can be seen by examining it ( in brackets) use commands mostly "l", "e", "use" and then one word for the item while it does not repeat entries, it puts a reaction to every entry. E.g. TALK TO YOURSELF, YOU FUCK? if you talk to things that cannot talk or SOLID if you go n,s,e,w where you cannot Also, story is golden, it's really worth the effort
>> [_] æ 2638572 Well, that's it /f/ Done with my playthrough, not setting a new score but I finished on hard mode without fags. Time to say goodbye to another year. Till next one. Goodnight sweet prince

File: 4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf-(2.12 MB, Game)
[_] Classic 4chan Adventure Anon 1813960
>> [_] Anon 1813961 I always loved the music after the final boss in this.
>> [_] Anon 1813965 >The year is 2010 >This game came out in 2007 and 2010 was "The Future" Funny how time gets away from you like that.
>> [_] Anon 1813971 DON'T FORGET THE GATEWAY
>> [_] Anon 1813998 Wow you faggots actually played this game So sad. So pathetic. So gay. 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1814003 >># Yes, and?
>> [_] Anon 1814006 >># Aww, did the faggot get stuck?

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[_] [G] Where dem games at Anon 1625880 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1625973 How the fuck do I use the hyperlink? It just tells me "DOING IT WRONG" when I try Using it and doesn't attempt to tell me the right command.

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[_] [G] Post some god damn [G] Anon 1566150 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1566225 Wow, I remember this. Good times.
>> [_] Anon 1566260 I'm pretty sure if you don't take the [Gateway] right at the beginning you can't get out of /jp/. Fuck.
>> [_] Anon 1566272 fucking shit
>> [_] Anon 1566289 >># Soooo... That's why i get stuck the last time. Ok, another try.

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[_] [G] Anon 1531792 games ftw Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1531818 Dammit I wish I could remember how you got past /jp/...
>> [_] Anon 1531952 what the fuck am i supposed to do here

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[_] [G] Beemo 1523736 I <3 Cannibal Cheerleaders
>> [_] Anon 1523745 http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/334255998
>> [_] Anon 1523759 This needs more scripting for when shit does't happen.
>> [_] Anon 1523785 >># try other commands try using shit on other shit hope you didn' forget your fucking gateway
>> [_] Anon 1523818 >go to portal to 4chan >Hooker, there is no portal going to such a place here. wat.jpg
>> [_] Anon 1523844 go 4chan worked
>> [_] Anon 1523848 in /jp/ found all stuff I think, what do now? Also, do you do anything with the Tentacle Monster?
>> [_] Anon 1523886 >Played this game long ago >Got AIDS in the pool >I have aids now >What can i do with aids?
>> [_] Anon 1523941 >># Use the code on the portalizer in the Virtuanet Hub >># Show it to the Nigra

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[_] [G] 4CHAN ADVENTURE GAME Anon 1496192 Don't forget the Gatekey Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1496194 Wow, been a while since I last saw this one.
>> [_] Anon 1496195 >the year is 2010 THE FUTURE
>> [_] Anon 1496200 how do I get out of /jp/?
>> [_] Anon 1496212 what the fuck do I do?
>> [_] Anon 1496215 >># did you type help? It gives you the commands you can use. Start out by taking the gateway item, then typing "go 4chan" to head to 4chan.
>> [_] Anon 1496216 what happens if you type help and anwser the skype call? amm i gonna get hacked now?
>> [_] Anon 1496217 >># >skype call What are you talking about? Help just brings up a list of pointers and commands.
>> [_] Anon 1496218 >an hero >that music oh wow
>> [_] Anon 1496223 DON'T HIT THE FUCKING INTERNET SHUT OFF BUTTON DON'T FUCKING DO IT
>> [_] Anon 1496246 >># Why did you have to tempt me? Whyyyyyy
>> [_] Anon 1496275 >># so, I got every concivable item in /jp/ I have the butter, fake ID, hypodermic needle, pokeball, ramen, shii and his box, the magic wand, popcorn, pants, shirt, and afro what the fuck do I do now?
>> [_] Anon 1496277 tldr
>> [_] Anon 1496305 >># Use the gateway. It will teleport you back to the main area. That is your ownly way to leave certain places. The gateway is on the area you started on. Didn't you pick it up?
>> [_] Anon 1496353 >># NO THE PAST
>> [_] Anon 1496355 what do I do first?
>> [_] Anon 1496381 The Walkthrough: http://dagobah.net/flash/4Chans_Tale_Rev ised_2.swf/comments

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[_] [G] Anon 1385895 I'm stumped /f/ How do I raise the power level on the possessed E-meter? Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1385920 I used to play Infocom games like Planetfall and Wishbringer so I'll give this a spin. Thanks dude.
>> [_] Anon 1385924 its quite awesome i remember playing it trough, you gotta have to try it >># it ivolves something with firin yah lazer
>> [_] Anon 1385945 Oh hell yes, I love this game. I remember when it first came out. Lovely. Quite tricky though. For anyone reading, you should make sure to get the gatekey before you leave the first area, or else you can't ever win.
>> [_] Anon 1385950 Where did the flash archive for 4chan related flashes go? It used to be on the homepage, but Now I can't seem to find it. did they remove that when I wasn't looking?
>> [_] Anon 1386048 i walked outside and died :( but i ruined teh interwebz and 2 small children HUZZAH
>> [_] Anon 1386136 booooooooring.
>> [_] Anon 1386166 >># are you serious? Not enough gay furry romance for your taste? >># there is actually a way if youre stuck because of that an hero or die elseway go to hell proceed with the rebirth go back to your room and log on There you are, back to the HUB

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[_] [G] Anon 1370451
>> [_] Anon 1370464 Oh fucking hell, I remember this game. It's awesome. Thank you kindly
>> [_] Anon 1370507 I'm stuck on /b/ I took the post button, but I don't know where to go from there. The CP just vanishes when I drop it in the File Field, and use the post button.

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[_] [G] Anon 1336248 yes indeed
>> [_] Anon 1336314 dammit how do i use the second hyperlink?
>> [_] Anon 1336335 how do i use the first hyperlink?
>> [_] Anon 1336352 .... fucking a man..... i dont know how to use the hyper link to get into jp/....
>> [_] Anon 1336353 "use hyperlink on portal"

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[_] [G] Anime Romantic comedy Zombie will eat your unhappyness. !TAJHyCgF.Y 1335787 Have fun /f/.
>> [_] Zombie will eat your unhappyness. !TAJHyCgF.Y 1335789 Btw, tittle is a lie, so is your moms cake. She puts seditives if your food.
>> [_] Anon 1335908 haha what a waste of time
>> [_] FishStick !BroQXbefWo 1335920 i never played a text adventure before... so far is confusing, but i got some ramon from the ramen shop
>> [_] Anon 1335935 I'm still stuck in after getting AIDS

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[_] [G] 4CHAN ADVENTURE GAME Anon 1319225 A cool 4chan adventure game, trickier than it looks. Type "help" for help with the game's commands and such. Also, don't forget to grab the gateway before you leave the first area. Can you save the princess? (there is no princess)
>> [_] Anon 1319308 what i've to do with the AIDS?
>> [_] Anon 1319334 What the fuck do you do when you get to the habbo hotel
>> [_] Anon 1319345 >># Get fro. Make afro duck. Get shit. Open pool. Get aids. Give aids to nigra. Get briefcase. etc. etc. etc. Kill the internet. Go outside. ????? PROFIT!
>> [_] Zombie will eat your unhappyness. 1319355 Some how, this makes me happy inside.

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[_] [G] play through that one, /f/ellows Anon 1239047 Scientology has taken over 4chan and its up to you to restore the lulz are you bad enough dude?
>> [_] Anon 1239077 more like use common commands and nothing happens ever
>> [_] Anon 1239126 >># You need to get the gateway item before you leave for /jp/. Otherwise, you're permanently stuck.

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[_] [G] halp halp 1209560 Halp :< I'm in the Fox News area, I know the password is DSFARGEG but I don't know how to put it in. I've tried putting [DSF] [AR] [G] [EG] in the 'Password Field' and then using the password field, but that isn't the way to do it. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1209563 durka, wait, I got it. Forgot to grab the post button
>> [_] Anon 1209572 ...is removed from 4chan once and for all. The dianetics building begins to crumble around you, and soon you can see the rest of 4chan from your position on the Xbox. The portals are reopening! Anon is returning through them in a confused daze as their site begins to reconstruct! You have brought the asshole of the internet back from the dead, and saved the entire internet in the process. Well done, Anonymous. You are the true Force of the Internet. oh boi
>> [_] Anon 1209575 I've seriously had this on my hard drive since October 2008. Beat it tonight after playing it for like seven hours (first time actually spending more than five minutes on it though.) I KNOW YOU'RE PROUD OF ME GUYS
>> [_] Zeta 1209578 FUN FACT: type in "I am a cheating faggot" this is the first place on the internet where you've heard it. (Though I'd be happy if it was the last)
>> [_] Anon 1209675 I just started this, and got into 4chan, but now, even though there are 4 exits, I can't go through any of them. What do I do, other than kill myself for not figuring this out?

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[_] [G] Classico Anon 1168572 Here's a quick walk-through: 1) get gateway 2) go to 4chan 3) north 4) talk scifag 5) get hyperlink 6) use hyperlink on /jp/ 7) go to /jp/ Good luck :) Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1168577 I'm stuck in the Dianetics building. How do you charge that e-meter?
>> [_] Anon 1168590 Still needs more usability testing. I hate playing guess the verb. Or noun. Or adverb. Try logging what commands are entered and when.
>> [_] Anon 1168597 Most of the verbs are listed when you type "help". For nouns use (e)xamine to find their shortcut phrase
>> [_] Anon 1168600 How do you even start? i cant get off the home page
>> [_] Anon 1168607 >># Left-click on the words "Click to start"
>> [_] Anon 1168611 >># yea but what do you type to get started? nothing comes up?
>> [_] Anon 1168613 >># It should still have a lot more replies.
>> [_] Anon 1168618 >># You can type in the subject bar (click in it first) when "The year is 2010..." pops up.
>> [_] Anon 1168626 how does i charged lazer?
>> [_] Anon 1168648 cc
>> [_] Anon 1168651 http://images.mackanzoor.com/Motivationa l_Posters/[Gateway].jpg.htm
>> [_] Anon 1168652 I dunno what to do after goingto the hentai theatre, seeing the tentacle monster, ddr fag, etc.
>> [_] Anon 1168658 >># Don't forget to check out the DDR machine.
>> [_] Anon 1168662 >># Leonidasderp.jpg, I has the machine code... now wat?
>> [_] Anon 1168664 >>Zork I Holy shit nostalgia
>> [_] Anon 1168677 >># Use it on the portalizer
>> [_] Anon 1168682 >># "What fucking 'portalizer' are you babbling about?" ... Even the game doesn't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>> [_] Anon 1168704 >># look and examine the very first room of the game.
>> [_] Anon 1168706 >># I've been trying to get to that room. Can't find it. Feels bad man.
>> [_] Anon 1168719 >># "use gateway" takes you there
>> [_] Anon 1168747 "You don't have a 'gateway' to use, nor is one nearby. Where the hell do you see a 'gateway' at, faggot?. You don't have a 'gateway' to use, nor is one nearby."
>> [_] Anon 1168753 >># you, sir, have failed at life entirely. the help excerpt even says "don't forget to grab the fucking gateway" :T
>> [_] Anon 1168760 Stuck on /d/. halp?
>> [_] Anon 1168802 >There is no 'air' here, nigger. Science has lied to me.
>> [_] Anon 1168828 >># You'll need to help tubgirl first
>> [_] GIRL WHO IS DRAWING BECAUSE OF TRENTMOLLER ISSUE 1168838 Stuck just after gaining chocolate rain.
>> [_] GIRL WHO IS DRAWING BECAUSE OF TRENTMOLLER ISSUE 1168851 >># Uh, I got the gun? Uuhhhhhh...
>> [_] Anon 1168855 >># Grats, now go find the Zork house :)
>> [_] Anon 1168859 I got the aids and gave it to the nigra... I'm stuck in Habbo hotel
>> [_] GIRL WHO IS DRAWING BECAUSE OF TRENTMOLLER ISSUE 1168862 >># Zork house?!? ;_;
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 1168940 Oh hi everyone. This therad looks like it's about to die but I thought I'd just come say hi before it did. I made this, if you don't know me. It's kind of neat being a tiny part of 4chan history. I never thought people would like it as much as they did. I honestly had little hope people would even remember what a text adventure was when I posted it, with all the underageb& around here. I would have made another by now but I've have zero good ideas and I don't want to make a total pile of shit, just a partial pile of shit! I've been thinking about an /x/ themed one but it'd probably suck if I made it. Keep being sort of awesome sometimes, /f/! And stop forgetting your gateway. Seriously, cut that out.
>> [_] Anon 1168945 >># Please make another one! We'd all love to see it!Or make a /tg/ one, /tg/ is all about the interesting, complex games. Hell, they have dorf fortress threads like every day. It's the new dorf fortress place instead of /v/ I was so happy when I saw the dorf fortress in game! Now if only I could figure out that Zork house clue.... I'm so fucking stupid...
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 1168950 >># I fucking love dwarf fortress, but even if I bothered learning how to make a game like that, it would never be nearly as good as any other game like that. Or if you meant a text adventure themed around tg, i don't even know how that would work. I'd link you to the walkthrough but I don't know where it was. Text adventures are ridiculous time wasters due to trying to figure out what does what, especially when they're built around nonsense like 4chan. SPOILERS, I think the most important thing in the zork house was getting/using the brawl trophy, to then rip open the sandbag and grab a cd for use elsewhere. If all else fails, turn on the thing that lets you examine an item and see that it is in fact a quest item. Outside of containers this usually guarentees you're picking up something you have to use on something.

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[_] [G] 4Chan's Tale Anon 1161078 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1161081 alot of fail in these commands
>> [_] Anon 1161089 "The year is 2010, and life is great."
>> [_] Anon 1161095 guess i wasnt supposed to go outside
>> [_] Anon 1161097 Just found out "become an hero" works when you go offline as well, lol
>> [_] Anon 1161146 needs a lot of playtesting, most of the comands i gave didn't work
>> [_] Anon 1161283 basic commands: north, south, east, west use, talk, get. Your first commands should be "get gateway" and "go to 4chan"

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[_] [G] 4chan adventure! Anon 1138255 A classic 4chan adventure game. Don't forget the gatekey. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 1138257 I love this game.
>> [_] Anon 1138260 >># gateway, not gatekey you faggot
>> [_] Anon 1138270 awesome
>> [_] Anon 1138271 this game is fuckng impossible
>> [_] Anon 1138276 examine penis You don't have a 'penis', nor is one here. examine vagina You don't have a 'vagina', nor is one here. Well, shit.
>> [_] Anon 1138295 >># become an hero
>> [_] Anon 1138312 >># You must not be in /d/ yet
>> [_] Anon 1138332 i'm stuck in 4chan use 4chan logo thats it.
>> [_] Anon 1138335 >># take gateway go 4chan north talk scientologist take hyperlink use hyperlink on portal to /jp/ go /jp/ I've gotten to /jp/ and Habbo and have hyperlink to /v/, but no fucking clue what I'm doing.
>> [_] Anon 1138353 Try looking up your ass, you might see more. Where the hell do you see a 'ass' at, faggot?.
>> [_] Anon 1138373 >># I found a bug, if you go south then north after you get the hyperlink it's removed from your inventory lol.
>> [_] Anon 1138379 >># Sure you took the hyperlink? You said take hyperlink right?
>> [_] Anon 1138381 >># Yeah nevermind, I'm just retarded.
>> [_] Anon 1138384 >># You're on 4chan, and you're only now figuring this out?
>> [_] Anon 1138385 >># If I'm retarded why do you think I would have the mental capacity to figure it out sooner?
>> [_] Anon 1138389 how the fuck do I get out of /jp/? I collected a whole bunch of shit, but can't find anything to do. I keep trying to use everything on everything, but it's getting tedious.
>> [_] Anon 1138395 >># that gateway you should have taken, it is reusable.
>> [_] Anon 1138403 >># Ah. I didn't take the gateway. So now it's impossible to make any progress, and I can't go back, so I have to restart, I assume. Pretty much typical text adventure shit.
>> [_] Anon 1138409 >># That is one of only maybe... three or so ways you can fuck the game up so much it is unwinnable. So don't worry too much.
>> [_] Anon 1138410 >># Good point. Duurr huurr
>> [_] Anon 1138414 >># yeah, I can't figure out what to do with the hyperlink to /v/ either.
>> [_] Anon 1138439 >># hahah I got it. You have to do something in habbo hotel. It involves a nigra. A pool. And an aids. Get the briefcase from the nigra and open the briefcase. use the item inside to travel E from 4chan's home page and "use hyperlink on /v/"
>> [_] Anon 1138464 >># You need to use it on the broken link. If you can't get to it, because you are B&, you do what you would IRL to get around the ban (not that any of us every would of course because we are angels).
>> [_] Anon 1138487 >># how the fuck do I correctly type it in?
>> [_] Anon 1138494 >># I dunno bro
>> [_] Anon 1138512 anyone got any know how to get unbanned?
>> [_] Anon 1138518 >># All hail afroduck!
>> [_] Anon 1138522 hey, bro, found a bug. Dwarf fortress is /tg/'s shit, not /v/'s shit.
>> [_] Anon 1138537 what the fuck do i do in /jp/?
>> [_] Anon 1138546 Holy fuck, I just dropped the barrel in /v/ inside itself. IT FUCKING VANISHED, I'M BONED
>> [_] Anon 1138557 I am now in A. What now?
>> [_] Anon 1138570 log off, take photos of your sister, log on, find CP on your HUB!
>> [_] Anon 1138583 >># what?

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[_] [G] Fucking fuck Anon 992160 how the fuck to i get through fucking /d/
>> [_] Anon 992168 this thing has possibly the worst parser I have ever encountered. no scenery objects either. FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU how do I used hyperlink
>> [_] Anon 992170 use the hyperlink on /jp/ remember the slashes or it won't work
>> [_] Anon 992195 how many levels are there of this shit? i can't get out of jp
>> [_] Anon 992202 >># so, I got all the way to Youtube, then gave up. this thing has the worst fucking parser ever. if I had the source code for it I would volunteer to rewrite the whole thing in Inform, that's how bad it is. and I would add some proper fucking synonyms.
>> [_] Anon 992212 someone has to know how to get through fucking /d/
>> [_] Anon 992222 OP here, missed getting the fucking Chocolate Rain in youtube, past /d/ now. fuck
>> [_] Anon 992356 typed [], crashed game.

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[_] [G] because everybody loves text games Anon 961356 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 961546 What am I suppose to do with the hyperlink?
>> [_] Anon 961592 where do I get the gateway?
>> [_] Anon 961593 Now I have a whole bunch of useless shit and I've been impregnated with eggs. I have no idea what to do next.
>> [_] Anon 961639 >># 2nd
>> [_] Anon 961663 another one trapped with eggs
>> [_] Anon 961681 I logged off and went outside... bad idea...

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[_] [G] Anon 936654 Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 936655 This is the worst game ever
>> [_] Anon 936666 I'm stuck in /jp/ and I'm not sure what to do aside from sneaking into the hentai theater and finding shii's box
>> [_] Anon 936668 agreed, it's not even possible to leave the starting room
>> [_] ​Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 936672 Type "look nigger". Shit bricks. Also to leave the starting room, type Go 4chan. There's a fucking PORTAL TO 4CHAN. It helps if you've actually played these fucking games before.
>> [_] Anon 936673 "eat nigger" You don't got a fucking 'nigger' to eat, hooker. "look nigger" Where the hell do you see a 'nigger' at, faggot?.
>> [_] ​Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 936674 Worldly Objects: [4chan Logo] Namefags: None. --------------------------------------- '---ACCESS DENIED---' You are smacked in the face by a ban hammer and knocked back. Looks like you'll need to bypass your ban somehow. *I typed "take 4chan logo" You can't take that. *I typed "take logo" You can't take that. *I typed "Take the fucking logo" There is no 'the fucking logo' here, nigger.
>> [_] Anon 936675 Okay what the fuck? How do you start?
>> [_] ​Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 936678 Mind has been successfully fucked "take there is no 'nigger' here nigger" There is no 'there is no 'nigger' here nigger' here, nigger.
>> [_] ​Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 936679 >># TYPE "I SUCK COCKS" SINCE YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED EASY MODE. Or if you dont want easy mode, type "Go 4chan" as soon as you start.
>> [_] Anon 936681 >># Never played one of these before. Thank you.
>> [_] Anon 936687 Type "jack off"
>> [_] Anon 936689 I got the machine code. Now what?
>> [_] Anon 936692 /r/ goatse Universe 2001 music Flash Please. Somebody Upload it!!!
>> [_] ​Mono-chan !moNoTOnous 936695 >># /r/'ing you fuck off.
>> [_] Anon 936716 what do I do witht he machhhhhhine code!
>> [_] Anon 936729 You have no 'undefined' you double nigger. There's no 'undefined' here, faggot. [---Inventory---] -[Wad of Cum] [---You are wearing---] Nothing, and it's a frightening sight. For the love of christ, get some clothes. lols
>> [_] Anon 936751 You know the area you start in? PICK UP THE FUCKING GATEWAY YOU FUCKING IDIOTS
>> [_] Jack Starr 936759 does nobody play text based rpg's anymore? for those who havnt or are having a hard time with this i suggest you A: grab a copy of zork1-3 V:grab a guide C;suck less D:???? E:GTFO MY EPIC 4CHAN TBRPG
>> [_] Anon 936762 srsly what am I supposed to do/get inside /jp/ that lets me progress with the game? I get that I use the gateway to go back to 4chan but after that I still can't seem to get past the firewall.
>> [_] Anon 936791 Once you get the machine code go back to the hub and use it on the Virtuanet Portalizer.
>> [_] Anon 936871 I went to habbo and got the aids what do I do next?

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[_] [G] 4CHAN ADVENTURE GAME YOU NIGGER Anon 932829 GOOD LUCK YOU'LL NEED IT DON'T FORGET YOUR FUCKING GATEWAY Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] the promendus 932910 ok seriously.. this doesnt go anywhere does it?
>> [_] Anon 932925 OK, I just got into youtube and I can't figure out what to do. I have the codes to /v/ and habbo hotel, and /jp/, and the proxy as well. My inventory is: [Gateway][Ramen][Butter][Fake ID][Hypodermic Needle][Pokeball][Hitachi Magic Wand][Shii's Box][Shii][Proxy][Briefcase][Battletoads ][Triforce of Power][Fire][Lakitu Cloud][Monkeys][Hammer Bros. Hammer][ITTY BITTY BABY][Can of Powdered Toast][Powdered Toast] What the fuck do I do once I get to youtube?
>> [_] Anon 932926 >># Oh, and I just found the MYSQL_ERROR but don't know what the hell to do with that either,
>> [_] Anon 932936 Yes it does go somewhere, it has a definate end, and not a cop-out either. You just have to keep at it to get there. Head back to /v/. Still have some work to do there. If you want, I can be more specific.
>> [_] Anon 932944 OK, I made the buttered toast and figured out to use it on Shii, but I can't figure out which item I need to complete the contraption. I also found grandfather the guy but I have no clue what to do about him. There are some items I left behind at the start because the game didn't tag them as needed (I have enough trouble even with the game's help), those are: [Sheets] [Sheets] [Dust] [Dust] [Shit] [Ramen] [Ramen] [Ramen] [Ramen] [Fire] [Fire] [Fire] [Hypodermic Needle] [Triforce of Power] [Monkeys] [Hammer Bros. Hammer] [Shirt] What the hell am I doing wrong? Feel free to be specific.
>> [_] Anon 932946 >># Shit, figured out what to do with the closet as soon as I posted this...
>> [_] Anon 932948 >># You need the fire and the ramen for later, and also that barrel. take your battletoads, and use them on that big machine in /v/. You will get an apple (really more like a cherry)... if you have ever played "I wanna be the guy" you know that these things are downright deadly. Use it on the grandfather to do him in. Take his gun. Then, head into his closet. You will come upon the house from zork! a farfetch'd is also there, use the pokeball on it and take the leek. get inside the house. open the trophy case inside and get the wii trophy, you'll need it. Then go into the basement and turn the lights on to kill the grue. Go back to the main hub, and use the wii trophy to go into the wii online thing. Beat up the sandbag to get something in it you need, don't remember the exact name. And that should catch you up. Specific enough for you nigger?
>> [_] Anon 932950 Protip: Remember there are a few hidden commands in the game, but they are pretty normal things, if you explore logicly based on 4chan. For instance, for shits and giggles try typing in the command "become an hero"
>> [_] Anon 932955 You all realize already that "look" and "examine" are very different commands, right? look surverys the room, examine gives details about an object. Good idea to examine everything.
>> [_] Anon 932957 >># Ahh, damn. I would have figured it all out if I just realized to use the battletoads game on the machine, too.
>> [_] Anon 932960 >># Yeah, that's kinda what this game is like. You will encounter parts where you are stumped, seemingly, but you catch up pretty quick.
>> [_] Anon 932970 >># Fuuuck, stuck in /a/ now. Figured out how to make the anti-graviy device. Also did the schoolbook thing and got the bike. Do I need the silver monkey for anything?
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 932971 Wow, people still play my game! Hi guys! I totally got too lazy to ever finish putting a picture for everything in the world, it wasn't worth the humongous effort. I'm glad to see people still enjoy it anyway and repost it occasionally though. How many gateways have been forgotten in recent times?
>> [_] Anon 932973 >># I think the promendus might have not taken his, judging by his ideas of the game not going anywhere.
>> [_] Anon 932975 OK, so I got the leek, then I got the sexyjutsu, then I got the spincock. Now I'm stuck again. Can't figure out what to do with the Caramel dancers. Do they have something to do with Jim Carrey?
>> [_] Anon 932976 >># Indirectly, yes. You have to overpower their catchy and annoying music with a more powerful song.
>> [_] Anon 932978 >># So Zeta, how have you been? what have you been up to?
>> [_] Anon 932980 >># I got the chocolate rain, just can't figure out how to shut them up with it. If that's what I'm supposed to be doing.
>> [_] Anon 932981 >># Wrong music. Did you use the wifi trophy at the main hub? That seems to be a problem for most people.
>> [_] Anon 932983 WOO! Just beat the game again, looks like I still got it. Nothin to do now but kick back and take in the kick assome ending music.
>> [_] Anon 932986 WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO IN /jp/!? I GOT THE FUCKING MACHINE CODE AND EVERYTHING!
>> [_] Anon 932992 >># BUT DID YOU GET THAT FUCKING GATEWAY LIKE YOU WERE TOLD TO YOU STUPID NIGGER?
>> [_] Anon 932995 >># wat?
>> [_] Anon 932998 >># DERP! DURR HURR! IM GONNA GO THROUGH A TEXT BASED ADVENTURE WITHOUT GRABBING SOMETHING OF IMPORTANCE! DURR HURR!
>> [_] Anon 932999 >># You'd be surprised. If you want to leave, just use the gateway.
>> [_] Anon 933007 This flash game seems to have a habit of creating huge threads for some reason.
>> [_] Anon 933008 dunno if you guys are still reading this, but I managed to get myself stuck in the /d/ ovary part and can't figure out what to do. Right now I have: [Gateway][Fake ID][Hitachi Magic Wand][Proxy][Lakitu Cloud][ITTY BITTY BABY][MYSQL_ERROR][WiFi Trophy][Fire][Gun of The Guy][Bike][Anti-Gravity Device][Sexyjutsu][Spincock][Chocolate Rain][White House Trophy][Bottle of Pheremones][Bridget][Con Badge][Teh Rei][Vaginal Juices]
>> [_] Anon 933010 >># Games, thousands of them! I've been trying out every oldschool game ever made one at a time, plus actually good games on occasion. Played Okami for the first time last month and loved every moment of it. Gears of War 2 was also surprisingly fun, I don't usually like third person shooters. I still lurk now and then, but still spend most of my time on /v/ when I do.
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 933012 >># whoops forgot my tripcode as usual
>> [_] Anon 933013 >># You have the items you need. There are some people in /d/ with problems, help them.
>> [_] Anon 933015 Well, I'm glad you were here one of the nights your game was posted again then.
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 933016 >># when i first posted it I never once had the thought that it would last past the night with more then a glance, it's cool everyone loved it so much.
>> [_] Anon 933024 Now /b/ has me stumped... I tried using everything in my inventory on what's available but no go.
>> [_] Anon 933031 Shit, do I have to go to fox news at all? I just noticed it magically disappeared from my portal list... I hope there's nothing I had to do there, because if there is I might be fucked
>> [_] Anon 933035 >># Anyone? It would really blow ass if I have to do this all over again.
>> [_] Anon 933067 >># OK, I'm absolutely stuck. I've made my way inside /b/ although i can't do anything, and I can't figure out what to do for happy negro and chris hansen to advance the story. Nor can I figure out how to get into Fox because their security is keeping me out. Absolutely positively stumped, so if you know the answer just go spoil it for me. I have: [Gateway][Fake ID][Proxy][Barrel][Lakitu Cloud][Gun of The Guy][WiFi Trophy][White House Trophy][Sexyjutsu][Can of Powdered Toast][Anti-Gravity Device][Bottle of Pheremones][Con Badge][Bitchin' Ride][Mah Lazer][Nigger][Shii's Box][Butter][ITTY BITTY BABY][Teh Rei][Pokeball][Hitachi Magic Wand][MYSQL_ERROR][Web][Bridget][Copypas ta][Fire][Sage][Wad of Cum][Steroids]
>> [_] Anon 933083 Ok. I'm a complete retard. How do I get into /jp/?

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[_] [G] A 4chan's tale Anon 900405 Awesome 4chan adventure game. Don't forget the gatekey. Marked for deletion (old).
>> [_] Anon 900428 Been looking for this.
>> [_] Anon 900465 no fucking clue what i am doing
>> [_] Anon 900515 >># type help in the game, then scroll up for some tips and commands. Recommend this be the first thing you do.
>> [_] Anon 900524 >># What part are you on?
>> [_] Anon 900527 Nothing works and I am lazy.
>> [_] Anon 900531 i got the hyperlink to /v/, what now?
>> [_] Anon 900539 >># Take it to 4chan and go to the section of the site with /v/. Use the hyperlink on the broken link to fix it.
>> [_] Anon 900544 >># but im banned there
>> [_] Anon 900552 >># So think. How do you get around a B&?
>> [_] Anon 900555 >># cant find a proxy anywhere goddamnit tell me how to get unbanned
>> [_] Anon 900571 Don't you know about the legendary Afroduck?
>> [_] Anon 900592 SOLID!
>> [_] "$"$$"$"$/"$%"$%/? 900598 >># SOLID! SOLID! SOLID! SOLID! SOLID!
>> [_] Anon 900601 What the fuck is this shit? I can't even look around, ALL I get is "SOLID"
>> [_] Anon 900603 Solid means you are going in a direction not available, like a wall, dumbass. type look and press enter to get a discription of the current room, including directions you can go.
>> [_] Anon 900658 After taking pictures of her sleeping naked in her bed and scanning them to my computer I put my sister's hamster in a microwave and it exploded. Now I'm dead and would have to do this shit all over again...
>> [_] Anon 900662 >># Yeah. So don't do that.
>> [_] Anon 900679 I just keep fapping, awesome game
>> [_] Anon 900681 stuck at /jp, I got all the items and didn't get raped by the monster. Now what?
>> [_] Anon 900684 Yeah, where's the /v/ hyperlink?
>> [_] Anon 900700 >># Use the gateway. You know, the item you need to pick up at the begining of the game, which is one of the few ways to break the game if you don't pick it up?
>> [_] Anon 900704 /v/ hyperlink is in habbo
>> [_] Anon 900705 how fucking annoying. use hyperlink on portal What fucking 'portal' are you babbling about? use hyperlink on portal to jp What fucking 'portal to jp' are you babbling about? use hyperlink on portal to /jp/ You place the hyperlink into the portal's circle, and it springs to life. I expect you to fix your text parser.
>> [_] Anon 900726 >># Not my game. Besides, that is a feature. The / is fucking required, just like in real life.
>> [_] Anon 900727 >># I got all the items, but I couldn't do shit because I tried every item in every namefag, and nothing happened.
>> [_] Anon 900728 The short version is /jp/. If you examine shit, you can find out the short version.
>> [_] Anon 900732 >># just use gateway. it will bring you back home. then, you can use the generater thing there to make portals to new websites with your machine code. If you didn't pick up the gateway at the begining, you are officially fucked. Restart.
>> [_] Anon 900744 If people have trouble with this game, they probably are morons who need to murk loar.

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[_] [G] In the Spirit of Time Travel, A 4chan's Tale Anon 899829 Awesome 4chan text adventure game. Travel between the different boards of 4chan, and through the tubes of the internet. There are instructions when you start the game, and you can type "help" to get more help on how the game is played. I'll be here if you need any more assistance with the game itself. Take note that I did not make this game, I am just posting it. It was created by Zeta. One last piece of advice: DON'T FUCKING FORGET THE GATEKEY AT THE BEGINING OF THE GAME.
>> [_] Anon 899842 Awesome
>> [_] Polysynchronicity 899843 This has a shitty parser
>> [_] Anon 899845 >># Don't blame me, I didn't make it. And the game itself works fine, and is great.
>> [_] Polysynchronicity 899846 The parser renders it practially unplayable though. :(
>> [_] Anon 899848 >># How so? I've played through it a couple of times.
>> [_] Polysynchronicity 899851 >># It's probably just habit, I'm used to playing text adventures and I get annoyed when I can't "LOOK LOGO"
>> [_] Anon 899861 >># haha, did you type in help then scroll up to see the commands? look lets you see where you are. To check out people and things you examine them, or just e for short.
>> [_] Anon 899884 This game is odd
>> [_] Anon 899946 So I just used AIDS on the nigra. What do I do with the hyperlink to /v/?

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[_] [G] 4Chan text adventure johndoe 895184 So I'm at the final boss, can't figure out what to do. Any help would be highly appreciated. Also, what to do with the girdle of opposite gender?
>> [_] Anon 895312 newfag to this game how do i start... FUUUUUUUU
>> [_] johndoe 895323 First take the gateway. Then use the 4chan portal ("use 4chan"). /jp/'s where you start there. Machine code is used to create portals at the portalizer back at the main hub, and hyperlinks are used to open up more boards on 4chan. And if you get stuck, try typing "help". Hope that helps!
>> [_] Anon 895359 What do I have to do for Happy Negro to give me an internet?
>> [_] Anon 895363 i remember this game http://swfchan.net/9/41591.shtml?4Chan%2 7s+Tale+Revised+2+and+a+half.swf

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[_] [G] 4chan text adventure Anon 840434 I admit, I'm no good at these kinds of games. What do I do 1) After I get to Youtube and 2) to get out of hell. I know it involves a kitten, but I'm not sure what else. Thanks, guys!
>> [_] Anon 840439 “[On his childhood] One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like an infantile retard.”
>> [_] Anon 840440 look / l / look in __ / l in __ inventory / i examine __ / e __ take __ / t __ / get __ / g __ (no 'from __' needed) drop __ / d __ drop __ in __ / d __ in __ / put __ in __ / p __ in __ wear __ / w __ remove __ / r __ use __ / u __ use __ on __ / u __ on __ talk to __ go to __ / go __
>> [_] johndoe 840445 Yes, I know the basic commands, i'm not a total newbie to text adventures, I just don't know how to beat this one. Those are listed when you use "help". I was looking for something a bit more specific...
>> [_] Anon 840451 I was the guy from before, just posting the commands for quick reference. Did you pick up Shii's box in /jp/? You can open the box and take Shii, which is a cat. Goddammit im still stuck in jp.
>> [_] Anon 840453 So I attack the tentacle mosnter? Or use butter on the DDR machine? fuck!
>> [_] johndoe 840461 Yeah, I got shii, but shii doesn't sheem to do shiit. As for /jp/, you can get a pokeball from the tentacle monster area, which is useful elsewhere, to get a hyperlink. And for the ddr machine, just use it, to get something.
>> [_] Anon 840465 I use the ddr machine to get machine code, now what do I do ;-;
>> [_] johndoe 840466 The machine code is used with the portalizer, back at the main hub, to open up portals to other sites (*gasp* other than 4chan?! That's madness!)
>> [_] Anon 840472 FUUUUUUUCK i can't get back to the main hub from /jp/
>> [_] Anon 840478 First time playing - what the fuck do I do after getting the hyperlink?
>> [_] Anon 840479 >># here's the rapidshare that was posted a while back. It's pretty shitty though. It gets most of the points, but misses some things. SPOILERS!!!
>> [_] Anon 840482 >># http://rapidshare.com/files/151936548/4c hangamewalkthrough.txt I suck cocks. Forgot the link. here it is.
>> [_] Anon 840484 >># Don't forget to take the Gateway at the start area.
>> [_] Anon 840493 >># Fuck. I didn't take the gateway. FUCK.
>> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 840497 Hi guys. I work slow as all hell but I am in fact adding pictures to like fucking everything slowly over time, assuming it doesn't explode after so many. It'll take the rest of eternity but someday I'll post a bigass 5MB file or something full of pictures and call it done. At the moment, the process is approximately 10% complete. EFG will fall to page 10, Spartans are in hell, I think furfags go to hell when set on fire too but not sure if I added that. Otherwise, pictures will be all that is added whenever I finally get around to finishing it someyear. I'd ask for opinions but I'm about to go to bed! >># This sure has some excess unnecessary commands. There's quite a few items it has as being taken that aren't necessary whatsoever, like dust, sheets, a sandwich, the triforce...
>> [_] Anon 840550 >># cool.
>> [_] Gentleman Jim Stacey 840555 >># Thanks for the update
>> [_] Anon 840645 Well, I killed the Internet. That was satisfying.
>> [_] Anon 840740 Fuck, I got to /a/ and I'm stuck. That rapidshare doesn't have what to do in /a/ either.
>> [_] Anon 840747 [---Inventory---] -[Gateway][Butter][Fake ID][Pokeball][Hitachi Magic Wand][Proxy][Fire][Lakitu Cloud][Gun of The Guy][Sexyjutsu][Barrel][Can of Powdered Toast][Anti-Gravity Device][Bottle of Pheremones][Con Badge][Teh Rei][Steroids][ITTY BITTY BABY][Bitchin' Ride][Mah Lazer][Girdle of Gender][Email Field][Web][Copypasta][F5][A Seat][Steroids][Nigger][Sage]

Unrecognized thread format. File :[4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf] - (2.12 MB) [_] [G] >># Anon 834953 4chan's first and greatest text adventure game spoiler Whats the first step in getting the music back in Jim's portal? /spoiler Marked for deletion (old). >> [_] Anon 835001 Just opened youtube and explored all the portals there. What next? >> [_] Anon 835004 >># Go back to ren and stimpy and hit the Internet Power Button. Then wander around your house and make sure you go outside. Or microwave the hamster. >> [_] Anon 835007 >># done that already, I don't want to die again ;__; >> [_] Anon 835096 I can't figure out how to get my power level above OT4... and I've tried rubbing everything against that fucking e-meter. >> [_] Anon 835110 bamp >> [_] Anon 835142 /r/ graphic interface.

Unrecognized thread format. File :[4Chan's Tale Revised 2 and a half.swf] - (2.12 MB) [_] [G] >># Anon 833357 It's got some improvements from V2. >> [_] Anon 833363 Woo! Dunt got this one yet. >> [_] Anon 833364 What has been improved? >> [_] Anon 833367 >># A couple of bugfixes, some added pictures and music, and not much else >> [_] Anon 833368 >># Sweet. I especially like the music at the end of the game. I downloaded that song, but somehow, I like the version in this game more. >> [_] Anon 833369 >># That you Zeta? >> [_] >># Anon 833370 I've got a (mostly complete) walkthrough up to fox news, but I can't get the 4chan logo part. Any advice on that? >> [_] Anon 833372 >># Not Zeta, but I've been lurking for a while. That was actually my first post to /f/ >> [_] Anon 833373 >># I actually figured that part out before I got to it. It was one of those flash of genius things. It is pretty tricky though. Lemme think if I can come up with some way to say it without giving it away. Pay attention to the item descriptions... Unless you just want me to give it away? >> [_] Anon 833374 >># What's the music at the end game? >> [_] >># Anon 833375 >># I've done just about everything I can think of. You can spoil it for me. I'll probably kick myself for not thinking it. >> [_] sage sage 833378 most boring shit ever >> [_] Anon 833380 >># Aww... is someone too stupid to figure the game out? >> [_] Anon 833381 >># Beat the game and find out. >> [_] Anon 833382 >># Protip: Sage goes in the email field. Everywhere else leave blank. It just counts as a regular post otherwise. >> [_] Anon 833383 >># I kinda don't want to spoil it for other people, so let me try this... Two items will always land on a certain side. So... >> [_] Anon 833384 >># Included my real email in the email field. You can send answer there. >> [_] Anon 833386 >># Be careful. I hope that is a fake email just for this or something. >> [_] Anon 833387 >># it's real. I use it every day. Don't worry. It's Gmail Powered. SPAMFILTERS! >> [_] Anon 833390 >># >># oh, and usually I would be careful, but I trust /f/ a bit more than /b/ amirite? >> [_] Anon 833391 So, why am I unable to "take portalizer"? >> [_] Anon 833393 >># If you are so sure, fine, I'll email it to you. >> [_] Anon 833394 >># because it's part of the world. Try taking gateway >> [_] Anon 833396 >># Good Lord, I've gotten pretty far with this before...suddenly I can't even do the first thing. In my defense, I'm tired and also a fag. >> [_] Anon 833397 >># Thanks. I haven't taken any help on this, and I plan on doing the same for the rest of the game. I just can't the 4chan logo part. >> [_] Anon 833399 >># Can't, you bring stuff to it and use things on it. It is a part of the setting. What I wanna know is why I can "take" my sister, if you get my drift... >> [_] Anon 833400 >># Gateway? >> [_] Anon 833403 >># >># >># OH FUCK. This is what I get for not reading everything because I thought I knew what I was doing. >> [_] Anon 833405 Lol. The Gateway has to be a minimeme of sorts for people who played this game, everybody forgets it. >> [_] Anon 833406 >># Well, I think I sent the email to you. Maybe a couple of times, my Internets are kinda sketchy. Tell me if you do or don't get it. >> [_] Anon 833407 haven't gotten it yet. you could throw the answer into rot-13 and post here >> [_] Anon 833409 >># Smart, I'll do that. Lemme rewrite it, since I had to restart my comp and lost it. >> [_] Anon 833412 Here it is, rot-13: Bx, V'yy gel ntnva. Vg jvyy or oevrsre gubhtu, fvapr V qba'g yvxr erjevgvat vg. Lbh arrq pna bs cbjqrerq gbnfg sebz lbhghor, fuvv'f obk sebz /wc/ naq ohggre sebz /wc/. bcra gur obk, gnxr bhg Fuvv. Xrrc gur obk gubhtu. Hfr gur pna bs gbnfg gb trg gbnfg. Hfr gur ohggre ba gur gbnfg gb trg ohggrerq gbnfg. Hfr gung ba Fuvv. Ab qvpr, jba'g fgvpx. Arrq fbzrguvat fgvpxl. Snc. Hfr gur Pbzznaq "Snc" gb qb fb. Lbh'yy trg n jnq bs Phz. Hfr vg ba gur Ohggrerq gbnfg (lhz). Gur Ohggrerq gbnfg, hfvat gur phz ba Fuvv jba'g jbex, fb nccrneragyl urer n png vf abg svar gbb... Abj hfr gur fgvpxl gbnfg ba fuvv gb trg na Nagv-tenivgl qrivpr. Hfr vg ba gur ybtb gb znxr vg sybng, gura hfr gur ybtb gb pbagvahr. Unir sha. >> [_] Anon 833415 >># That's ridiculous. Wow. Never thought of that. ... Thank you. >> [_] Anon 833418 I SUCK AT THIS SHIT BUT I WANT TO KEEP GOING I R SAD. >> [_] Anon 833419 >># Probably the most complex and tricky part of the game. Whole game is pretty tough though. Not like most games that are easy with hard sections, it is hard with easy sections. >> [_] Anon 833422 >># I was so into the game for a while that I had maps drawn up so I could figure where I was and even illustrated out the characters and objects. /v/ was the worst though. that damn infinite loop. >> [_] Anon 833428 >># I know what ya mean >> [_] Anon 833429 >># That is so awesome. I want to seem them. And yes, /v/ was, ironically, hueg liek xbawks. >> [_] Anon 833431 this was made 24/8, been waiting for a "revised 3" version i think it's not going to come :( >> [_] Anon 833433 >># Haven't even seen it get posted or even rumored to exist. >># I'll upload them later, I'm off to finish this damn game. >> [_] Anon 833434 >># I know. He said he made it months before he posted the first version, so who knows, there could still be hope. >> [_] Anon 833439 >># Like nurse-kun and romeo-san and that blindmute guy, black_knight and even SoRu, he might still be out there though... lurking. Just lurking. >> [_] Anon 833446 hard game is hard >> [_] Anon 833449 >># what is the exact command used in this case? the normal commant to use 'x' on logo doesn't seem to work. >> [_] Anon 833450 >># One you have the uh... /0 thing I'll call it, use it on the logo. You have to have put the 4chan leaf thing back in it for it to accept it though. >> [_] Anon 833452 >># wait. where the fuck is the leaf thing? What zone is it in? >> [_] Anon 833453 >># Final boss of the internet has it. >> [_] Anon 833454 >># wow. I've missed a lot then. I also forgot to go to /a/ and do things there. >> [_] Anon 833455 >># What about the onsen? Is going in there productive? >> [_] Anon 833456 >># lol. Have fun, good luck. >> [_] Anon 833461 >># is onsen something in /a/? because you have to through all of it. >> [_] Anon 833462 >># Like Cracky, too. >> [_] Anon 833463 >># Not Soviet Russia though, He got permab& for the lulziest reason imaginable: His reason on the ban screen was simply "Being Soviet Russia." >> [_] Anon 833470 >># Times it has been spotted: 2 First seen: 24/8 -2008 02:57:33 Last seen: 8/10 -2008 00:13:55 it didn't quite catch popularity :/ maybe that's why he dropped it >> [_] Anon 833471 >># Well, the others have been posted too. Don't forget, there are like 5 different ones. And they are different, not just renames, since he updated them. So it probably has been posted more times than 2 if you include the outdated ones. >> [_] Anon 833492 i dont get this, how do i start? >> [_] Anon 833497 >># type in 'help' (minus the quotations) don't forget the gateway >> [_] Anon 833498 >># Click where it says to click. >> [_] Anon 833499 >># yeah, I can't get in there. I'm not womanly enough. WTF? Also, I forgot how to get to da hood. I did it once, but now I've forgotten. I enjoyed mah lazer there. >> [_] Anon 833501 I was JUST playing this last night! >> [_] Anon 833503 >># Oh, the bath house thing. You need to go talk to narutu. Give him some ramen, and then you can go in the place. >> [_] Anon 833505 >># FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK >> [_] Anon 833506 >># You asked where da hood at? I think it is in either /d/ or /f/. >> [_] Anon 833508 >># I got there, I had a link left in my inventory and forgot about it. In da hood right now. Forgot about goatse, nigga won't open up. >> [_] Anon 833510 Another hint to people having trouble in the begining: When trying to go to the different parts of 4chan, don't forget your fucking slashes. It is /jp/ not jp you double niggers. >> [_] Anon 833511 Left /d/ went to da hood. Left goatse alone for now. Forgot how to get mah lazer. Also, don't I get PSPs in da hood? >> [_] Anon 833512 >># Who do you kill a nigger? Bust a cap in his ass. >> [_] Anon 833514 >># Shooping woop now. Still need a goatse opener. And bridget. Goddamn this game is gay. >> [_] Anon 833519 Bump for >># PLZ >> [_] Anon 833521 I've lost a portal. Fox News disappeared. WTF? >> [_] Anon 833522 >># vag juices should loosen him up. to get to bridget, you need the itty bitty baby from youtube. talk to her and she'll go in your pack. The game isn't gay if you have logic and a good knowledge of 4chan. >> [_] Anon 833524 >># Can you explain >># Also, baby + bridget = nothing >> [_] Anon 833525 I havn't played this since V1, can you still get fucking stuck with no exit? Or did you fix that shit? >> [_] Anon 833526 >># Forgive, I read comment wrong. HOW DOES I VAG JUICE? >> [_] Anon 833528 >># t gateway. don't forget it. otherwise you have to restart >> [_] Anon 833529 >># dunno about fox news disappearing, that has happened to me before. It might come back, don't worry about it till later, if it doesn't come back, I have a solution I think. For bridget. Talk to her...him. Then you can pick him up like an item, you'll need him later. >> [_] Anon 833531 >># Stimulate the clit. >> [_] Anon 833532 >># I already have the bridget. I need to open goatse. I haven't found vaginal juice. Inventory: [Gateway][Ramen][Ramen][Ramen][Ramen][Bu tter][Fake ID][Hypodermic Needle][Pokeball][Shii's Box][Hitachi Magic Wand][Proxy][Sheets][Dust][Sheets][Dust] [Briefcase][Fire][Fire][MYSQL_ERROR][Fire ][Fire][Barrel][Lak itu Cloud][Hammer Bros. Hammer][Monkeys][Triforce of Power][Gun of The Guy][1 Gold][Lockpick][WiFi Trophy][Ramen][White House Trophy][Casio][Log][Rubber Nipple][Can of Powdered Toast][Anti-Gravity Device][Bike][Silver Monkey][Bottle of Pheremones][Con Badge][Sexyjutsu][Spincock][Steroids][Bi tchin' Ride][Cotton][Cotton][Cotton][Cotton][Co tton][Cotton][Cotton][Nigger][Basketball] [Mah Lazer][PSP][Bridget][ITTY BITTY BABY] >> [_] Anon 833534 >># Stimulate the clit with the wand, duh. You should be examining everything. >> [_] Anon 833537 >># Fox news is still gone. What's your idea? >> [_] Anon 833538 >># Ok, cypher time: Zl vqrn vf guvf. Gurer vf n jnl gb fxvc zbfg bs gur tnzr, naq whzc evtug gb nobhg 3/4 gur jnl gb gur raq. Fgneg n arj tnzr jvaqbj naq glcr nf n pbzznaq V nz n purngvat snttbg Vg jvyy tvir lbh nyy gur vgrzf lbh arrq gb tb gb /o/ naq naq bagb gur erfg bs gur tnzr. Vg jvyy nyfb ybpx bss gur erfg bs gur tnzr gb lbh, orfvqrf cynprf lbh arrq nsgre /o/. Vs lbh ner jbaqrevat jul guvf pbqr rkvfgf, vg jnf znqr sbe gur svefg hcqngr, fvapr fbzr crbcyr jrer cerggl sne nybat naq qvqa'g jnag gb erfgneg, guhf gurl pbhyq fxvc gb nobhg jurer gurl jrer. Vg jvyy tvir lbh gur znpuvar pbqr lbh arrq sbe sbk gubhtu. I recommend you start a new game before using it though. You'll need to to get the gateway. >> [_] Anon 833540 once I get to 4chan nothing works. wtf. >> [_] Anon 833541 >># sounds like real life >> [_] Anon 833542 >># cant go to anywhere from there. wtf shitsux >> [_] Anon 833543 >># Whenever I try to go anywhere, it just insults me and I get no where. >> [_] Anon 833545 >># Games are so lifelike these days, huh? >> [_] Anon 833548 >># to get around, you don't need to type go. Go is just for portals and hyperlinks. To go north or something, just type n. for east type e, and so on and so forth. >> [_] Anon 833549 [---Inventory---] -[Gateway][Ramen][Ramen][Ramen][Ramen][M achine Code][Shii's Box][Pokeball][Ramen][Wad of Cum][Wad of Cum] [---You are wearing---] [Afro][Pants] I'm stuck in the beginning ....in /jp/..what do I do? >> [_] Anon 833550 >># thnx >> [_] Anon 833554 >># get the fake id from the dumpster, and the butter too. then go to the adult porn place and get the wand. Then you can leave by using the gateway. >> [_] Anon 833557 >># thanks~ >> [_] Anon 833560 >># never played a text game b4 and im fuckin retarded, i have the gateway and nothing else. how do i start/ what do i type specifically? >> [_] Anon 833563 >># go 4chan. use go to use portals and hyperlink things. To move about the world, just type the first letter of that direction. I recomend typing "help" to get some tips. >> [_] Anon 833564 >># like was said before go and go to are used on only specific things just press n s e w still stuck with the /jp/ hyperlink. i suck >> [_] Anon 833565 >># I'm fuckin' stuck gain...hurrr >> [_] Anon 833568 how the fuck do i go to youtube and the other boards? >> [_] Anon 833569 >># 12. open dumpster 13. t shirt 14. t butter 15. t fake id 16. t hypodermic needle 17. s 18. w 19. t pokeball 20. t pants 21. e 21a n (x2) 22. w (x2) 23. s 24. t shii's box >> [_] Anon 833570 >># 5. t hyperlink 6. u hyperlink on portal to /jp/ 7. u portal to /jp/ >> [_] Anon 833571 I've got this walkthrough going, it's flawed, and missing some things, I'd rank it as an alpha. If anyone wants it, I'll post it somewhere and give link. >> [_] Anon 833573 >># post it nigger. >> [_] Anon 833574 >># please do >> [_] Anon 833575 >># Games not that hard if you aren't a moron. If you aren't a moron and having a tough time, lurk moar. >> [_] Anon 833576 >># post it >># internet tough guy >> [_] Anon 833577 >># >># rapidshare seriously. It needs work http://rapidshare.com/files/151936548/4c hangamewalkthrough.txt.html Tinyurl: http://tinyurl.com/3me69f >> [_] Anon 833578 >># Lol. Flipping through the pages with memes and such at ED doesn't count as lurking moar. It gives you a distorted view on things, since the site presents all the information in a somewhat satirical light and all at once, not spaced out. >> [_] Anon 833581 >># You just cuntpasted what I typed into it, it wasn't in the right form to mesh with the rest of your walkthru. Oh well. What I really wanna see is the maps you drew up, complete with illustrations. >> [_] Anon 833582 >># >># >># needs work doesn't it? It's definitely got a good while before I finish it, I've seen more areas than that, and done more stuff than what I have written down, but I tend to forget to write things down. Good luck >> [_] Anon 833584 >># Those are all hand drawn. I'll have to pull out paint or something. Another thread though. I'll repost around 7 pm (EST) tomorrow with a rapidshare of the maps and pictures. I'll post with user name Centrisian >> [_] Anon 833585 >># Those are all hand drawn. I'll have to pull out paint or something. Another thread though. I'll repost around 7 pm (EST) tomorrow with a rapidshare of the maps and pictures. I'll post with user name Centrisian Also, I started writing this as a reference so that I wouldn't have to remember things every time I restarted. That's why it is in list format with commands. >> [_] Anon 833588 good night anon. will be back with illustrations tomorrow. >> [_] Anon 833593 >># Sweet dreams, sleep tight anon. >> [_] Anon 833600 >># ONCE YOU FALL ASLEEP I WILL EAT YOU >> [_] Anon 833602 Hahaha, took me all fucking day to beat this shit, but I did. Mind you I had to go find the flash on swfchan and check the ActionScript: http://swfchan.com/9/41329/info.shtml?A% 204chan%27s%20Tale.swf Yeah, I suck, but if you get stuck, it's better than any guide. Frame 1 has all of the item/room descriptions and relationships. Frame 2 has some of the actual action coding in it, mostly helpful when trying the password in Fox News. >> [_] Anon 833606 I KILLED THE INTERNET, WHAT DO I DO? >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833608 holy shit, I knew this still got passed around now and then, but over 100 replies AGAIN? Man, I must really have made a gem. >># I lol'd, interesting way to cheat. >># start over, we warned you never to push that button. >> [_] Anon 833611 >># Hey! Zeta! He hath returnethed! Rejoice! >> [_] Anon 833612 >># Wow. Not sure whether to mock you for having to cheat or congratulate you on your cunning. Oh well. >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833613 >># I never really left, I've just been lurking in /v/ and playing games. Haven't had the motivation to add more to this, since it'd just be a few extra things like spartans in hell and a few more pictures. Music would take too much space, despite wanting to add it for every part. I'm glad you guys still like my game and remember me though! >> [_] Anon 833614 >># He always comes on late at night, since he sleeps all day. Makes me wonder if he has a job or anything. >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833615 >># I work mornings on weekends 10:30 to 6:30, I work 4-6:30 evenings during the weekdays. The internet is just more interesting at night, so I keep my schedule inverted when I can. >> [_] Anon 833616 >># No wonder /v/ was so fancy in this game. Makes sense. >> [_] Anon 833620 Zeta, do you know why the portal to Fox news has a habit of disappearing? It happened to someone, and I have had it happen to me before. >> [_] Anon 833621 >># yeah, partly because I knew more references for it due to being a gamer, and partly because I ran out of overall ideas late game, and actionscript started freaking out on me when I added more. I actually had to cut out a couple of useless things so it would stop freaking out for no reason! I'm honestly not very happy with /f/ or /b/ in particular in the game and was certian it was terrible until I finally posted it and you guys loved it. It kind of suprised me, really, but I went ahead and finished it up / fixed it as much as possible once I saw the reaction. >> [_] Anon 833622 >># Forget your Gatew- err... tripfag there Zeta? >> [_] Anon 833623 >># never heard of it happening. but if it does, you can type 'I AM A CHEATING FAGGOT' to close off all the minor boards and start with all the actually required objects to beat /b/ and everything after it if you have to. >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833624 >># >># GODDAMNIT >> [_] Anon 833625 else if (loc == rooms.fox2) { temppass = ((local[loc].inventory[0].inventory[0].i temshort + local[loc].inventory[0].inventory[1].ite mshort) + local[loc].inventory[0].inventory[2].ite mshort) + local[loc].inventory[0].inventory[3].ite mshort; if ((temppass == "dsfargeg") && (local[loc].inventory[0].inventory.length == 4)) { local[loc].east = "open"; _root.output.text = _root.output.text + ("\n\n" + local[loc].inventory[0].usetext); } else { _root.output.text = _root.output.text + "\n\n'PASSWORD INCORRECT, PLEASE TRY AGAIN' appears when you try to enter the password."; } >> [_] Anon 833626 >># Heh, I know. I was there during that first thread. I actually told that to the guy who had the issue with fox news disappearing today (used rot-13 code to do so though). Was just wondering if you had any insight into the issue. Personally I think it might have something to do with how early you get it. >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833629 >># does it just disappear, or when you use it, or what? using the machine code to create it shouldn't really make it disappear if it doesn't make habbo or the kitchen or da hood disappear, i wouldn't think. >> [_] Anon 833630 [---Fox News - Directory---] --------------------------------------- Exits: [E][S][W] Items: [Password Field] Worldly Objects: None. Namefags: None. You attempt to continue into the published files, but you are denied access by the system. You open the password. Inside: [DSF][AR][G][EG] [---Inventory---] -[Gateway][Bag of Holding][Butter][Hitachi Magic Wand][Proxy][Fire][Gun of The Guy][Bread][Fire][Can of Powdered Toast][Lakitu Cloud][WiFi Trophy][Barrel][ITTY BITTY BABY][Bottle of Pheremones][Con Badge][Steroids][Teh Rei][Bitchin' Ride][Mah Lazer][Post Button][File Field][Comment Field][F5][Girdle of Gender][A Seat][Web][An Internet][2000 EXP][500 Gold][Longcat's Box][Perma-Ban Hammer][UCK][RA][RK][ME][AN][US] [---You are wearing---] [School Uniform][Guy Fawkes Mask] >> [_] Anon 833632 >># Well, it happened to me a while back, so I don't remember very well, but I think the link to fox just wasn't there when I went for it. I had used the machine code for it earlier and it seemed to have worked just fine. >> [_] Anon 833633 >># ￣\(O__o)/￣ >># >># maybe i should change 'post button' to 'submit button' to clear this up a bit >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833634 >># FFFFFF >> [_] Anon 833635 So Zeta: once you smooth out the game, adding pictures and such, do you think you will submit the flash to the 4chan flash archive? I think it is good enough for it. >> [_] Anon 833636 >># That is probably a good idea, since it is labeled submit. >> [_] Anon 833637 >># Lol. Made me think of those rage/ffruustration threads you see these days. >> [_] Anon 833638 >># i have it all imput correctly and ive been binding my way throught this ever sence i found it on swf chan 3 days ago w/o cheeting a few hours when im bored now that your here i can try and figure out why the fucking code isnt working on the door >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833639 >># > adding pictures and such I don't think I'd ever add pictures for every conceivable thing, I don't really think people want pictures of popcorn and apples making this 200MB, I'd probably just add a few more big iconic things like mudkip and the hate machine and such and then call it done. Other then the mysterious disappearing fox news portal, I don't know of any remaining glitches either. > do you think you will submit the flash to the 4chan flash archive? how does one submit a thing to /flash/? I thought it just happened when a mod got around to it, and I didn't know they were still updating it at all. Although it seems a lot of people think it's worth being there, so I'd gladly let it be added, it'd be pretty cool having it there in fact. >> [_] Anon 833640 >># close the password, use post button >> [_] Anon 833642 >># ...soab... >> [_] Anon 833644 I want the music you get when you beat the game. I went to the site and downloaded their version, but to be honest I prefer the one from the game more. It has a slightly different sound to it. Just sounds better to me, probably since I heard it first. >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833645 >># it's the exact same, the only difference is that the one my game is compressed to a lower crap quality by flash. If you truly prefer it, download Flash Compiler Trillix or something similar and extract the song from the flash. >> [_] Anon 833646 >># I do like it more. Perhaps it is the gamer in me, but it reminds me of the old console game music that sounded 16-bit or 8-bit or whatever. It has a certain charm to it. >> [_] Anon 833647 Do you think you will be making any other games or flashes Zeta? Perhaps a sequel to this or a prequel about a 4chan event that has already happened. Or even something completly different. >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833648 >># I hear ya, chiptune music is one of my favorite genres for a similar reason. I fell in love with Trash80's stuff once I heard Pain Fade Down in Darwinia and found their site. >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833650 >># Who knows, maybe someday, but at the moment I have no current good ideas or motive, and I'm terrible at anything but text adventures, there's no artist in me whatsoever. >> [_] Anon 833651 >># Yes, next he should make an adventure game with visuals, like the secret of monkey island. >> [_] Anon 833653 >># kk thnx you should probly change it so posting bit would be described somewhere.. now a few changes >Akane has her discription wrong >any way to get efg on page 10 with broke legs or still alive or something just for shits and gigles? 210 am im going to bed 4 now >> [_] Anon 833662 Piece of shit game. Is this a joke? Is everyone pretending like you can actually do something? >> [_] Anon 833665 >># It's too bad you don't have intelligence and imagination, you're missing out. Not PS3 or casual enough for you? >> [_] Anon 833669 also i tried the beefy fox joke and found that he does not return to inventory ie you must drop him to talk >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833672 >># whoops. reworded for the final version because i'm too lazy to make it go to inventory automatically. >># this typo, which i assume was the talking to akane name issue, is also fixed. spartans and leonidas will be in hell for a cameo as well. more pictures will exist, though the amount is uncertian and may not be many. i'll try to include the furfags in hell after killing them and efg on page 10 after jumping things if the code doesn't freak out. nothing important will be added of course, just these minor tweaks to make the game a tiny bit better. Dunno when I'll decide I'm done and give it to you all, but at least I'm doing a little to it for once to get it closer to that happening. >> [_] Anon 833680 >># also change the ending "go hub" use gateway to return to your hub >> [_] Anon 833684 >833680 >833669 >833653 >833630 >833625 all me -.- 342 am fuck 3 fucking days and i didnt even do all the side quests.. like why the fuck does the trash bin in the r/w have quest on it.. i look forward to your rewrite dont forget to have music turn off and back on when they are soposed to so they dont over lap if you add an overworld theme 1 way would be to only lower the overworld theme volume to 0 for the duration of say "ohh what you say/rick roll ect.." side note you have revolution and xbox 720 why is ps3 the only thing normal? >thank you again for keeping me up for the 3rd night in a row playing on this fucking game >> [_] Zeta !SCj1B0yoaQ 833690 >># easy mode description tells you that even containers with quest items in them are labeled a quest item just so you know to look in it to find the quest item it contains, so that's why the dumpster is a quest item as for the music, with the exception of the win theme at the end, the kill yourself song, and sound effects for items and such, all music uses the same call, so they shouldn't overlap even if i added some, which i probably won't due to file size and as for the ps3, choose one depending on your tastes: 1) the ps3 sux and sony went out of business lololol 2) the ps3 is so awesome it didn't NEED updated, fuck yeah sony you're the shit and you're welcome, I'm glad you like it so much! >> [_] Anon 833707 HOW DOES I GET NIGGER-TITS OFF OF THE NIGGER?